I AM OFF WORK TODAY!

[Protoclown]

YEAH, FUCKERS!!!! HA HA HA!!!! :)

[Queefer Sutherland]

I take it the job's been rough then? The greatness/suckiness of a job has quite a bearing on how relieving your days off are, and you seem particularly elated by this.

[slavemason]

Yep, I imagine it's pretty hard selling Mary Kay with that herpes sore.

[Jixby Phillips]

I GOT A 15 CENT RAISE YESTERDAY :)