noob3 wont be back for awhile.

[draw a sidewalk]

his computer is broken and he insisted that i let you guys know.
he said to tell you that i broke it so you guys could tell me how much i suck too.

okay. i broke chucks computer.

[FartinMowler]

good :)

[Matt Harty]

A sad day.

[FartinMowler]

How sad? you know the little creep will get it fixed and then post a million useless threads that will be deleted :/ i don't miss anybody because most of you suck like that guy George (what a tool).

[Matt Harty]

Well the chances that his computer isn't broken is pretty high anyways.

[Dole]

Message board approval: The new opiate of the masses

[draw a sidewalk]

he made me read these replies to him over the phone. ugh.

[Esuohlim]

ROLLEYES @ NOOB3

[FartinMowler]

he made me read these replies to him over the phone. ugh.


next time don't break his stupid computer >:

[Anonymous]

How sad? you know the little creep will get it fixed and then post a million useless threads that will be deleted :/ i don't miss anybody because most of you suck like that guy George (what a tool).

You're one to talk. You said you were leaving the boards, and then you come back as a different character. Then, after being called on it, you return to your old name, only to make more characters that are easily picked out as being you.

[sadie]

that noob, he's a swell guy.

[FartinMowler]

You're one to talk. You said you were leaving the boards, and then you come back as a different character. Then, after being called on it, you return to your old name, only to make more characters that are easily picked out as being you.


You like to keep repeating stuff :/ I'm still here and sometimes I leave because my computer has major problems but I seem to fix it.

[Anonymous]

You like to keep repeating stuff :/

Just working with what you give me.

[Command Prompt]

THEN MAKE SOME GAY JOKES AT HIM >:

[ProfessorCool]

See with noob it highly understandable, but Fartin is in his 30's :(

[Matt Harty]

His poor kids. :(

[FartinMowler]

Mburbank/Sadie and others that are close or older than me. Age doesn't really mean much...some teen's are much smarter than me in some aspects but there are the ones that are as dumb as nails ie: Noob3.

[draw a sidewalk]

he was sad that he wasnt really going to be missed. theres no real reason to miss him anyway, hes a computer fraud. he told people he was a girl for years.

[Matt Harty]

I'd trade Noob3 for MEATMAN, Mesobe, SMN, Sajuuk, teh_mastar!, Lotida, ArrowX, and thebiggameover.

[Matt Harty]

AS A MATTER OF FACT I'D RATHER HAVE NOOB3 MAKE ONE OF HIS POSTS EVERY 5 SECONDS INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE FAGGOTS I NAMED ABOVE MAKE A SINGLE POST EVER >:


btw this means I like noob

[FartinMowler]

Matt's scale of suckage... :/ atleast I wasn't on the list but I do agree and when I say that I dislike someone I might mean the opposite just like Rongi sucks but I havn't seen him for a few days :(

[mew barios]

i like noob

:o

[Jixby Phillips]

Noob is great, fags.

[Perndog]

Mburbank/Sadie and others that are close or older than me. Age doesn't really mean much...some teen's are much smarter than me in some aspects but there are the ones that are as dumb as nails ie: Noob3.

You missed the point. Cool said Noob is allowed to be dumb because he's still growing up. You, on the other hand, have no such justification.

[Matt Harty]

On that subject I believe Noob is probably smarter in person than Fartin would be.

[ProfessorCool]

This place is like Chuck E. Chesse " Where a kid can be a kid"

Fartin sometimes acts like the square father in the commercial who trys to shoot a basket.

[Matt Harty]

http://www.cnu.edu/clubs/cki/photo/cnuckpics208.jpg

[FartinMowler]

:rolleyes We don't have Chuckncheese and if you say it's ok for Noob3 to be dumb because he's "growing up" then don't let me get in your way :lol Make fun of me all you want :blah I don't have homework or pimples to pop so keep it coming....

[ProfessorCool]

But don't you have a family?

[Matt Harty]

One of them is probably sticking crayola crayons in a blender right now. :rolleyes

HEY FARTIN PUT DOWN THE BUD FOR A SEC AND CHECK YOUR KIDS

[FartinMowler]

I was really sick last week and I am on antibiotics so no alchohol tonight. My kids are upstairs drawing :) I will play hockey with my older one and then watch America's funniest home video's with them and then tuck them to bed and then watch MatchStick Men with the wife and maybe get lucky later :) actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination...

[Matt Harty]

DO THEY DRAW LITTLE FOLD UP CARDS THAT SAY "I <3 YOU DADDY :)" ?

[Supafly345]

Now, that isn't a very good way to tease. Unless of course you were talking about his wife too.

[Schimid]

What a great thread.

[Jixby Phillips]

I just wanted to stop in and say I think this thread is great too like schimid says!

