girls like to be naked

[Anonymous]

After trying to shop for a swimsuit for a few weeks I have learned that girls apparently like to be as naked as possible. And the less cloth something has, the more expensive it is. And they actually charge you seperately for a top and a bottom even though it takes both to technically compose a "swimsuit". In addition to your swimsuit you must also purchase some sort of "coverup" because the swimsuit does not cover you up.
I want to punch someone in the throat.

[The Retro Kat]

Speaking of swimsuits, i had to get a size 28 speedo (im about a 32) and its the smallest thing and most uncomfortable thing ever, next to a thong. Holy crap. Part of my nutsack sticks out, only 2 more days of diving.

[AChimp]

Get one of those granny bathing suits from Sears.

[glowbelly]

bathing suits make me sad

[AChimp]

http://www.tias.com/stores/grannyscupboard/pictures/031703pj4a.jpg

Learn to sew. :)

[DamnthatDavid]

Shop from a sports store.

[ScruU2wice]

whatever you do don't panic

[Emu]

you can punch me in the throat

[MEATMAN]

Those suits are meant for a Barbie doll figure.

No, not in terms of proportion.

In terms of scale.

"You sure that wasn't meant for a hamster or something?"

[Jixby Phillips]

more comedy genius from MEATMAN

man you should write for the onion or something, that shit is too sophisticated for the likes of this place.

[EverythingWillSuck]

I hope jixby wasn't being SARCASTIC :roll

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Everythingwillsuck was right, we do need a roll emotioncon

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:hB92vSWqQCIJ:www.einfo-net.com/sourdough/pics/bread-10.jpg

[pjalne]

I must say this thread was a bit of a disappointent. I don't know what I expected when I read the title, but I know it was more than what I got. :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

So your having feelings of unfufillment, Pjalne, I'm Listening...

[pjalne]

I guess I'm a half-empty kind of guy. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

I kinda like this thread lay off

[Jeanette X]

I kinda like this thread lay off

You just like picturing Doopa in a bathing suit.

[glowbelly]

yah cause that's sooooo jixby's style

[eggyolk]

omg slams all over the place

[GothNAPrepsBody]

If you want a good bathing suit try Dillards and if your lucky nord storm might have something cool.

[Anonymous]

I guess it's going to be Jeanette who I will punch in the throat.



Dillards sucks, who the fuck shops there anyway.
And I refuse to go to the nordstroms here.
I got a swimsuit at walmarts. It is acceptable. I am still pissed off though. This thread is supposed to be about the abusiveness of the fashion industry on women

[MrAdventure]

girls like attention and if self esteem was chocolate they would eat it

[kellychaos]

Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.

[glowbelly]

have you ever been to a department store during peak swimsuit time? there are LOADS of bathing suits to choose from.

the problem is they are all conducive to laying around and doing nothing in. if you want to swim, or jump into a pool, half of the suits that are there will fall off as soon as you take your first dive.

i have 2 swimsuits. a one piece and a two piece (that i barely wear). i like to SWIM, i don't like to sit in the water in fear that when i move my top is going to go flying off.

as for the industry, blame it on sports illustrated or the media. don't blame it on women. what are we supposed to buy to swim in? shorts?

[Perndog]

Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles. :)

[Anonymous]

yeah exactly. It's supposed to be a swimsuit not lingerie.

I basically do wear shorts to swim in. Shorts and a tank top. It's really hard to find those though. Only when they have mix and match seperates can you get that. I never find a one piece that I like because they always cut the leg holes up to your fucking belly button.

[Carnivore]

http://www.oralb.com/images/products/pic_centertop_satinfloss.jpg
This is all the swimsuit you'll ever need. :lol2

[Pee Wee Herman]

what are we supposed to buy to swim in? shorts?
Of course not. Wear nothing.

[Evil Robot]

Two words.... duct tape

[executioneer]

Two words... cut hair :eek

-willie

[Evil Robot]

two words.... SHAVE PUSSY.

