life with the parental units.

[sadie]

so i ended up moving in with my parents for a (hopefully very brief) period of time, and i'm just about to go insane. i feel like i'm living under a microscope. i am expected to explain everything i do and everywhere i go. i have to deal with the "i'm so disappointed" thingy from my mom if i tell her i'm going somewhere or with someone she doesn't approve of. i'm constantly questioned and overruled on discipline issues concerning my own child. i really do appreciate their helping me out of a bad situation, and i know they want the best for me. but i'm gonna have to draw the line somewhere. i mean, i'm 34. :(

[Studio8]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring

[sadie]

so you should feel right at home.

[Studio8]

With the parental units

[sadie]

of course. after all, like you, they're very religious people, charismatic christians, who hold a bible study in their home every week.

[Studio8]

How much money do you make a year?

[executioneer]

hey studio8 guess what the difference between you and sadie is

we don't contemplate suicide when we realize we've accidentally read something sadie's posted >:

-willie

[Studio8]

I don't really understand how a post on a forum would make anyone commit suicide, but ok!

[Helm]

Burial at sea

[I am Amingo]

el Amingo sabe lo que usted significa el sadie los dos trys sin hogar del excedente de las latas de la basura siempre para decir Amingo a cómo criar a sus ninos

[Matt Harty]

Just get out as soon as you can, before they try and take your kid.

[da blob]

KARMAGEDDON

[Supafly345]

I am at my parents right now. They do there best not to care about what I do, because they have seen how the relationship turns out wen parents shove their nose too far up their kids ass.
Of course, they didn't start doing this untill I turned 18. They did their job before this age of course, of controlling my life so I woulden't do anything stupid, which I probably would have done without them.

But it sounds like your parents have that infieriority complex that since you are their kid you will never be an equal in an adult sense, and always be a punk kid who can't take care of themself. I hope you can change this, but at their age- it looks like this is just the way its gonna be.

[Snatchtastic]

Hi Sadie, that sucks about your situation with your parents. :( I remember when I was 19 and still living at home and this one time I wanted to go see a 10pm showing of Fight Club. My mom and dad told me that I should go to bed because I had to go to work the next morning, I said it would be fine and I was going anyway. Then they told me I HAD to stay in and I could go see it on the weekend. HMMMM, you are not me I said, and I left anyway.

You're a grown fucking woman who has a life of her own, parents just tell thier kids to do things thier way so they wont see them get hurt. But sometimes it takes that just to realize what they were trying to get across. Like me going out to late to see a movie and the being late for work the next day. (which I wasn't)

I know if I still lived at home my dad and I would have killed eachother for the remote control. I get along better with my parents not living with them.

[camacazio]

I'm amazed that my friends who have turned 18 still have their parents repressing them. My parents never kept me in check, and I made all my own decisions.

[ProfessorCool]

When I moved away from my parents, they moved to a diffrent state.

[kellychaos]

Do you need a character reference for the trial?

[ArrowX]

my Mommy Hits me:(

[I am Amingo]

bueno..

[sadie]

thanks for the commiseration.

i could argue with most anyone--except my parents. it's always been that way. they're always right, and there's no other way around it. (i don't know why i didn't get that gene. :P) they think they know what's best for me, and they want me to have it. and they don't agree with the way i've been living my life. i must agree i've not exactly shown myself to be the wisest of decision-makers.

but i don't want to disrespect them, especially in front of my son. i'm just gonna have to find that line--and vent here and there--until i find my way out of this situation. we got along best the two years or so they lived 1200 miles away.

y toque anos y anos de espanol, pero amingo: que??

and i'm seeing a flaming ship. and wondering what greek arse hair smells like. (and pouting a bit over no-reply. :()

and i don't discuss my finances with people who suck.

[da blob]

- New Chapter -


Things you can't do anymore when back at your parents' and that SUCKS

1 - eat ramen in front of of the computer any time of the day and night (or you have to wait till they sleep). (And that is, when you're unlucky enough that the PC's not in your own bedroom).

2 - eat marshmallows untill you puke

3 - watch porn anytime of the day, etc.

