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smurphy
Feb 15th, 2004, 02:37 AM
i think i saw it coming when she called at 10:30 and said she had something to tell me. she said shed call right back and then talked for like a minute and then i hung up on her.

on thursday we had been going out for 2 months.

so the end result is a hole in my wall(from my fist) and all her stuff she gave me burned in my backyard. and i guess i gave her some cold sores.

and if she comes up to me on tuesday ill tell her to "Fuck off you stupid kike."
Perndog
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:10 AM
Way to go, man. We need more guys like you around who don't take any shit from those dirty kikes.
Big Papa Goat
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:15 AM
Fucking kikes dumping proud aryans like you after stringing them on for a whole 2 months.
Perndog
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:24 AM
Don't worry. They'll get theirs. They may control the world now but their filthy living habits will give them all cancer in a few years and the master race will finally end the oppression.
sadie
Feb 15th, 2004, 07:09 AM
you punched a hole in the wall, burned all of her things, and posted about it on a forum of which you're not even an active member. no wonder she broke up with you, freak.
Supafly345
Feb 15th, 2004, 08:05 AM
Punching in a hole in the wall is how to get revenge you fool. That'll teach her to break up with him, I mean, how dare she. Only he is allowed to dump her, not the other way around.
Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 15th, 2004, 08:32 AM
you punched a hole in the wall, burned all of her things, and posted about it on a forum of which you're not even an active member. no wonder she broke up with you, freak.

:lol
maggiekarp
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:26 PM
That sucks, dude. But just remember, there are plenty of fish in the sea, and some fish give really good head.


Poor wall :(
Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:38 PM
http://img17.photobucket.com/albums/v50/Wildo87112/magikarp.gif

:blowme
Esuohlim
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:38 PM
http://www.toonopedia.com/smurfs.jpg

SMURFY
theapportioner
Feb 15th, 2004, 03:55 PM
and i guess i gave her some cold sores.


Nice work, giving her an STD. Next time give her HIV why don'tcha??
Ghost of Fraiser
Feb 15th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Wait guys, we may be jumping the gun, maybe he punched a hole in the wall because she had an affair with siderman on that wall.
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 15th, 2004, 05:37 PM
Dude, just rape the bitch. Rape solves everything.
Big Papa Goat
Feb 16th, 2004, 03:24 AM
SHOCKING
Anonymous
Feb 16th, 2004, 11:59 AM
Has anyone seen this guy's other five posts?
pjalne
Feb 16th, 2004, 03:12 PM
What's a kike? Is this a Jewish thing?
Skulhedface
Feb 23rd, 2004, 07:40 PM
The clues add up...

internet ramblings of depression...

fists through walls...

all over a girl you were with for two months...

You're a goth, aren't you?
Rez
Feb 27th, 2004, 07:17 PM
you have problems, emotionally and in the real world, which are laughable. because you suck. dont invest your life on having a girlfriend/fuck buddy and find a hobby you enjoy.
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Feb 27th, 2004, 10:27 PM
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