Rev. Danno
Feb 24th, 2004, 03:47 PM
LESSION 1, I leaned this one about a month ago...
NEVER tell your girlfriend you need to move out because your sick of being her maid, and personal asistant, and there are too many people in the house. Say you need a place you can have some quiet time...
Yes, my girlfriend told me I couldn't sleep in the same bed, then stopped talking to me, then she dumped me... On Valintines day...
I then moved into my new place, and well I've been hitting the bars everynight.
LESSION 2, don't assume everyone in a bar is there for the same reason as you...
I'm at a bar just a few blocks from my house last Friday, I'm there drinking, having a good time listening to music I put on the Juke box. This woman sits down next to me, good looking as well. Looked a little sad. Well... Me being the Minister that I am I start talking to here and we talk about what's bothering her, I light her cigerettes, and we buy each other a few drinks. At one point she tells me she's going to go use the Bathroom, walks away slowly, and winks at me. I nod and smile. Ok, just to let everyone know, I've dated alot of women, and I've been in alot of bars, I don't meet women in bars, and I'm a little niave when it comes to such matters.
She comes back 15 min. latter pissed at me, "What are you some Kind of FAGGOT! I've been in there for along TIME, I thought you were going in there to FUCK ME!". I turned red, she looked at me, and laughed her ass of. I had paid my tab just a few moments ago so I got up and ran like hell out of the bar, down the street, and ducked into another bar. In this bar I played pool with a really cool easy going girl who didn't want to fuck me in the bathroom, she asked if I wanted to get together the next night for a date, I said sure. We went out to a pool hall the next night, had a few drinks, had a bunch of fun. My ex that threw me out of her house came into the bar with some of her friends looking sad, me and my date got the hell out, and went accross the street for drinks, made out, and had a good time. We then walked down the street for a while, and she asked if I wanted to go over to her place tonight and meet her dog, I love dogs so I said yes, and I thought she might be trying to get me to sleep over, I had no problems with that.
We called a cab, and took off...
LESSION 3, If you hop in a cab at 2am, and you need to be at work at 9am, and you take a cab... MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING. We went to her place, watched part of Baseketball and we both passes out, I woke up at 7:30 so I could get on a bus and find my way home, I was almost late for work, and I hadn't showered, I was hungover, and I was in the clothes I wore to work the day before...
My life lately has kinda sucked, been fun, and as always been interesting...
NEVER tell your girlfriend you need to move out because your sick of being her maid, and personal asistant, and there are too many people in the house. Say you need a place you can have some quiet time...
Yes, my girlfriend told me I couldn't sleep in the same bed, then stopped talking to me, then she dumped me... On Valintines day...
I then moved into my new place, and well I've been hitting the bars everynight.
LESSION 2, don't assume everyone in a bar is there for the same reason as you...
I'm at a bar just a few blocks from my house last Friday, I'm there drinking, having a good time listening to music I put on the Juke box. This woman sits down next to me, good looking as well. Looked a little sad. Well... Me being the Minister that I am I start talking to here and we talk about what's bothering her, I light her cigerettes, and we buy each other a few drinks. At one point she tells me she's going to go use the Bathroom, walks away slowly, and winks at me. I nod and smile. Ok, just to let everyone know, I've dated alot of women, and I've been in alot of bars, I don't meet women in bars, and I'm a little niave when it comes to such matters.
She comes back 15 min. latter pissed at me, "What are you some Kind of FAGGOT! I've been in there for along TIME, I thought you were going in there to FUCK ME!". I turned red, she looked at me, and laughed her ass of. I had paid my tab just a few moments ago so I got up and ran like hell out of the bar, down the street, and ducked into another bar. In this bar I played pool with a really cool easy going girl who didn't want to fuck me in the bathroom, she asked if I wanted to get together the next night for a date, I said sure. We went out to a pool hall the next night, had a few drinks, had a bunch of fun. My ex that threw me out of her house came into the bar with some of her friends looking sad, me and my date got the hell out, and went accross the street for drinks, made out, and had a good time. We then walked down the street for a while, and she asked if I wanted to go over to her place tonight and meet her dog, I love dogs so I said yes, and I thought she might be trying to get me to sleep over, I had no problems with that.
We called a cab, and took off...
LESSION 3, If you hop in a cab at 2am, and you need to be at work at 9am, and you take a cab... MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING. We went to her place, watched part of Baseketball and we both passes out, I woke up at 7:30 so I could get on a bus and find my way home, I was almost late for work, and I hadn't showered, I was hungover, and I was in the clothes I wore to work the day before...
My life lately has kinda sucked, been fun, and as always been interesting...