Fuck you and your Atkins

[James]

All the time, I hear people talking about how they're on the Atkins diet, and how great it is. Now, I see ads for "Atkins-friendly" food at Subway and Applebees or whatever the fuck. I'm sick of this fucking Atkins diet being shoved down my throat. Whatever happened to eating right and exercising, you lazy assholes?

Well, the joke's on you. Because the person who created this diet was a fat fuck. At the time of his death, he weighed 258 pounds.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10/atkins.widow.ap/index.html

The articles mentions the weight gain took place between his accident and his death, but I don't care. He was fat, he was fat, he was fat. And if he wasn't fat, his diet is the reason he died. He slipped and hit his head on the sidewalk. A fatt man would have landed differently, and not taken such an impact to the head. IRONY.

So yeah, fuck you and your Atkins. You follow the advice of a fat, old, dead man.

[Geggy]

my sister's boyfriend's health detriorated few weeks after he got started on the atkin's diet. :lol

[Comrade Rocket]

yeah, when I worked at the Health Food Store there was a bunch of Atkins stuff, like books and Bread and other stuff. I think only a few people actually bought it tho. So I don't know why its so popular.

I agree with James about the Exercising and eatting right.

[Emu]

Miracle diets are always popular until people realize it's killing them, then it's back to good ol' anorexia.

[Geggy]

its possible that mr. atkins and the crew attempted to pull a marketing scam by showing (false) stats for the public to view and to trick people into thinking it's widely popular.

i see everything. >:

[Rongi]

I don't like this thread :/

[Emu]

PHILOSOPHY FORU M >:

[Geggy]

oh you ppor thing. little rongi dont like this thread. thanks for remidning us. its really helpful that you acknowledge us something you dont like and we will try and improve it for you and for you only. would that make you happy now? yes? no?

[theapportioner]

FOOD FORUM

[Rongi]

Geggy speak good english

[Spooky]

You follow the advice of a fat, old, dead man.

you mean John Candy?

[Supafly345]

Atkins method was true, and is recommended by doctors now. But the danger isn't that it works, the danger is that getting too much protein and not enough carbs causes gradual heart and liver damage.
Thats why it is suggested only to stay on it for a few months.

The guy that discovered the relation to what causes fat in the body didn't discover run accross it because he was trying to figure out a way to stay thin. He was a scientist, not a nutritionist. So why would he have to go on a diet that others developed from his discovery?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Diets? what are these "diets" >: fuck DIETS, nothing good ever comes from these DIEts.


I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way. Now HE is man WORTHY of taking over my daily food consumage.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Now i hear that old man was in the comatose bed with 60 pounds of liquid or something, before he tripped and died.

[Immortal Goat]

I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way.

You mean like "reverse cowboy"?

[The One and Only...]

If you go on Atkins, just be sure to modify the diet so that you get your veggies. Bread is the real evil.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I say we do it the ol Richard Simmon's way.

You mean like "reverse cowboy"?

WHATEVER that is required for us burn fat in an ultra fun and manly way

[Cosmo Electrolux]

the really funny thing about the adkins diet, or the very similar South Beach diet, is that when the dieter begins to add carbs back into the diet, the lard comes back....much quicker than before.

[Anonymous]

Bread is the real evil.



seriously shut up

[Immortal Goat]

Ooooo, hunni, I'm feelin naughty. Let's make TOAST! :lewisblack

[Anonymous]

i saw that. it was hilarious

[glowbelly]

willie says that i wouldn't die on atkins, but i think that i would because i'm a vegetarian and i'm a bad vegetarian who loves loves loves bread and pasta.

[executioneer]

edit opps i didnt read :lol

-willie

[Immortal Goat]

There's nothing wrong with bread and pasta. You just gotta have everything in a good balance. Eat whatever the hell you want.

ohandbytheway: I hope you get your protien in other ways. Glowbelly. That could be a problem, too. But I suppose you eat a lot of beans and such.

[executioneer]

she eats eggs :D

-willie

[Immortal Goat]

Eggses, my precious? :hobbitreference

That's good. So long as she's not suffering from malnutrition. I would miss that dancing pirate hamster thingie. :(

[glowbelly]

i eat beans, tofu, eggs, cheese, etc...

i'm not a vegan. i take iron pills, too, but i had to take those before i stopped eating meat cause i'm slightly anemic.

believe me, i'm a healthy veggie. my fren don mcqueen actually looked shocked when i told him i didn't eat meat. he said something along the lines of "with that body? girrrrrrrrrrrl, i could just imagine what you'd look like if you did!"

