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Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:23 PM
http://Sketch.smugmug.com/photos/46469/46469-Medium.jpg
Props to who drew the original. Nice pose, line, definition and shading. Now does anyone want to play with it?
Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:37 PM
You already did.
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:42 PM
Only by removing the background and flipping it. A lot more can be done.
Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:44 PM
Why did you flip it, anyway?
You should have just used the original picture - your cutout job on the knees and feet isn't too hot.
Rongi
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Why does it have four arms :/?
Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2003, 09:55 PM
Let's try this thread over. I think we got off 'on the wrong foot,' so to speak.
Thank you, Sketch, for informatively labelling this thread. Otherwise, we may not have picked up on the fact that you wanted us to 'caption or modify this pic' you posted in the 'Picture Captions and Photoshops' forum.
You're a little out of your element, though, aren't you? I mean, while the picture's plenty gay, your better half has yet to channel through you and make us wish the Post Flood Safety Check was back, and no-one's mother has been verbally violated in a suitably mundane fashion; Only one of the three criteria for a Sketch thread is being met, and it's confusing. And upsetting.
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:04 PM
Rongi: No idea, ask Chojin
Chojin: I suck at everything I do, so of course I had to mess up somewhere. As to flipping him, why not?
Sorry you are confused and upset. Maybe I'll insult you more later. As to where Xandor is, I'm sure he'll be around sometime.
Oh, and here:
http://Sketch.smugmug.com/photos/46505/46505-Medium.jpg
Anonymous
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:11 PM
His name is Six and he has six limbs. If you want a deeper explanation, ask Jax. :/
As for the PS, the joke's funny, but the work is no laughing matter. ;>
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:17 PM
Thanks for the compliment and the insult, may I have another?
[Chojin:]As for the PS, the joke's funny, but the work is no laughing matter. ;>
Thanks for the compliment and the insult, may I have another?
[Chojin:]As for the PS, the joke's funny, but the work is no laughing matter. ;>
Thanks for the compliment and the insult, may I have another?
[Chojin:]As for the PS, the joke's funny, but the work is no laughing matter. ;>
James
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:20 PM
Nothing says "funny" like various random fonts.
As to where Xandor is, Sketch's Injun roomate is on the other computer, so Sketch can't log in and pretend to have friends for the moment.
James
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:24 PM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/sketchy.jpg
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:26 PM
There's only one font, not "various" and it's not random, it's sand. Nothing says funny like everything you do. You're the funniest person I have ever seen post a comment or a pic Jamesman. You should take it on the road and spread the laughter all across the world. You are so funny, you could just stand there and they would be rolling in the aisles. It's easy money.
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:27 PM
Cool. You imitated me. Poorly, but hey. I'm flattered. Sincerely.
James
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM
There's only one font, not "various" and it's not random, it's sand.
You missed the point. I was referencing to every fucking stupid picture you've done. Every time it's just some font you pull out of a hate at random, with no rhyme or reason (much like every other element in your work0.
And that imitation of your work is spot on. In fact, it's probably better than your work, if I say so myself. I give it a 10.
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:43 PM
And you should give it a 10. Bravo. You're my hero. I'm even singing the song as I type this. "Everyone knows that your my heeeroh, everything man was meant to beeeee..." Well, that's probably not correct, but it's the thought that counts, right?
Odd though, when a person has more than one font to choose from, are they not supposed to? Also, I've only posted two pics with any kind of font so far. You mean they didn't match? *gasp* how did that happen? I'll try to be more careful in the future and stick to one font. Maybe Helvetica. Or Times. Optima is nice, but probably too nice for my crappy work. Futura is way too exciting. Your choice of font and placement is brilliant! Teach me?
Sketch33
Feb 24th, 2003, 10:47 PM
Looking over your latest masterpiece in noticed something. A lot of people who looked at it might think you made a messed up when you put a '1' at the end of all of those "!!!"s. But I know better. You were just being clever and ironic, since that is way to obvious to be a mistake. Bravo again!
MaskedMonk
Feb 24th, 2003, 11:24 PM
Well, the lens flares brought it up a bit, give whatever generic and easily forgotten named person who did this credit.
Sketch33
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:41 AM
That's Jamesons best work! Don't mock it! He's the bomb-diggity!
