Burbank: The Master of Language

[The One and Only...]

1) "Tool ta-tool tool tool."

Burbank, I've come the conclusion that the reason you pick on Vince so much is due to the parallels between the two of you. When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber: when Vince makes a reference to his penis size and your mother, you refer to tools. There is distinguishable difference between from your politics and boiling point - but once the latter is hit, there is no stopping the steam. This frustrates you, for you despise Vince. Why? Because, as I said before, he is so much like you. And when you look for a similar mind, finding Vince would make anyone angry.

Thank you, and good night.

[Emu]

So...what's your point?

[mew barios]

i've come to the conclusion that you're a dim bulb.

[The One and Only...]

This is supposed to humorous. At least, as humorous to me as making fun of Vinth is to Burbank.

[The One and Only...]

2) "OAO, seriously, you know you're a tool, right?"

3) "ANYONE who says that is a tool, and a fifteen year old who says it is a spectacular tool."

Really, Burb, keep your phallic fixation to yourself. At least when I talk about my penis, it is for educational purposes.

4) "Seriously, it's not your opinions that make you a jerk, it's you, it's the whole package, and it seems to delight you." (emphasis added)

Come on, Burb... even when you aren't thinking consciously aware of it, the penis on your mind. Are you really a closet homosexual? The similiarities between you and Vinth are truly overwhelming...

[AChimp]

You must spend all your time thinking about this, huh?

[Rongi]

OAO, do yourself and everyone else a favor and go outside.

[Buffalo Tom]

...and play on a busy highway.

[Spectre X]

with super-fast steam rollers on it. With spikes. >:

[mburbank]

OAO: Burbank: The Master of Language

"When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber"

Thank you, and good night.

Get your mind out of the gutter. A Tool is a simple device that gets used. A wrench, a Hammer, a gullible moron, you. I don't loathe Vinth, I think he's wonderful. You, not so much.

[Jeanette X]

1) "Tool ta-tool tool tool."

Burbank, I've come the conclusion that the reason you pick on Vince so much is due to the parallels between the two of you. When the pressure starts cooking, it all comes down the same fiber: when Vince makes a reference to his penis size and your mother, you refer to tools. There is distinguishable difference between from your politics and boiling point - but once the latter is hit, there is no stopping the steam. This frustrates you, for you despise Vince. Why? Because, as I said before, he is so much like you. And when you look for a similar mind, finding Vince would make anyone angry.

Thank you, and good night.

"You vant to haf sex vit you mutter. Zis is vhat you vahnt, ya?" :freud

Get over it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[mburbank]

Well, Jeanette, you know what they say, when the 'pressure' starts 'cooking' it all comes down to the same 'fiber'.

[Perndog]

"You vant to haf sex vit you mutter. Zis is vhat you vahnt, ya?" :freud

Get over it. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Yeah, and sometimes it's a BIG BROWN DICK.

[pjalne]

OAO, do yourself and everyone else a favor and go outside.

Your avatar was made for that post.

[Emu]

:lol Indeed.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Whenever I think of OAO, I think of a fat, ugly, friendless boy groaning in erotic pleasure as he rubs his temples while using sentences like "Ronald Reagan subconjugated the national debt in triplicate, per se." and "According to Frederich Ikrach, the humanity of oneself is subjective and dependent upon our thoughts and desires, therefore the supernatural exists in ways our extremely limited senses cannot perciebve, in any manner greater than we are used to in order to experience the universe's existence."

[Cosmo Electrolux]

This is supposed to humorous. At least, as humorous to me as making fun of Vinth is to Burbank.

so he's failed as a philosopher, now he's a comedian.....what's next, personal trainer?

[sspadowsky]

Halfway through any of OAO's posts, I just start hearing the voices of Charlie Brown's parents.

[Dole]

Thats weird, I hear a voice saying 'Find him and kill him'.

[mburbank]

Well, see, now, that's just what happens when the pressure gets cooking. You get down to the fiber.

