Anyone else getting these e-mails?

[James]

Dont put your soul at risk.
Accept God into your life while you have time.
Contact a local church or prayerline today.
He is real do not be in Hell when you realize it!

Tomorrow is promised to nobody.
Get God in your life today do not put this off.
Call a prayer line or contact a local church today,
You will be glad you did when you are in heaven,
you will certainly regret it if you end up in hell.

They're not advertising anything, there's no links to any websites, there's no virus attachments. They're just, warnings that I'm going to hell.

[Terra]

I haven't gottn those yet. Most of mine are about STD's. There's gotta be a "bug" in my house someplace. :/

[Carnivore]

I received one confirming my reservation in Hell. Is that worse? :/

[sadie]

when i was a kid, i found one of those religious tracts in the orthodontists' bathroom. in comparison to the pain of having my braces tightened, i found the eternal flames quite cheery.

[camacazio]

Here here.