ZOMBIE BABY JOKES THREAD

[Anonymous]

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POST YOUR FAVORITE ZOMBIE BABY JOKE IN HERE!

HERE'S MINE:

"What's black and white and red all over?




...A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies!"

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[Ghost of Fraiser]

What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?


A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly. :eek

[Brandon]

What's silver and red and waddles into walls?

A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?






Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.





:love

[pissed off salesman]

whats a zombie baby's favorite food?










freeesshhhhhh brraiinsss...........

[liquidstatik]

What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?









A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate. :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?













A zombie baby eating a clown.

[Mad Melvin]

What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?


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A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby.

[I am Amingo]

que aspira y hace bromas horribles del zombi


Un Who Del NEWBIE RASGADO De AVATAR De JIXBYS

[da blob]

What's cuter than a zombie baby?










A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.

[Drev]

http://www.gorenight.de/movies/braindead/data/pic10.jpg

HAY!

[mburbank]

So, this Zombie Baby walks into a bar, and he looks around and go's "Hey, what's up with all the dykes in here?" and the bartender goes "This used to be a Kangaroo bar, but the prices were too high." and the Zombie Baby goes "Is that why you have such a little head?" and then he gets up and takes a dump on the bar.

[MEATMAN]

What's black and white and red all over?















It'll be you if you post one more stale zombie baby joke.

[Brandon]

That's not an official zombie baby joke. >:

[Anonymous]

Why would we lose our pigment?

*Don't feel obligated to answer that.

[I am Amingo]

Chojin, tenemos todo el visto sus cuadros que no se perdera nada

[Anonymous]

Terran, you are such a baby bitch.

[liquidstatik]

What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream?






A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet.

[Pee Wee Herman]

What's different shades of gray and sucks?







This thread.

[liquidstatik]

You mean a zombie reading this thread! :o

[Pee Wee Herman]

You mean a zombie baby reading this thread!

[camacazio]

stop posting plz thnx

[Mike]

Why would we lose our pigment?

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BARF

[Cap'n Crunch]

What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?

A zombie puppy.

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[liquidstatik]

That one sucked. :(

[I am Amingo]

cual es fornido, tiene un amigo de muchacha gordo, y vende fuera de su propio caracter.

su no un bebé del zombi