20 Questions, with Sketch 33

[James]

1. What does the 33 in your name mean?
2. How did you find this board?
3. Did you even know there is a website for this site?
4. Have you even visted the site?
20. How long did you familiarize yourself with the boards before you started posting?

And try not to include any comments about people being gay, if you can.

[Rongi]

Posts: 817

This board hasn't even been up for a month o_O

[MrAdventure]

>: @ o_O

KNOCK THAT OFF

[Johnny Horton]

35.52 posts per day

Fuckin' hell >:

[Rongi]

We don't have an eyebrow raise emoticon though :(

[James]

THSI THREAD IS FOR MY BEST FRIEND SKETCH >:

Anyway, considering I don't have much else to do, and so many people love talking to me, that explains my high post count. I don't really see what the "OMG" factor is all about.

Ooh, high post count. Let's point it out all the time. :rolleyes

[Sketch33]

1. You don't care.
2. FARK led me to the main board with a story about the search for a new logo. The main board led me to the old forums before these were set up. I posted there a couple of times, then the forum host changed. Now I'm here to feel your love.
3. Yes.
4. Yes.
20. Not nearly long enough. I doubt it would have changed anything if I had, but who knows.

Check my posts if you want. I wasn't the FIRST to start calling anyone gay, racist, pedo, or insult anyone's mom. But when it was posted to me, I ran with it. I'm not sure about Xandor though, because in spite of what you think we are two different people and I haven't read all of his posts, nor written any of them. Personally, I really don't care what sexual orientation anyone here is. The odds of my meeting any of you offline are quite small, so it doesn't matter to me who or what you do.

Now, my question:
19. Can you post a civil response to me, or are you all going to jump me again?

[Rongi]

>: That's the first time I pointed it out...I think :/

[Anonymous]

Sketch, do you fellate cats on a regular basis? :)

[Anonymous]

Personally, I really don't care what sexual orientation anyone here is. The odds of my meeting any of you offline are quite small, so it doesn't matter to me who or what you do
YA'LL CAN BE HOMOS SO LONG AS YER OUTTA RANGE-A MY KILLIN' STICK!

[James]

I don't really see why you needed to become so defensive.

"I wasn't the first one to start doing it! Wah wah wah!"

That doesn't make it less annoying. That doesn't mean we don't make fun of the other retards who don't have anything interesting or original to say. You make it sound like you're singled out among the dim-bulb masses. Don't worry; you're not. ;)

[Rongi]

I don't really see why you needed to become so defensive.

"I wasn't the first one to start doing it! Wah wah wah!"

That doesn't make it less annoying. That doesn't mean we don't make fun of the other retards who don't have anything interesting or original to say. You make it sound like you're singled out among the dim-bulb masses. Don't worry; you're not. ;)

I can't beleive you're even taking me seriously :|

[MrAdventure]

YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SKETCH33 IMPERSONATION RONGI

[Rongi]

It is pretty bad :(

[AChimp]

I hereby declare Jamesman to be the new me.

He posts like a mad beast like I used to (I think that's the term that Mockery used to describe me once), he has roguish good looks (much like my younger self) and dammit, he makes me LOL (sometimes).

[James]

/me pays Chimp

[whoreable]

We just need to get him to pretend to be a monkey one the internet.
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GAY BLOWJOB (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/615/blowjob/videos/1)

[sadie]

um.

[AChimp]

We are all Internet Monkeys. Eee ee.

[Sketch33]

YA'LL CAN BE HOMOS SO LONG AS YER OUTTA RANGE-A MY KILLIN' STICK!

Yeah, I kill all of the gay people I've met and bury them in my backyard. It's almost time to move again.

[Anonymous]

YOU BURY SOMETHIN' IN THEM, ALL RIGHT.

[Rongi]

:lol

[Sketch33]

YOU BURY SOMETHIN' IN THEM, ALL RIGHT.
No, I bury THEM in SOMETHING. Pay attention.