[jin]

I like noob too. :<

[Command Prompt]

I was really sick last week and I am on antibiotics so no alchohol tonight. My kids are upstairs drawing :) I will play hockey with my older one and then watch America's funniest home video's with them and then tuck them to bed and then watch MatchStick Men with the wife and maybe get lucky later :) actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination...

drawing = cowering

hockey = "hide the pony"

America's Funniest Home Video's = videotape of last nights "playtime" to get myself aroused

tuck them into bed = touch them where they NEED it while they scream "WHY DADDY WHY"

maybe get lucky later :) actually luck doesn't play a part in it but I have a good imagination... = chase my wife through the house, hold her down while she screams and anally rape her and then beat her with the phone while she lies in the corner sobbing, and saying to herself "why, oh why" and then go on the computer and inform (bore) everyone at I-mockery wuith my detailed little existence.

[Dole]

DESTROY ALL HUMANS

[sadie]

this thread, it's a swell one.

[kellychaos]

I'm getting swell ... um ... down there ... just thinking about it. :)

[Big Papa Goat]

Fartin ruined Noobs thread. >:

[Comrade Rocket]

Fartin killed my father and raped my mother

[Supafly345]

Very funny, you were right to assume that that joke would work as well with him as it did with cigarettes.

[Big Papa Goat]

you're so bitter these days supafly :(

[FartinMowler]

Fartin ruined Noobs thread

Noob3 isn't here so it's my thread :/ dummy

[Carnivore]

This thread, as is the case with most threads bearing Noob's name, was ruined before its inception.

[Lenor]

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

ohh and carni, leave your stupid white trash ass outta shit that doenst pertain to you.

[Rongi]

I like noob because he has good taste in music and he also likes zebra cakes.

[MEATMAN]

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.

ohh and carni, leave your stupid white trash ass outta shit that doenst pertain to you.

Hey! I'm nowhere near 30 years old! And what's more, I have a VERY good reason for acting the way I do!

[Supafly345]

in noob's defense, hes actually smarter than almost anyone on this board. He has alot of growing up to do, as do most of the 30+ age people on this board also have. I'd pick haveing noob post rant after rant about whatever over ALMOST anyone else on this board.Even Lenore is taking blows with reputation shattering statements.

[Matt Harty]

Are you depressed?

[sadie]

lol. lenore called carni white trash.

[glowbelly]

haha. silly lenore. i bet she doesn't see the irony in that AT ALL.

as for noob, he's mah son. i lurve him unconditionally and ya'll are silly if you don't think he's smart. cause he is.

[Perndog]

Uh oh, you done pissed her off, she's gonna call you a skanky whore now. :eek

[FartinMowler]

as for noob, he's mah son. i lurve him unconditionally and ya'll are silly if you don't think he's smart. cause he is

So your the best photographer in the world and you like little boy's. I'm sure there is a career in that :lol2

[Anonymous]

I don't get your joke, Mowler. Maybe it's too obscure for me.

[FartinMowler]

I don't get your joke, Mowler. Maybe it's too obscure for me

I was being sarcastic :/ I find Glowbelly to be very immature.

[glowbelly]

bitch, you don't even know me.

i've never said i was the best photographer in the world and i don't think i am, either.

as for noob? don't you love your kids? HUH YOU BAG PEDOPHILE?

nanny nanny boo poo *raspberries*

[Carnivore]

Lenor... just don't. You only hurt yourself when you post.

[FartinMowler]

as for noob? don't you love your kids?

I kinda think there is a difference missy. And it is true that I don't know you and I certainly wouldn't call you names like a bitch or a pedophile but I might imply that your relationship might be a bit creepy from a bystanders impression.

[Perndog]

Maybe if the bystander is a dumbass.

Oh yeah, I forgot. :)

[FartinMowler]

Maybe if the bystander is a dumbass.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

So, your saying your a dumbass bystander? and you forgot... :/ I'm sure your a good buddy of Noob3's.

[Anonymous]

No, he's saying that you're the dumbass because you're the one making that assumption.

[sadie]

i think he got it and was making yet another wanna-be joke.

[FartinMowler]

It's so easy to push people's button's and yet I am called every name under the sun but nothing clever or amusing...

[Perndog]

You rarely get people genuinely irritated or upset. As for clever and amusing, you get what you put in.

[Terra]

It's so easy to push people's button's and yet I am called every name under the sun but nothing clever or amusing...

I hear you there.

Welcome to *my* hell. :/

[FartinMowler]

you get what you put in

And now speaking on behalf of all perndog's writers >:

[glowbelly]

why is it creepy?

you have no idea what the extent of our relationship is. i think it's creepy that you think it's creepy. noob comes to me for help and advice and i give it to him. he respects me and i have maternal feelings toward him. there's nothing strange about that.

you make assumptions about people based on what you see on a message board. ask anyone here who has met me in person. i'm one of the nicest gals here. as for maturity levels, i'm pretty sure that anybody WHO KNOWS ME would laugh in your face for calling me immature. just because i like to joke around and don't follow up every post with a :/ emoticon doesn't mean i'm immature.

shit. you talk talk talk about your wonderful family and your beautiful wife and how fulfilling your life is, yet you seem to have this constant inner struggle with posting here...and quite frankly, you're here more than i am, in one form or another.

i have always been frank with you. i've even tried to be nice to you, but you just aren't havin it. so whatevah. keep on callin me immature, mister "if-i-could-fuck-anyone-on-this-board-it-would-be-glowbelly-but-not-really-cause-she's-vulgar-and-did-i-fail-to-mention-that-i'm-married-and-that-i'm-quitting-this-board-forever-as-soon-as-i'm-not-sick-anymore."

