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The Retro Kat
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:18 PM
What would your porn name be?

Mine would be Johnny Penetration.

sadie
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:20 PM
you, "sir," are an idiot. and it makes me smile to see you reveling in your god-given role. :)

punkgrrrlie10
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:28 PM
I didn't know there was a street named penetration.

Blatant
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:30 PM
Jack Hammer

MaskedMonk
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:12 AM
Assface McGillicuddy

Skulhedface
Feb 25th, 2003, 01:29 AM
Dixie Wrecked

FartinMowler
Feb 25th, 2003, 11:26 AM
SPOONER MC POON

mburbank
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:06 PM
Dick Armey

mburbank
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:07 PM
Dick Chainy

mburbank
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:08 PM
Ken Lay

FS
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:09 PM
Donald Ramsfield.

mburbank
Feb 25th, 2003, 02:35 PM
Colin Bowell.

The Retro Kat
Feb 25th, 2003, 08:30 PM
Bobby McHavesexwithlotsofgirls

noob3
Feb 25th, 2003, 08:35 PM
Noob3

CaptainBubba
Feb 25th, 2003, 09:08 PM
Sir Lance-a-lot



*If you can tell me the game thats from then you get nothing*

mburbank
Feb 26th, 2003, 10:44 AM
Noob Made Me Laugh Again.


As in "Girls Reform School Guard, starring Noob Made Me Laugh Again."

The Retro Kat
Feb 27th, 2003, 08:36 PM
Ron Jeremy.

PornTent
Feb 27th, 2003, 09:25 PM
maggot sucker.

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Feb 27th, 2003, 09:26 PM
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LuvMeKoala
Feb 28th, 2003, 12:01 AM
Connie Lingus

Rev. Danno
Feb 28th, 2003, 01:03 AM
I thought the formula was your mothers maiden name, & the street you grew up on...
Hence I would be know as Denton Burton.
Although I do like the name Danny Leadpipe

MaskedMonk
Feb 28th, 2003, 01:31 AM
Well by that formula my porn name totally blows ass though...

mburbank
Feb 28th, 2003, 05:34 PM
It works pretty well for me.

I'd be Fagin Johnson.

Anonymous
Feb 28th, 2003, 05:44 PM
thought the formula was your mothers maiden name, & the street you grew up on...

that's just a scam to get peoples password hints

Helm
Feb 28th, 2003, 06:47 PM
Tsagarakis Polidrosos.

What the fuck?

Anonymous
Feb 28th, 2003, 10:20 PM
:wank

slavemason
Mar 1st, 2003, 01:04 AM
Benjamin Franklin

Tree
Mar 1st, 2003, 01:33 AM
North Pole

PorterM7Z
Mar 1st, 2003, 05:41 AM
Formula I've been hearing recently is first pet's name and first street.
That makes mine
PLATINUM "FAT BOY" MAGNOLIA
My friends told me that should be my porn director name instead of porn star

Jixby Phillips
Mar 2nd, 2003, 05:55 AM
DONALD DUCK

McClain
Mar 2nd, 2003, 02:50 PM
Otto Buell. Otto was my dog and Buell was my street.

Spectre X
Mar 2nd, 2003, 03:48 PM
Andy Vaginasplitter.

The Retro Kat
Mar 2nd, 2003, 08:05 PM
George Clit-On

Helm
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:12 PM
Cat Polidrosos


WHAT THE FUCK?

unclehobart
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:20 PM
Heywood Jablowme

shulaces88
Mar 2nd, 2003, 09:50 PM
my porn name would be:
president bush!!!!

Buddha
Mar 2nd, 2003, 10:59 PM
the REAL formual is your middle name and the first street that you lived on.

sadie
Mar 2nd, 2003, 11:16 PM
i dropped my middle name many years ago.

soundtest
Mar 2nd, 2003, 11:27 PM
the REAL formula is your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on. but if it's first pet mine would be NOODLE FRONT :eek

Pub Lover
Mar 2nd, 2003, 11:37 PM
that's just a scam to get peoples password hints

:)

Skulhedface
Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:27 PM
Hugh G. Rection

glowbelly
Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:38 PM
Ricochet Pleasant Lake :)

ricohet was mah first kitten's name

MrAdventure
Mar 3rd, 2003, 01:43 PM
STRIPES HELENA, LOL :)

Zero
Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:07 PM
Dick Semen

(Sir Lance-a-lot was from fallout 2 one of the best games ever might I add).

Skulhedface
Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:14 PM
well, to go by both formulas this time then:

either Moore Hackett or Thumper Hackett. I prefer the second.

The Retro Kat
Mar 3rd, 2003, 05:03 PM
Dick Dillus

pissed off salesman
Mar 3rd, 2003, 09:12 PM
bob scratchit

Jeanette X
Mar 3rd, 2003, 11:18 PM
Anima Gaze. (I'm a former psych major)

LegoLars
Mar 4th, 2003, 04:19 AM
Eric Possegatan