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[Anonymous]

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

[ItalianStereotype]

YA'LL CAN BE HOMOS SO LONG AS YER OUTTA RANGE-A MY KILLIN' STICK!

its about damn time chojin >:

[Sketch33]

I disagree. Have you ever slept in a graveyard? The damned voices never stop! And it's always the same, "Go here, kill him, blah blah blah". For once it would be nice to kill someone that *I* want dead.

[Anonymous]

CAN THIS GUY GET ANY MORE HILARIOUS?! :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

CHOJIN DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIM I HTHINK MAYBE HE'S :lol

[Evil Robot]

This is an exceprt from sketch 33's very own personal website:
I'm a 35-year old advertising graphic designer. As much as I would like a career change, in this economy it isn't feasable. Some galleries will be open to the public, others will be blocked. If you know me and want the password for a particular gallery, email me. If you don't know me, you don't need to be looking at those galleries.

Now lets review the situation. This paragraph contains the following facts:
35 years of age (median age of sex offenders)
Looking for a career change (unsatisfied and/or disgruntled)
He maintains "private galleries" (accesible only by his "inner circle")
Has expertise in computer graphics (and dabbles in CHILD PORN!)

In conclusion, one can clearly see that this man (or woman) is a perverted child sex porn proprietor. He probably came here to prey on unsuspecting young children being verbally abused by regulars, only to come to thier rescue in a devious attempt to seduce and rob them of thier innocence in his den of trechery and perversion.

Sketch, for shame. :(

[Sketch33]

Hi Evil Robot. You're quite the amatuer detective. Who would have thought to follow my pic links back to my smugmug site? Better call the cops and report what you've deduced. That way they can set up a "sting" operation, which can't fail because I won't be able to resist myself, assuming everything you say is correct.

Since you have that sharp head on your shoulders, apply your big brain to why my name has a 33 in it.

[Evil Robot]

Oh I'm sorry about forgeting your damn number, what did AOL tack that on for you or is it some inside thing like THE PASSWORD TO YOUR CHILD PORN?

[Sketch33]

Nothing to do with AOL or child porn. Keep trying.

[DisturbedMerlyn]

So, I'm not exactly clear on what's going on here. Can someone make it glass instead of mud?

[Sketch33]

Sure Disturbed. Wander around 'Art Shit', 'Picture Captions and Photoshops', and 'The Mock Wars'. Follow the black & white jesters. We annoyed people. A lot. Still do. Then hate us like nearly everyone else. Or everyone else. Or nobody else. Depends on who you ask and if you like anyone that we've argued with.

[Evil Robot]

your so fucking lame. you remind me of the word "no".

[Anonymous]

Sketch is like the Al Snow of these boards, only without the fan base or talent.

[Skulhedface]

Al Snow has fans? Oh ho ho Mick Foley joke

[FS]

35! :lol Dammit, the regular LOL emoticon just isn't good enough for this. I'd never have guessed that the 33 part of his screenname would stand for his age.

To avoid any confusion with the old fogeys here, I'm laughing because a man his age would engage himself in such a pathetic Internet fight as displayed in Mock Wars, Art Shit and Picture Captions. That's 12-year olds stuff.

[whoreable]

not only that. but what 35 year old man would ask his "friend" to get online and help defend him?
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SHOWER LESBIAN (http://www.fucktube.com/categories/986/lesbian/videos/1)

[MrAdventure]

MID-LIFE CRISIS AND NOT ENOUGH BLING BLING FOR A SPORTS CAR

[FS]

I'll bet he's going bald, too. :lol

[James]

So we have a 35-year-old who makes up a friend to fight 20-year-olds (on average), and together they retort with mom and gay jokes...

And let's not forget his love of drawing disproportionate naked demon hoochies.

I said it before, and I'll say it again. There's really nothing we can do or say to this guy that would be as damaging as his own actions.

[glowbelly]

i think the 33 is from the back of the rolling rock bottle. i think. yup. therefore i am.

[Evil Robot]

The 33 on the bottle means 33 degrees. His 33 is his address, which he had to divulge to members of his community as mandated under "Megan's law".

[James]

Credit where credit is due: That made me LOL. :)

[Captain Robo]

LOL @ CHOJIN :)

Let's all direct link his picture so that his bandwith goes through his roof

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