[Evil Robot]

http://www.prophecysphynx.com/photos/adamcute.jpg

[eggyolk]

Robot stop posting pics of yourself. :lol :lol

[Pee Wee Herman]

Can I touch your shaven pussy, Robot?

[eggyolk]

PEE WEE

http://planete.qc.ca/images/quisuisje/pee_wee_herman.jpg

"NO"

[Evil Robot]

Can I touch your shaven pussy, Robot?

yes

[The Retro Kat]

Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles. :)

I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...

http://www.srsport.com/speedo_swim_suits/images/SO705032.jpg

Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.

[Mike]

Retro Kat, who's forcing you to buy speedos that are too small for you? I say just get the size you want... and cut off the tag so they can't tell.

[Dole]

Blokes in speedos look horrible :puke

[Jeanette X]

http://www.srsport.com/speedo_swim_suits/images/SO705032.jpg

That guy looks like Crispin Glover.
And I want to fuck his brains out. :(

[Supafly345]

Hell, why don't we skip that and just go straight to an all-out wet suit.

[Spectre X]

Y'all should get those cool suits that professional swimmers wear that go to the wrists and ankles. :)

I have that...except much smaller than the wrists and ankles. Its made with the aquablade material by speedo. This is pretty much what i got...

*snip*

Except with me, more hair and other such things stick out.


So, you have a tiny penis?

[kellychaos]

http://www.bloomers4u.com/images/woman.jpg

[phnompehn]

That guy looks like Crispin Glover.
And I want to fuck his brains out. :(

My god! It is Crispin Glover!

http://www.newsbuffet.com/images/artc/crispin.jpg

[kellychaos]

Hey you! Get your damn hands off Jeannete!

[Skulhedface]

Oh dear Christ... Kelly made me LOL.

:armageddon

[bartman]

I must say this thread was a bit of a disappointent. I don't know what I expected when I read the title, but I know it was more than what I got. :(

Speaking of swimsuits, i had to get a size 28 speedo (im about a 32) and its the smallest thing and most uncomfortable thing ever, next to a thong. Holy crap. Part of my nutsack sticks out, only 2 more days of diving.

I got what I came for. :|

[The Retro Kat]

So, you have a tiny penis?

It balls up in that thing, holy crap. But im done with diving for awhile, so i dont have to worry about that kind of constriction. But, no I don't, that speedo just makes it implode.

[The One and Only...]

Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.

Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.

[Brandon]

Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.
:blah

[Command Prompt]

WHY IS HIS SHOULDER TALKING LIKE GEORGE MCFLY

[ProfessorCool]

I met John Stamos

[Jixby Phillips]

I think payne should respond to this thread!

[phnompehn]

WHY IS HIS SHOULDER TALKING LIKE GEORGE MCFLY

Crispin Glover has the most talented and expensive shoulder in all of Hollywood.

[kellychaos]

Demand dictates that businesses affix a low supply to bathing suits and; therefore, allow them to charge a high price for the item. Fact is, women like to abuse themselves and they like to do it in an expensive way.

Actually, profit is maximized at the point when supply meets demand.

Did I say anything about profit. Back to your textbooks!

[goatwoodward]

http://www.tias.com/stores/grannyscupboard/pictures/031703pj4a.jpg

Learn to sew. :)

Sewing stretchy fabric is tricky, you'd probably end up having to serge it (cost for serger: $600)

[goatwoodward]

Oh, doopa, I forgot, you can usually get bathing suits for about $20 at www.landsend.com. They're pretty high quality and if something happens to it they'll exchange or refund it for a few years afterward. Look at their sale section, especially when they consider it "off season". Also, Old Navy has after-season sales during which I bought bathing suits for about $2 each.

[mesobe]

I agree with the whole swim suit thing. The last time I bought a two-piece was a nightmare. Not only did I get odd looks from the cashier, but my nuts were CRUSHED.

another additional expense is the bikini wax. I have never had one before because I cant AFFORD one. I wasnt at the pool for more than 20 mins before I was asked to leave

[ted-core]

I met John Stamos

when you met him did you refer to him as "uncle Jesse" haha