More Presidential Hilarity!

[ShanghaiOrange]

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040122-5.html

[teh_mastar!]

Oh, that George! What a card!

:|

[mburbank]

Y'all wan some ree-yubs wif dat? Shecks, this ain't no press confunce. I'm servin up ree-yubs. Don' chall know a photy oppatunity when y'all sees one now? Whats a fella gotta do , Stretch, hang up a ding dong banner says 'ree-yubs acompished'? Ony reason I'm here is so's you all press folks kin take a picture a me servin up ree-yubs so folks'll know I'm jess folks. That's what y'all here for, to git a nice damn homey image a me into folks minds, not worry 'em all up wif ding dang quessions 'bout what all I'm doing wif my presinency. Now y'all take some fuckin ree-yubs 'for i gotta gits one a my secet suvice boys ta whup your hyde.

[teh_mastar!]

Shazaam!

[teh_mastar!]

During his father's term, broccoli was also forbidden on the Air Force One menu, and Reagan's jelly bean snacks were replace with pork rinds and a hot sauce dip. So, of course, Dubya wants him some ribs.

[Pee Wee Herman]

That was one hell of a demonstration of the economy in action.

"Can we buy some questions? " :lol

[punkgrrrlie10]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=5&u=/ap/20040220/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_judges

Bush Installs Judge, Bypassing Senate

The president said of the Democratic blockers: "Their tactics are inconsistent with the Senate's constitutional responsibility and are hurting our judicial system."