You know what I feel like doing?

[Drev]

I feel like buying some rubber baby dolls, fill them with blood and cow parts, fly to New York, go to the roof of a sky scraper, scream "HEY! FREE BABIES!" and proceed to chuck them off of the roof, and watch what happens.

In other words, I'm bored. :(

[MrAdventure]

in other words you suck at jokes

[Drev]

Agreed.

[DamnthatDavid]

That's cheating, you can't agree with insults against yourself.

[kellychaos]

Logic also dictates that losers cannot deem other losers as losers.

[DamnthatDavid]

But losers can deem themselves losers which in turns allows them a certain "seek other losers" ability. Allowing them to make loser friends.

[Rez]

i know somene who dropped a cell phone from really high up when they went to go visit vancouver.

he got RAPED BY MOUNTIES.

[Evil Robot]

Obviously you don't know New York very well. Throwing ANYTHING off a skyscraper most of the time is architecturaly imposible. If you do succed in getting to a place where the windows actually open, you will soon be arested for terrorist acts. Yes, throwing rubber baby dolls filled with organic substances is considered a biological attack since people will assume the cow parts contain mad cow disease. You will be treated like a war criminal until you recieve your Bloomberg sized $1500 litering fine while the media will go crazy with slogans like "Internet Columbine teen commits bio attack." or "Baby bomb puts block in high alert."

And lets not forget that liberal arts student who placed medium sized boxes with the word "FEAR" printed on top all over a subway platform for his student project (he shut down the S train for 6 hours and didn't even go to jail).

Your best bet, stay the fuck out of my city.

[Pee Wee Herman]

What about the Empire State Building? I've seen at least one or two movies where the characters were on the top of the building as tourists, and the only barrier was a railing.

Then again, maybe I'm remembering wrong.

[Gurlugon]

This is one of those times when camacazio is going to tell you to stop posting.

[executioneer]

what about the wordl trade center we've all seen that picture of the guy about to get hit by a plane :lol

-willie

[Evil Robot]

The Empire state bulding has a net two stories down from the observation deck. I can tell you have a slight fear of heights since you didn't lean over the railing to spit (as does the "no-fear crowd")to see that. My sister does, however, live in on the 30th floor on carnegie hill, and her windows do open about 3 inches. I sincerly doubt you could get into the building let alone reaching distance of the window.

Baa, I deride you.

[thebiggameover]

tell them you have a bomb...
:)

[Pee Wee Herman]

I've never even been to New York. I said I remember the observation deck of the Empire State Building from a couple of movies.

I wonder what kind of stuff gets caught in the net. Are pennies too big to slip through the net?

[DamnthatDavid]

Oh God, I bet you remembering from The Shadow... anyway, why use a skyscrapper? A simple 5 story building is all you need for a good squish.

[sadie]

no scrapping the sky.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Nobody wants free babies anyway.