What's the most you've ever beat off?

[Pee Wee Herman]

What's your record for the number of times you masturbated yourself to orgasm in 24 hours? My record is 4. I spaced them out through the day. I didn't just whack off then whack off again ten minutes later. They were each at least 2 or 3 hours apart. I set my current record about 2 months ago.

So what's your record?

[The One and Only...]

It's either 6 or 7. Can't remember. I was really, really bored that day...

[Big McLargehuge]

7,868,454 it was hawt

[Esuohlim]

I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY OR ANYTHING, BUT I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I HAVE ALL YOUR RECORDS BEAT IN SPADES. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

even mine. :o

[da blob]

You don't want females to answer this question, do you ?
We might make your "records" look pretty ridiculous.

[Pee Wee Herman]

I want everyone to answer.

[da blob]

Well, you asked for it.
My personnal record is 8 times in a row, which must have been in something like 30 minutes, I'd have gone on just to see how many I could do, but then I just fell asleep. I tried to keep on with the record thing next morning, but then I stopped at 3 cause it was getting kinda ridiculous, huh. And I had to get up and try to pretend I have a life.

[Pee Wee Herman]

You have got to be shitting me.

[The One and Only...]

Okay, now I'm really skeptical that women have stronger orgasms, at least when they do stuff like that.

Damn refractory period.

[Alphonse]

http://sosa.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php


;x

[Pee Wee Herman]

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Sosa said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
Edit: Isn't it odd that I made a thread about people's personal records for masturbation on the same day that story was published with absolutely no prior knowledge of that story. How did they verify the record? Did they watch him while he was beating off?

[da blob]

I'm not shittin nobody, and OAO's right (how's that >: ) - you just don't have 8 wonderful, curtain-climbing orgasms in a row. The first two ones might (or might not) be great, but then it gets weaker unless you rest quite a bit. But my purpose was to see how far I could go, not how strong I could come - heh.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Ok, I believe you. 36 orgasms beats your pathetic 11!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Well, you asked for it.
My personnal record is 8 times in a row, which must have been in something like 30 minutes, I'd have gone on just to see how many I could do, but then I just fell asleep. I tried to keep on with the record thing next morning, but then I stopped at 3 cause it was getting kinda ridiculous, huh. And I had to get up and try to pretend I have a life.


WHAT A FREAK :love

TELL me that you are an average girl

[Esuohlim]

OK, I'll take the thread seriously now. :(

14 times in one night. :(

Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty, so I never came when I did it. :lol :lol

I guess ejaculating makes you lose stamina or something. :lol :lol

[da blob]

Ok, I believe you. 36 orgasms beats your pathetic 11!


Indeed.
But then my record didn't leave me with any sore body parts whatsoever, I could actually do it each and everyday of my life would there be any other interest in it than the mere satisfaction of record-establishing. Honestly one or two big ones are much more interesting than this kind of industrial orgasming.

[da blob]

TELL me that you are an average girl


In this respect at least, I think I am.
Now for the rest ....

[siren]

it's totally true. girls have that great ability. i used to do it constantly when i was younger. now, i dont really feel the need. my bf tries to tell me he doesn't jerk it any more. i dont believe him. guys have to jerk it..isn't it like a law?

[Esuohlim]

YEAH, OR WE'LL GO TO JAIL :rolleyes

FOR NOT MASTURBATING :rolleyes :rolleyes

UNLESS IT'S IN YOUR FACE >:

[Pee Wee Herman]

My daddy's in jail for not whacking off.

[Esuohlim]

This is one of those times where you think you're being hilarious, but you're completely killing a joke in the process. >:

[Sam]

I have muscles in my arms, and they are only from masterbating. :(

They are big too.

[executioneer]

pee wee herman makes me wish kellychaos posted more >:

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Kellychaos makes me wish Willie would post more. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty

so you were what, 18?

[Esuohlim]

OH LOL. KUDOS ON YOUR RAPIER WIT AND COMPLETELY UNOBVIOUS JOKE.

[Perndog]

That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...

[Anonymous]

OK, I'll take the thread seriously now. :(

14 times in one night. :(

Seriously. Because I actually discovered it two years before I hit puberty, so I never came when I did it. :lol :lol

I guess ejaculating makes you lose stamina or something. :lol :lol
Yeah. I once stayed up for hours doing it when I was in 6th grade or something. Watching a Popeye marathon on cartoon network.

[Helm]

I thought my 9 was much. You wouldn't have begged me to hold you if we hadn't been there in the first place.

[rainbowbrite]

mine is 6


yeah, i know...im a quitter

[Big McLargehuge]

That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...


I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/

[Skulhedface]

A girl I work with once admitted to having masturbated 13 times in one day.

Upon hearing that and visualizing that in my head, I beat that record.

[Anonymous]

You made her masturbate 14 times? Way to go, dude.

[Supafly345]

OH LOL. KUDOS ON YOUR RAPIER WIT AND COMPLETELY UNOBVIOUS JOKE.Must you make stolen phrases sound so dumb?

[Esuohlim]

Duh

[kellychaos]

pee wee herman makes me wish kellychaos posted more >:

-willie

Kellychaos makes me wish Willie would post more. >:

Shut up before I throw a wad both of you's ears! >:

[executioneer]

it was sort of intended as a compliment :lol

-willie

[Matt Harty]

RIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH

[ProfessorCool]

That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...


I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/

No that's rongi :(

Milhouse is probably the same age as crunch. All the 13-16 members all have that IN YOUR FACE additude.

[executioneer]

I HAVE TO BEAT THEM OFF WITH A STICK :lol

-willie

[kellychaos]

Beating off with a stick is flagellation and will get you into heaven a lot faster.

BTW Willie, I knows it was sort of a left-handed compliment. I just wanted to throw a wad in your ear hole anyway.

[Matt Harty]

That would be a bit more humorous if he were actually older than 18...


I thought he was like 25 and drew cartoons or something :/

No that's rongi :(

Milhouse is probably the same age as crunch. All the 13-16 members all have that IN YOUR FACE additude.

IN YO FACE

[Rez]

FASE

5

[kellychaos]

In your phase! >:

[Matt Harty]

HEY REZ WHO'S THAT KID WITH THE GLASSES OVER THERE? :/

[kellychaos]

Set phazers to stun! >:

[Rez]

I DUNNO HE LOOKS LIKE A TEKKIE LETS GET IM :lol

[Matt Harty]

::PUNCHES KELLYCHAOS::

I HIT IT RPG STYLE OMG X_X

[Cap'n Crunch]

IN YOUR FACE

[ProfessorCool]

No stop..please...:lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

Set phazers to stun! >:
SET PHASER'S TO STUPID!!!!!1


INN YA FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Rev. Danno]

17 times... in 4 hours. I know that because That's how long the vidieo was... I was 19 or 20 and I had just bought my first porno.
Once I tried to quit smokeing, and I jerked off everytime I would normally light up. I lived alone so it wasn't a big problem. I never quit smokeing, but Ihave huge forearms!

[mesobe]

and very masculine wrists id imagine too. a 4 hour porno flick.

thats amazing to me

[Comrade Rocket]

the most i will do is 3, after that it just gets boring and i start to over heat.

I would say that i do it everyday tho. well roughly everyday, because some days i wont do it, and some days i will do it twice.

yeah i know, you dont care.

[rainbowbrite]

i care trigger!!!!!!

[The Retro Kat]

LOO THIS THREAD IF FOR TEH DOGS

[Cap'n Crunch]

SHOUT
SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT
LET THE CUM COME UP AND GO IN YOUR MOUTH
COME ON
I'M TALKING TO YOU
COME ON