So I went bowling today...

[Esuohlim]

Four games. Scores of 89, 87, 109, and 61.

I'm embarrassingly bad at this game, and it's just one more thing in life I'm a failure at. :(

CHEER ME UP >:

[liquidstatik]

If it helps, I suck at bowling too. :( There's this pro-bowler in our school but he's a fag.

[Emu]

One of the kids at our school sports a best score of 19. :lol

[MrAdventure]

i have hip black bowling shoes and a cool black ball of my own and my best game is only a 199 but with my handicap that day it made it a 259 and i won a trophy but bowling made me ugly and my right arm is now like twice as strong as my other arm so dont bowl kids itll make you a fucken freak

[Pee Wee Herman]

Preach on, Mr. Adventure!

[Cap'n Crunch]

At least you didn't get your hand cut off over a bet. :lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

ARE U TEH KINGPIN, CAPTAIN CRUNCH!!!

[liquidstatik]

You ruin everything. :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

I KILL YOU TO DEATH NOW

[Esuohlim]

Seriously though. It was a perfectly good reference that didn't need any additional support. Learn how to not suck. >:

And I'm not letting this turn into a 475 post thread where Pee Wee Herman gays things up. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm horrible at bowling and I barely go, but I love it when I do >:

[Rez]

SO I WENT BOWLING TODAY...

it'd be natural for that line to end "and i played the worst game of my life"

[konsquared]

YOU RULE PEE-WEE HERMAN.

[Esuohlim]

I did have fun. I made jokes about how I suck and my friend Katie was kicking my ass at bowling and making jokes about how I suck.

Then when I got home I got a little sad because I wish I didn't suck. :(

I need to change my clothes they smell like bowling alley. :x

[Matto]

I hate bowling, I hate bowling shoes, I hate the fucking smell of a bowling alley... oh yes I suck to :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

What is the deal with bowling shoes? They're so ugly! For Christ's sake, couldn't the bowling alley spend a little more to splash a little bit of colour on those ugly as hell shoes?

[Matto]

They are just too lazy Pee Wee :)

[Esuohlim]

The bowling alley I went to had shoes with gray toes and heels, red on the left side, dark blue on the right, and lime green laces. :(

[liquidstatik]

We have pretty bowling shoes here. :o

[Rez]

What is the deal with bowling shoes? They're so ugly! For Christ's sake, couldn't the bowling alley spend a little more to splash a little bit of colour on those ugly as hell shoes?

i like bowling shoes... wouldnt wear them in public, but its a welcome temporary change in style.

pee wee sucks now :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Just like everything i do in my life, i do GREAT when i first enter the damn place and knocking the pins without any distraction...but after few rounds and i start wobbling the ball, i tell my self to "concentrate" (which I found out it's a stupid thing to do :( )

Point?- don't concentrate, be a zombie and roll the ball without a goal :(

[Rez]

roll the ball without a goal :(

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

WTF, YOU THINK I AM A POET, AND DIDN'T KNOW ET? >:

[Rez]

it was the mental image.

like, you cant muster enough to even get excited about rolling the ball. like..

see...

the bowling ball.. like, you roll it, but you dont care, its so sad, that its really funny...

maybe like...

yeah.

>:

[executioneer]

esuolhim is a better bowler than me, I haven't broken 100 the last four times i've gone :(

-willie

[soundtest]

I'M 20K IN DEBT WITH STUDENT LOANS HAVE NO FUTURE AM UNEMPLOYED HAVE NO SMOKES AND AM A FEW WEEKS FROM LIVING ON THE STREETS CHEER ME UP GUYS :lol

[ArrowX]

The bowling alley I went to had shoes with gray toes and heels, red on the left side, dark blue on the right, and lime green laces. :(

The ones here are exactly the SAME! except instead of green laces they have these godawful yellow laces

[Nerd]

What is the deal with bowling shoes? They're so ugly! For Christ's sake, couldn't the bowling alley spend a little more to splash a little bit of colour on those ugly as hell shoes?

They purposely make them ugly so that people won't steal them.

[agroskaterik]

I know plenty of people that have stolen them..

[The Retro Kat]

Bowling shoes rock, i have my own black pair. My high game is 185 :( .

[glowbelly]

i hate bowling cause my mom used to bowl and she would come home with this creepy guy and they would fuck on the couch when they thought i was asleep and i could hear everything.

:x

[The Retro Kat]

Im sorry, if it helps at all, youre hot.

[glowbelly]

you're a creepy bowling guy too, arentcha?

[Drew Katsikas]

You should make a disturbing movie about your life.

I thought I was decent getting in the 80s and 90s. Hell, I thought the scores were good, save the 60 something.

[Anonymous]

YOU CAN COME LIVE WITH ME FOR FREE, SOUNDTEST :<

seriously :<