Anonymous
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:44 AM
You should be a professional joke-getter as well as entrepreneurial fantastical artist extrordinaire. :)
Sketch33
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:48 AM
You're just saying that.
Don't worry though. You're the bomb-diggity too Chojin. Maybe moreso than Jamesman.
Anonymous
Feb 25th, 2003, 12:53 AM
I'm aware.
xandor2783
Feb 25th, 2003, 09:01 PM
http://www.geocities.com/xandor1072783/chojin2.txt
Now that's just not nice.
whoreable
Feb 25th, 2003, 09:47 PM
GOOD ONE SKETCH :lol
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Skulhedface
Feb 25th, 2003, 11:15 PM
Why does Sketch suddenly look like Jamesman?
Did I miss something?!?
MaskedMonk
Feb 26th, 2003, 01:02 AM
I believe the proper terminology would be "Mesa so silly."
Sketch33
Feb 26th, 2003, 01:12 AM
Skulhedface: It's because Jamesman saw fit to give Xandor's and my avatars to a newbie who was asking for one in the General forum.
Whoreable: Thanks. I think he looks good surrounded by men in sheets.
Evil Robot
Feb 26th, 2003, 06:49 PM
Sketch69, listen to me. If I had webcam you would see me looking down and shaking my head in disgust every time I have to skip over you making three, sometimes four consecutive posts. Your usage of jamesman's picture forces me to waste my valuble time reading names instead of just glancing at it. I find your photoshops are all faintly edited recycled creations we have all seen before, and your retorts to personal attacks lack substance and seem slightly passive.
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All in all, I give you a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10 in being a cool newbie. This is far below average mister, its time to shape up or ship out.
Sketch33
Feb 26th, 2003, 07:25 PM
Well, Evil Robot, If you are so bothered by my multiple consecutive posts in a thread that I started then you are certainly encouraged to no longer read them. That should help save you some head shaking. Athough I doubt it would help much with the disgust, because you are, afterall, still you.
Evil Robot
Feb 26th, 2003, 07:31 PM
See what I mean about lacking substance, you could have just said "I know you are but what am I". It could have conveyed the same idea with less words. Your becoming a time burglar and that's going to catch up with you in the end.
Sketch33
Feb 26th, 2003, 08:38 PM
ER: You confuse subtance with brevity.
You're an ass burglar. Eventually get AIDS. Fall down. Die.
Brief enough?
Evil Robot
Feb 26th, 2003, 11:31 PM
On the contrary, you have mistaken feces for chocolate. Youd better watch yourself sketch59, your treading on thin ice. Your knocken on the wrong door, your crusin' for a brusin'. You flirtin with the wrong receptionist, your pissin on the wrong grave. Anytime you .... uh where the hell was I,.... oh yeah STAY outta my booze.
Captain Robo
Feb 27th, 2003, 11:42 PM
That picture makes me LOL every time I see it.
Tree
Feb 28th, 2003, 01:30 AM
Sketch has a point sometimes. I mean you guys do jump on n00bs like white on rice, but then again . . . this IS I-MOCKERY.com, not I-Love-You.com.
At the same time though, Sketch . . . let it go man. They're (as in they are) doing nothing but baiting you into looking like more and more of a dumb fuck.
Hell, I'm a n00b. Look at my post count. My first post, I believe Jamesman cut into me. It was a little harsh, but who cares. It's the internet. Do I really give a fuck what these guys think? Do they really give a fuck what I think? I'm just here for entertainment. I bet they're here for the same. You should be too.
Captain Robo
Feb 28th, 2003, 02:27 AM
This isn't entertainment. This is work. You think this is funny? >:
Tree
Feb 28th, 2003, 12:23 PM
This isn't entertainment. This is work. You think this is funny?
No. I'm here for entertainment, but I have yet to find any. Although you guys ripping on each other is bordering on entertainment.
JesusFishSticks
Mar 1st, 2003, 02:43 PM
God damn, shut up tree. I fucking hate newbies.
Tree
Mar 1st, 2003, 05:37 PM
God damn, shut up newbies. I fucking hate Tree.
Evil Robot
Mar 2nd, 2003, 12:27 AM
They're (as in they are) doing nothing but baiting you into looking like more and more of a dumb fuck.
Don't fucking tell him THAT!
Tree
Mar 3rd, 2003, 12:35 AM
Sorry robot. I've only been here for a month and he was already driving me nuts.
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