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Big McLargehuge
Feb 8th, 2004, 11:53 PM
Here a razor sat on edge
A hair’s breadth from tragedy
As response I composed a little ditty
Some sort of elegy

Dole
Feb 9th, 2004, 06:32 AM
There is a career waiting for you at Hallmark.

Big McLargehuge
Feb 9th, 2004, 12:19 PM
They have hallmark cards about wanting to kill yourself :(

kellychaos
Feb 9th, 2004, 05:31 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn't mean to hurt you
Now clean up my goo

Big McLargehuge
Feb 9th, 2004, 09:33 PM
You really suck :(

kellychaos
Feb 11th, 2004, 03:52 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Yes, I may suck,
But you suck too.

:)

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 10th, 2004, 01:30 PM
Roses are red
violets are black
you like a black guys
dick in your crack

Big McLargehuge
Mar 10th, 2004, 02:55 PM
YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BLACK GUYS :lol Hey cosmo, you aren't ever funny :( sry

MrAdventure
Mar 11th, 2004, 10:36 AM
here im making stanzas for everyone in thsi thread

i made one for bigsomething

eat eat eat eat
eat eat eat eat
eat eat eat eat
i admitted to being fat on the internet

here is doles

birtain britain britain
it's pretty great
this one time i recommended
the band idle race

heres kellychaos

stupid words
trying to be cool
hey where are you going
can i come too

here's yours cosmo

dicks are dick joke
dicks are dick joke
do you like a dick joke
dick in your dick joke

pretty cool if anyone else watns one just drop a PM you know you can reach me just check the icons at the bottom of my post okay later!

Anonymous
Mar 11th, 2004, 12:12 PM
They have hallmark cards about wanting to kill yourself :(

He meant a career folding cards.

Big McLargehuge
Mar 11th, 2004, 03:45 PM
THANKS FOR THE SIG MAN :(

kellychaos
Mar 11th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Roses are red
violets are black
you like a black guys
dick in your crack

Roses are red
It's leaves are green
I want that black dick
To reach up to my spleen

Roses are red
Dandelions are yellow
Don't worry Cosmo
I will share my black fellow

Emu
Mar 12th, 2004, 10:50 PM
Mr. Adventure is undoubtedly the funniest person on this board. :lol