4 - turn up the music's volume untill the windows shake

5 - masturbate whenever/wherever you feel like it

6 - decide to eat only green things that day (or red, etc)

7 - work efficiently - like sleep all day long and work at night

8 - enjoy being ALONE



I'm 32, for god's sake. Shit.

[Command Prompt]

http://www.cazawa.biz/ezimagecatalogue/catalogue/variations/159-300x300.jpg

PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND :(

[Spooky]

:thumbsdown

[Cosmo Electrolux]

How much money do you make a year?

goddamn...you're a fucking tool.

[ItalianStereotype]

if your parents are giving you shit, especially about how to raise your child, just whip out your nuts and rub them all over your parents' foreheads.

and remember that you have other people that love you sades, especially on the boards! :o

and I understand that a lack of nuts might make the aforementioned rubbing a bit difficult, but do your best anyway.

[The One and Only...]

I always thought that people on this forum were younger than what they are...

Why don't you shack up with some roommates? That way, you can afford your own place. Of course, living with roommates might be worse than your parents too...

[theapportioner]

I'm 64 :(

[Geggy]

i knew this guy who's 43 year old, no wife, no kids, no job, getting ssi checks due to the disability to hear :jerkingoff and was still living with his dad who was battling some serious depression since his wife died few years back. when i got to know him, i was finding out more that he's a sleazy asshole. so i became suspicious and i asked him, 'are you just waiting around 'til your dad pass away so you can take over the house'? he got pissed off. we haven't spoken since.

last i heard his father did indeedy pass away and now he owns the house that's already paid for, he's able to afford to live his life on welfare and was throwing parties every weekend. god, what an asshole.

moral of the story, his parents sucked.

[I am Amingo]

es senor aceptable ChainSaw, Amingo se placeria frotar las tuercas de Amingo en los mommys de Sadie dirige hacia el

[Studio8]

The difference between you and I is that I don't look anything like this -
http://www.blarg.net/~mobbswm/nottoogoofy2.jpg

[Pub Lover]

Hey Studio8, ain't you moving to the west coast soon?

Someone better video Willie beating the shit out of you. >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

The difference between Studio and Willie? Willie isn't a fucking tool...

[Supafly345]

You mean like a dildo?
*ba-dum*

[Cosmo Electrolux]

something like that, yeah....

[Studio8]

Hey, call me a tool again. Just to make sure I respond, you know.

[liquidstatik]

No. :/

[INCOGNEGRO]

YO WILLIE

I GOTS YO' BACK NIGGA
IMA GONNA BUST MAD CAPS IN THIS FOOL

BLING BLING

HOLLA UP, PEACE

[glowbelly]

studio? is your name really BROCK?

sades, i hope stuff starts workin out with you soon. just suck it up and save as much money as you can. and if they really start to piss you off, especially with the disciplination issue, confront them. seriously. it would probably freak them out so much for you to calmly confront them about the situation and explain in rational terms why what they are doing is incongruent with what you believe is the right way to raise your son that they will just shush up about the whole thing forever and ever.

[I am Amingo]

o conseguiran defensiva y con el hecho de que el este viviendo en su parte posteriora de la casa en su cara que hace gran humillacion y que hace que su hijo mire abajo en el a uno mismo y a su padre por siempre.

[Studio8]

No, it's Chris. But Brock is sitting across the room.

[Evil Robot]

You should bringing black people into thier home. Old people hate black people.

[I am Amingo]

usted esta diciendo que no lo hace la gente joven?

[INCOGNEGRO]

WTF BLACK PEOPLE? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT BLACK PEOPLE?

YO MOTHER FUCKER, HOW BOUT NIGGAZ? YOU GOTS A PROBLEM WIT DEM? CAUSE ME AN SUM REAL FUCKING STREET NIGGAZ IS GONNA TIGHTEN YOUR ASS UP REAL GOOD MOTHER FUCKER

HOLLA UP ROBOT BITCH SUCKA ASS WOP

PEACE >:

[executioneer]

GOSH I SURE AM ASHAMED OF THAT PICTURE I PUT ON THE INTERNET TO SHOW EVERYONE :lol

-willie

[I am Amingo]

no cada uno puede ser tan atractivo como Amingo.

