PDA

View Full Version : the deed


BAPE
Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:18 PM
[center:f718763764]ok i know what you are thinking bape your a big guy around here why are you asking for advice well yes its true friends i may be a vet around here but when it comes to sexiness and the romantic i am still a newbie yep you heard me right now i want to know what do i do when its time to do the deed should i talk to her or should i just moan maybe i should just listen to what she does and follow her lead but i dont want to sound like a girl but i also dont want to discuss current events while we do it ha ha this is sex not cnn maybe i will tell a joke[/center:f718763764][quote][img][/img][url][/url][/quote]

AChimp
Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:20 PM
:lol

FUNNY STUFF DUDE

Terra
Feb 22nd, 2004, 04:25 PM
Oh yes, baby. Do it. Do it. Give it to me. I want it. I want it ALL.

I think telling a joke would be *perfect* at this point.....

Mr. Vagiclean
Feb 23rd, 2004, 01:05 PM
So these two guys walk into a bar... :lol

Immortal Goat
Feb 23rd, 2004, 04:36 PM
...and the other one ducks.

*Ba-dum-CHSSSH!*

Skulhedface
Feb 23rd, 2004, 07:37 PM
The DEED? You want to know about... the DEED?

Well... Open any box containing the game "Monopoly", and you will get more than your appetite's worth of "deed".

I recommend Boardwalk. Very nice.