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MEATMAN
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:57 AM
I probably know less than I think, but ask me anything. Games, cars, women (maybe not that last one, but I'll try!), whatever.

Serious questions only, please.

Dole
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:17 AM
WHURS MA WAITRESS?

glowbelly
Feb 24th, 2004, 08:36 AM
did you spill mah feckin pint?

phnompehn
Feb 24th, 2004, 08:39 AM
Does the Alamo have a basement?

Spectre X
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:03 AM
Why do you suck so much? >:

Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:44 AM
My friend was mean to me, what should I do? :(

Dole
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:51 AM
shit in their eyes

Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:58 AM
I really wanted to see Meatmans view on the subject. :(

Dole
Feb 24th, 2004, 10:22 AM
he wants you to SHIT IN THEIR EYES

Brandon
Feb 24th, 2004, 01:18 PM
http://lady_deathtouch.tripod.com/fakedad/08-kowalski.jpg
MEEEEEAAAAAT!

MEATMAN
Feb 24th, 2004, 02:47 PM
Firstly, Dole, your waitress is standing directly behind you;

glowbelly, we did spill your pint, we are getting you a new one, free of charge;

phnompehn, the Alamo does not have a basement;

Matt, it depends on what your friend did;

Dole, he didn't ask you;

and ArtificialBrandon, that isn't in the form of a question.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 24th, 2004, 05:07 PM
Meatman,

what the fuck makes your unfunny ass think (yes i just said your ass thinks and guess what its probably true and your head doesn't think it just stinks [like your ass is supposed to]) that you can rip off my thread (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9095)?

ArrowX
Feb 24th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Jixby calm down let someone else have a turn its only fair


MeatMan. After just three sessions my shrink moved to mexico why did this happen and does it make me a bad person?

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM
Meatman, what is the voltage required to forward bias a germanium diode?

Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM
BUT JIXBY IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE HAVE ALOT OF SERIOUS QUESTIONS TO ASK AND MEATMAN IS JUST THE GUY TO ANSWER THEM :(

Esuohlim
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:28 PM
Hey Meatman, can you make another top-notch topic for us?

Command Prompt
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:36 PM
Hey Dr. Boogie can you lock this awesome thread? I don't want it to get TOO awesome :(

MEATMAN
Feb 24th, 2004, 08:12 PM
In response:

Jixby, I did not check to see if there was another questions thread;

ArrowX, it would help if you told me what happened in the shrink's office;

Pee Wee, approximately 12.7 volts is required;

Esuohlim, I'm surprised you of all people want me to make another thread;

El Mariachi, I'm the one who's answering questions.

thebiggameover
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:09 PM
are you mad at bush for not letting you mary your boyfriend??

Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:17 PM
Does it bother you that no-one worth talking to likes you on this forum?

Rez
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:19 PM
o meatman, what do you think of dizzee rascal?

chojin - this thread is a community work in PROGRESS >:

ArrowX
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:24 PM
I told my shrink about the dreams that involve lawn gnomes fire and infants....i don't like going into detail or then u might move away too

MEATMAN
Feb 24th, 2004, 10:04 PM
I answer as follows:

TBGO, I'm not even going to answer that;

Chojin, no, it does not bother me in the slightest;

Rez, I have no idea who Dizzee Rascal is;

ArrowX, you don't have to tell everything, either to me or your shrink. It may have been better to not have mentioned that.

Evil Robot
Feb 24th, 2004, 10:38 PM
I have a question:
I'm going to track you down and abduct you. Then we will play "the train bridge game" (with a gun to your head).

MEATMAN
Feb 24th, 2004, 11:00 PM
That isn't a question. And you couldn't get in the house anyway. To find out what I mean, just try crawling in through the window after dark.

executioneer
Feb 24th, 2004, 11:08 PM
meatman what is gamera made of :lol

-willie

Sajuuk
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:57 AM
Meatman, do you have a meat fetish?

MEATMAN
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:01 AM
executioneer, I'm going to guess that gamera is made of crap;

Sajuuk, I just enjoy eating meat.

MEATMAN
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:02 AM
Come on, I'm looking for serious questions here. This was supposed to be an advice thread of sorts.

phnompehn
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:21 AM
Some germans are after me for ransom money I don't have, someone peed on my rug, and now my car has been stolen. What should I do?

Terra
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:29 AM
Some germans are after me for ransom money I don't have, someone peed on my rug, and now my car has been stolen. What should I do?

Drink old milk and eat stale pussy. That'll at least keep the Germans away......

Burn the rug and file a report on the car.

Cosmo Electrolux
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:53 AM
such language.... >:

Sajuuk
Feb 27th, 2004, 01:48 AM
Eating cows feels nasty. I only eat fish

executioneer
Feb 27th, 2004, 02:38 AM
questoins and suggestions for meatman forum

-willie

MEATMAN
Feb 27th, 2004, 06:50 AM
You guys have utterly ruined this thread!

I'm only going to answer serious questions, such as someone looking for gaming advice.

Pee Wee Herman
Feb 27th, 2004, 04:58 PM
Pee Wee, approximately 12.7 volts is required

Not even close.

Sicktodeathmx
Feb 29th, 2004, 04:23 PM
Meatman, what is in spam? Did Jesus eat spam?

Mike
Feb 29th, 2004, 05:13 PM
Ok. I have a request for gaming advice.

Any tips on getting over the second skinny bridge (the one with the hump) in the 7th expert mode level of Super Monkey Ball Jr.? I think I only managed to get over it about 3 times and I'm sure that was entirely by accident because I haven't managed it since.

Carnivore
Feb 29th, 2004, 07:18 PM
Would you please stop answering questions so this thread dies the horrible death it deserves?

MEATMAN
Feb 29th, 2004, 08:23 PM
STDMX, it's called CHECK THE LABEL;

Mike, I've never played Super Monkey Ball 2, nor have I even heard of it;

Carnivore, no, I will not.

phnompehn
Mar 1st, 2004, 08:23 AM
I seriously want to know: what is the onomatopoeia for whistling? And not whistling from a whistle, from your mouth. How would that noise be written out?

Esuohlim
Mar 1st, 2004, 11:38 AM
I'LL TAKE THIS ONE :picklehat

"FWEE" >:

Matt Harty
Mar 1st, 2004, 01:47 PM
Meatman why are people asking questions in your thread instead of mine and Jixbys. Your obviously a fag and nobody likes so i'm confused can you help me?

da blob
Mar 1st, 2004, 02:08 PM
I seriously want to know: what is the onomatopoeia for whistling? And not whistling from a whistle, from your mouth. How would that noise be written out?


I use *pfui pfuuuiiii*
But this is in french.

Comrade Rocket
Mar 1st, 2004, 04:15 PM
Meatman, what do you like better. CD's or 8-Tracks?

MEATMAN
Mar 1st, 2004, 04:17 PM
Matt, I can't help you, but eventually this thread will die, like most of the others;

Trigger, I prefer CD's.

Comrade Rocket
Mar 1st, 2004, 04:22 PM
Trigger, I prefer CD's.

WELL THEN SEE DEEZ NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR FACE >:

OMGLOLROFLMAO I CANT BELIVE YOU FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!11!1!!!11



but seriously, would you say that the post Revolutionary war economy of the devoloping US was stronger (in retrospect of course) that the economy of any of the devoloping nations today?