[kellychaos]

My house, my rules! >:

[ziggytrix]

summary of this thread so far:

Sadie has yet to tell her parents that she isn't 16 anymore.
Studio8 is an unfunny prick.
Feelevil has a new screenname.

I rate it 3/5.

[kellychaos]

You're being generous.

[ziggytrix]

It is the epitome of Blabber.

[ArrowX]

When my sister started smoking pot, my dad found some in her room and all he did was give her a lecture about not dragging them into a court case of she kills someone whilst under the influence.

Then 3 months later he kicked her out of the house for calling him an asshole (NOW I GET HER ROOM):lol

[ziggytrix]

surely she did more to deserve getting kicked out than calling him a name. if not, i agree with your sis - your dad is an ass. :(

gratz on the new room tho :)

[Helm]

This thread just dropped a point.

[ArrowX]

fo sombody Positively aknowlaging me?

[Helm]

oop there goes another point. Let's see if we can take this into negatives.

[Matt Harty]

Lemme find Studio8...

[Pee Wee Herman]

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. NO NEED TO BOTHER STUDIO8.

[ziggytrix]

I actually got a laugh outta that. :eek

[Pee Wee Herman]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Mister Sarcastic]

:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Oh Mister Sarcastic, you little rapscallion. ;)

[executioneer]

mc rap scallion the hip hop onion :lol

-willie

[glowbelly]

he gets me all teary eyed :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:|

[sadie]

the sun is shining here after days of wet gloom. i'm choosing to see it as a sign. so, nyuh, you cynics.

my best friend/lover/musical partner of the past year recently told me that he thinks it's pathetic that people to communicate with other people on the internet. like it's a last-ditch attempt to find friends. don't you love it when people who've never experienced something sweepingly condemn it? sigh.

my mom told me last night that she had a dream i was standing in this room with a chest of drawers, and i was banging my head on the top drawer over and over. blood was spurting. but she could see my abdomen--"where your spirit man is," she said--was swollen and inflamed. and this demon was over to the side, rolling and crying in laughter. she said it was about my trying to fix my problems, killing myself trying to make everything okay, and i didn't even realize where the pain was really coming from: my spirit.

i've been trying to tame my mind. i end up spiraling downward into depressingly murky waters every time i allow myself to just-think. so i've started trying to cut off those negative thought patterns. it's damn hard, especially right before and after sleeping. i've been reading myself to sleep every night to solve the pre-obsessing. but the post- is the worst. the other morning i imagined i had this big rubber stamp with the word STOP on it. every time a thought would come into my head, i'd stamp all over it. i know it's stupid. but it kinda worked. and it made me laugh. so.

[Snatchtastic]

Did your mom hit the bong before she went to sleep? I sometimes have dreams like that when I'm really baked.

[sadie]

ha. right.
ah, but there is that hookah they brought back from turkey in their living room. . .

[Snatchtastic]

Can I start coming to Bible Study??? :eek

[sadie]

you just wanna show off your new nipple ring. :O

[ArrowX]

Westeren Religion is for suckers!

Come Now and Join the First Reformed Voodoo Church

[sadie]

mind youre own buiseness westerener. >:

[FartinMowler]

my best friend/lover/musical partner of the past year recently told me that he thinks it's pathetic that people to communicate with other people on the internet. like it's a last-ditch attempt to find friends. don't you love it when people who've never experienced something sweepingly condemn it? sigh.


I get a similar reaction :/ If it isn't one thing it's the other right?

[Dole]

You can't really blame someone for thinking like that.

[sadie]

and here i've been wondering why in the world you're an absolute cunt. :P

[ziggytrix]

he's a dodgy blighter, that dole.... ;)

[sadie]

good to see you back regularly, ziggy.

so i'm awakened at 6:29 this morning by the banging of dishes into the dishwasher. my dad. how wonderful that he does the dishes thingy. how joyous that he's a crack-of-dawn kind of guy. so i'm lying there, trying to drift back down to some semblance of sleep. impossible. i'm trying to stamp out the myriad of thoughts flooding my mind. nope. so finally, i get up. eat some oatmeal, drink some cinnamon-stick tea with honey.

consolation: they're leaving tomorrow morning for a ten-day trip to tulsa. ahh.