[Black Flag]

this noob lovefest really needs to stop

[Schimid]

Wow.

Wo--...wow. Wow.

[glowbelly]

wanna see my boobies? :eek

[Lotida]

I'd trade Noob3 for MEATMAN, Mesobe, SMN, Sajuuk, teh_mastar!, Lotida, ArrowX, and thebiggameover.

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

[Lotida]

you make assumptions about people based on what you see on a message board.

You just called out most of the board on this one....

[Lenor]

Damn I love this board. We have moronic assholes who Can't take a joke, A character who shall remain nameless that likes to show her boobs off, and best of all NOBODY in their right friggen mind has any decent comback rather than 'you better stop that' or ' :-/ ' and the ever so clever 'im smarter than you are'

Noob isnt exactly a 'little boy', and to the moron who called glow a pediphile, Im sure when you find yourself wandering in the 'single's room' to cyber hump your screen, Hunny, you might just find it surprising that your actually word-fucking a 10 year old boy, poseing as the 'girl of your dreams' or is it you that likes that kinda thing??

[imported_Hollycaust]

lenor made me el oh el irl =.)


ok this comment is ADHD as hell but sometimes i just have to share my brain waves in the form of a http://com entry, im sure you understand

[Lenor]

adderoll, works wonders!!!!

[Anonymous]

I like ephedrine

[Esuohlim]

Did anyone else notice that Lenor just basically said, "For whoever called glowbelly a pedophile...y-you know what? YOU'RE the pedophile! BURN!"

SAY HELLO TO IRONY

[Lenor]

Did that just come flying straight out of your ass? or did you really take the time to think of what you just said?
where the hell did you come up with such a idiotic-non-sensical work of SHIT, that what I wrote made me a pediphile?

Just another clone...


Chojin: they banned that shit! Score yourself some 20mg adderoll's, way better than ephedrine anyday! pure dextromethamphetamine and methamphetamine.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Esuohlim]

In was ironic due to the fact that you said "nobody comes up with decent comebacks" earlier in the same post. DUH

[Lotida]

http://www.yorkville.k12.il.us/bgs/discipline/Image2.gif

[Sajuuk]

I like pie too...

[ProfessorCool]

Oh Sajuuk just where oh where is that LOVELY sig from >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

Awwwww......you thought of me.....I'm touched! Really, I am!!

*KISSES*

:lol

[Lotida]

DITTO!

[thebiggameover]

I'd trade Noob3 for MEATMAN, Mesobe, SMN, Sajuuk, teh_mastar!, Lotida, ArrowX, and thebiggameover.

neat!
:)

[Sajuuk]

I'd trade Noob3 for MEATMAN, Mesobe, SMN, Sajuuk, teh_mastar!, Lotida, ArrowX, and thebiggameover.

Thank you Matt that really made me feel appreciated. :)

[Big Papa Goat]

Lenor makes me sad :(

[MEATMAN]

I'd trade Noob3 for MEATMAN, Mesobe, SMN, Sajuuk, teh_mastar!, Lotida, ArrowX, and thebiggameover.

Did someone call me?

[AChimp]

Noob is a moron. 'Nuff said. >:

[Anonymous]

Ephedrine is banned?

[sadie]

i've heard that pseudoephedrine, like what's found in "dayquil,"makes a somewhat suitable replacement.

[Supafly345]

And this has been the last time I open up this thread.

[Sajuuk]

While you're at it. Can I have some pie?

[ArrowX]

I'm on the list .......

People seem to hate me everywhere I go. Its like I killed someone in front of a group of Christians!

[sadie]

And this has been the last time I open up this thread.
oh, would that this thread were every thread.

[Helm]

Noob isnt exactly a 'little boy', and to the moron who called glow a pediphile, Im sure when you find yourself wandering in the 'single's room' to cyber hump your screen, Hunny, you might just find it surprising that your actually word-fucking a 10 year old boy, poseing as the 'girl of your dreams' or is it you that likes that kinda thing??

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[Matt Harty]

It's funny how 4 of you idiots quoted something I said 3 pages ago. >:

[Dole]

funny haha or funny mundane? :goth

[Lenor]

Yeah Eric, they banned ephedrine because it gives people heart attacks and strokes and they become addicted. It has almost the same checmical make-up of meth, and most meth labs use the stuff to make their products.

[Jeanette X]

Lenor reminds me of the field mice that live in my house. You think you've finally gotten rid of them, and then one day, out of nowhere, they return and leave little mousie turds in your silverware drawer. >:

[Lenor]

Did someone shit in your cornflakes today?

[Jeanette X]

At least the mice only steal the cornflakes. You shit in them. >:

[Anonymous]

Fuck. I fucking hate Americans. I give it two years before we're all required to wear helmets for our own safety, on account of most of us being too stupid to not bash our heads apart on doors.