PSST: willie and i are repeating each other :)

[Immortal Goat]

I don't know if this was addressed in another thread, but I'm gonna ask this anyway.

Just out of curiosity, why did you go veggie?

[Drev]

I am tempted to try Willies Fartkins diet :o

Is it worth it Willie?

[glowbelly]

red meat made me feel icky, so i stopped eating it. chicken always grossed me out when i really thought about it and seeing all those veins and lungs in chicken breasts (the ones with bones) freaked me out. so i quit poultry. then i started readin stuff and i said fuck eating fish.

it was mostly for health reasons, but it's also for all the animals sake. i don't like hurting things, so i choose not to eat things that are hurt.

the irony is that i smoke cigarettes. so much for being healthy. :lol

[executioneer]

atkins is hard to do, and there may be negetive side effects :( I'd just try to cut down on carbohydrates and cut up on exercise :/ same old diet that's been there forever :(

it does have dramatic results over short periods thoguh so if you need something to get STARTED maybe just do a month or so and then just stop drinking sodas and eating chips and run a mile every day :/

-willie

[FartinMowler]

I lived in a house with vegetarians before and it was strange. They ate lot's of Soy and in the winter they ate canned vegetables and this one guy kept saying that I should become a vegetarian so my shit wouldn't smell :/ a bonus...yes, but being a pasty faced fag isn't my thing :)

[MEATMAN]

I tried eating tofu ONCE. I felt like I was eating a sponge.

[Immortal Goat]

Glowbelly isn't pasty-faced...





and by the way, Glow, if you are interested, my dad quit smoking and I can tell you what his method was. After I ask him of course. Course, you don't have to quit. It's a free country. Just ask if you want to.

[glowbelly]

i hate canned veggies.

soy just may be the perfect food, seriously. the only thing that sucks about it is that in it's true form, it just doesn't taste all that good. luckily it tend to takes on the flavor of whatever you cook it in.

i'm pale because i use sunscreen and refuse to lay out in the sun, not because i don't eat meat.

[glowbelly]

ps: as soon as it gets warmer here i'll start running again. that'll make me quit smoking. guaranteed.

[Immortal Goat]

ANOTHER LIFE SAVED!! :)

[Supafly345]

then i started readin stuff and i said fuck eating fish.
What on urth could cause you to stop eating fish? It is just about the only animal I can eat, and a damn good one at that. There are just about no downsides to eating fish. (besides overeating and biulding up a mercury level potent enough to kill a whale)

[Zomboid]

How bout you get some exercise and stop eating so fucking much? >:

[Big Papa Goat]

what on earth made you think earth was spelled with a u?

[soundtest]

I was vegetarian for about 6 years - vegan for 3. For me the reason had absolutely nothing to do with animal rights, just that I was disgusted at the thought of handling raw flesh and saw a nasty documentary on pigs. Since I've started eating meat again though I don't feel any different. I was expecting a big stamina boost or something. The only differences I've noticed are that I'm less of a burden to other people in eating situations and I feel full after I eat when I eat meat (which is about once a week or so).

[Wiff-L]

Heheh, never trust any form of diet. Anorexia is the way to go ^_^


BTW: Back because my brother messed my other account.

[sadie]

i'd be a vegetarian if i liked vegetables. :P
my aunt and uncle have lost tons of weight on that diet, but a doctor friend of mine told me it was dangerous to keep your body in ketosis for long periods of time.
when i regulated my carbs on the diabetic diet i had to be on when i was pregnant last time, i felt so much healthier.
if only bread weren't so yummy. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Matt Harty is the real evil.

[Dr. V]

FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!
about how atkins sucks, not matt.

[Dole]

Any fucking 'diet', by definition isn't going to work. Its a quick fix. If you dont change eating habits permamnently, its not going to work. The atkins diet is a complete con, and a fast track to an early grave. Dont eat too much fatty food, eat lots of fresh fruit and veg and exercise. Thats all there is too it. Thats how I retain my girlish figure. And drumming for a hardcore band helps also :rock

[Hobo Renee]

I'm a veggie too. I like in a hippie town so it was actually a little harder than I thought it was going to be, but now i"m having the time of my life.

[grodenbarg]

I would NOT go on the Atkin's either, even though my parents are still on it. I'll try the BALANCED diet though.Exercise doesn't hurt either. ,ATKINS BAAD!

[Immortal Goat]

See previous post here...

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9879&start=25

[Captain Robo]

I WENT ON THE ATKINS DIET AND I DIED