Top 5 imaginary bands

[Dole]

The Wumples
Sniveller
Patricia Routledge and her pulsating shame cloth
Achtung Jesus
Its the Willikins!

[sspadowsky]

Awww, dude, Achtung Jesus used to be the bomb, man. Their first three albums were great, but it was all downhill after the Tribute to Ourselves album.

[CastroMotorOil]

I like the name Reasons For Abortion under hte premsie that all of the members are reasons abortion should have been used.

[Rongi]

What about the japanese speed metal band Molten Rock Jesus? Their new cd, Flaming Death Cock of Rah, was excellent. But it has nothing on their debut, I fucked your sister for a tuna sandwich.

[executioneer]

i like the band #3 Weiner and its debut album Unknown Fartmasters :(

-willie

[EverythingWillSuck]

hey i have the Molten Rock Jesus/Nipple Splicer 7' split :eek

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Weezer Sucks

[Cosmo Electrolux]

What about the japanese speed metal band Molten Rock Jesus? Their new cd, Flaming Death Cock of Rah, was excellent. But it has nothing on their debut, I fucked your sister for a tuna sandwich.

I snarfed coffee after reading this.... :lol

[Emu]

The Christpunchers' "Baby Ruths in the Public Pool" turned my life around.

[Bobo Adobo]

Anybody heard the new Latin Christian Porno-Funk band "The 12 Mandingos"? Papi Fucks Me (whie reading the Book of Job) is sure a catchy tune.

[Miss Modular]

Jesse and the Rippers kicked ass :rock

[Rongi]

hey i have the Molten Rock Jesus/Nipple Splicer 7' split :eek

Dude only 400 of those where pressed :eek.

And on the first 200, if you play one song backwards ( I fuck your goat in the ear maybe? ) you can hear the lead singer telling you to vote communist :eek

[Emu]

Omg is it on eBay? :o :o :o

[noob3]

1-5 Pelican featuring Aaron Turner and Steve Albini

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Fecal Penis' second release "Is that corn?" was my fav....

[Protoclown]

Porn Bucket
The Dateless Wonders
Fishmonger Jörgensen
The Self Fluffing Soup Men
Rumpleforeskin


And I would just like to say that "Patricia Routledge and her pulsating shame cloth" nearly made me spit coke all over my monitor.

[Rongi]

Rumpleforeskin made me LOL out loud :(

[Spectre X]

John Rockson's Sexcellent Seven's third album "Wearing Nothing But a Speedo in a Swimming Pool of Acid" Is one of the finest albums ever released.

As for my top five, in no particular order:


John Rockson's Sexcellent Seven
Fetal Dynamo
Sargeant Nuke
Generator Grey
The Band With the Name That's Waaaaaaay Too Long For It's Own Good. (the name takes up the entire front of their first album, "Turbo Trainwreck" :) )