[Dole]

Thats deep, man. Whose is it? Aristotle? Locke? Hume? Fat Albert?

[mburbank]

Julia Child, I think. Something to do with Celery.

[The One and Only...]

Apparently Burbank doesn't see the irony in the metaphor. But that's okay.

I doubt any of you would be able to kill me, because once you met me, you would realize I'm nothing like I am on this board. And I'm not ugly.

[kellychaos]

I think that the "tool" form of address is an efficient management tool in respect to the chosen subjects ... kind of like idiot Ridlin. The End.

[Buffalo Tom]

once you met me, you would realize I'm nothing like I am on this board.

Oh, instead of being a know-nothing jack-off, you're a know-thing jerk-off?

[mburbank]

I don't see anything in the metaphor, mostly because it isn't a metaphor.

Maybe it's a reference or some odd little play on words and I don't get it. But it sure as hell isn't a metaphor.

So in real life you're not all poncy and precious?

[kellychaos]

The Max-Vinth parallels are uncanny. It's like that whole Lincoln-Kennedy phenomenon. It will probably prove a lot more astonishing once I find out what the parallels are.
They WILL be uncanny I can promise you... seriously.

[mburbank]

See, now, THAT's the 'fiber' I'm talkin' about.






you know, when the... pressure...


gets it all... cooked and junk.

[The One and Only...]

The comparison was between the similiarity of pressure and the heat that comes from cooking.

But the real joke comes from the fact that this is a thread making fun of your wordplay.

That's where the irony comes in.

Hah!!! My genius has allowed me to BS my way out of stupid comments yet again!!!

Did I just post that out loud...???

[sspadowsky]

This is supposed to humorous. At least, as humorous to me as making fun of Vinth is to Burbank.

Swing and a miss, buddy.

[mburbank]

So, ah poorly constructed non metaphor about heat and cooking is ironic becuase my writting by contrast is... Good?

See, to bullshit your way out of something, you need to look LESS stupid at the end.

[Buffalo Tom]

That's where the irony comes in.


Irony is, say, when someone makes a thread to make fun of someone else, yet it is the thread author who's made to look the fool, by his own witless hand; like you, in this case.

Irony is not something you use to press the creases out of your pants, you dumb-ass.

[The One and Only...]

Burbank might have gotten it, but I doubt it.

The joke is that even though I'm criticizing someone else, my own writting is worse. Which is ironic, and done on purpose.

And no, it probably wasn't so much a metaphor as it was a horrible abuse of dialectical meanings.

[Drew Katsikas]

lnmflkmsdflmsdlfk

[sspadowsky]

Burbank might have gotten it, but I doubt it.

The joke is that even though I'm criticizing someone else, my own writting is worse. Which is ironic, and done on purpose.

And no, it probably wasn't so much a metaphor as it was a horrible abuse of dialectical meanings.

Oh boy.... he's finally slipping into Vinny-like behavior. "Yes, I wrote poorly ON PURPOSE to be FUNNY and IRONIC, even though I have NO GRASP of what IRONY MEANS!"

*cuckoo*

Next stop, Lithiumville.

[teh_mastar!]

But the real joke comes from the fact that this is a thread making fun of your wordplay.

...and golly, it's a good one! Ow, my sides!

[Dole]

"I doubt any of you would be able to kill me"

-I like a challenge.

Anyone who says something along the lines of 'It was all a big joke! And you fell for it!' is generally devoid of any kind of sense of humour.

[mburbank]

Okay. So. The very best spin we could put on this is that it was self deprecating humor.

There is nothing to 'get'.

A 'horrible abuse of dialectical meanings.' is a very dignified label to give bad writting.

I guess your claim is that is was deliberate.

In which case we'd have to see the title of your thread as being sincere.

So thanks.

[FartinMowler]

Oh, instead of being a know-nothing jack-off, you're a know-thing jerk-off?


Huh? too much caffeine and not enough sex and alchohol for this boy.