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The One and Only...
Feb 24th, 2004, 06:59 PM
The farthest I've ever shot was my neck... while lying down. And I have a pretty long torso for someone my size, too.
*Waits for someone to make a reference to mathematical modeling.*
AChimp
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:07 PM
Big penis... big torso... :rolleyes
The One and Only...
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:16 PM
Big penis... big torso... :rolleyes
A large torso cuts down on your leg height.
Not necessarily a good tradeoff when you're 5'9".
Still, I'm only 15.5, so I've got some time to grow.
Matt Harty
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:17 PM
RIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH
Pee Wee Herman
Feb 24th, 2004, 07:54 PM
Yeah, once I was laying down in the bathtub (taking a bath) and beating my meat. I jizzed all over my face. Seriously. It was kind of gross, and I washed it off.
soundtest
Feb 24th, 2004, 08:07 PM
:lol
Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:10 PM
"*Waits for someone to make a reference to mathematical modeling.*"
:lol
James
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:16 PM
I almost hit my ceiling once.
Cap'n Crunch
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:30 PM
I got it all the way up in my nose when I was standing up. I swear, I had cum in my nose for like a whole week!
executioneer
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:36 PM
MINE CAN MAKE ESCAPE VELOCITY :lol
-willie
Rongi
Feb 24th, 2004, 09:37 PM
LOL at this thread.
Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 24th, 2004, 10:06 PM
I shot the Pres with it! LOL
Big Papa Goat
Feb 24th, 2004, 10:06 PM
LOL at the three question marks in this thread's title.
LOL at OAO :rolleyes
executioneer
Feb 24th, 2004, 11:00 PM
there has never been a loveline thread I enjoyed >:
-willie
Emu
Feb 24th, 2004, 11:21 PM
one time i got it in my fan and it was on and it went all over the room and i estimated the total splash radius to be about 14 feet so i win
executioneer
Feb 24th, 2004, 11:54 PM
did you ever shoot down a intercontinental ballistic missile :rolleyes
you can call my dick "SDI" :lol
-willie
Anonymous
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:03 AM
Super Dick Incendiary :lol
executioneer
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:04 AM
spy dick incorporated :eek
-willie
Anonymous
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:05 AM
SPY KIDS 3D
executioneer
Feb 25th, 2004, 12:10 AM
GAME OVER
-willie
camacazio
Feb 25th, 2004, 01:51 AM
MINE CAN MAKE ESCAPE VELOCITY :lol
-willie
square root of 2GM/R
G=6.673*10^-11Nm^2/kg^2
Supafly345
Feb 25th, 2004, 03:32 AM
This is actually a good referance to life: when you think nothing remains of your tattered character, the distance of your ejaculation will be there.
Dole
Feb 25th, 2004, 04:32 AM
The title of OAO's next few loveline threads:
Aren't my balls massive?
Have you ever noticed my teeming masculinity and virility?
Can you look upon my beauty without crying in despair?
ProfessorCool
Feb 25th, 2004, 07:37 AM
Can you shoot it in your hair?
Can you shoot it with a bear?
Can you shoot it on the wall?
Can you shoot with friend, Paul?
Matt Harty
Feb 25th, 2004, 10:32 AM
RIGHT IN MY OWN MOUTH
Schimid
Feb 25th, 2004, 11:35 AM
:lol @ Professor Dole
SMN
Feb 25th, 2004, 08:55 PM
The OAO should change his name to " 15 year old virgin that is overobsessed with his genetalia."
My Balls cant fit throught the door, and my penis is so big, its gonna explode.
:blah :rolleyes
alls I can say is get a life, a doctor, and a new act.
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