Tomorrow is a very special day!

[MEATMAN]

Can you guess why?

Hint: It has something to do with me.

[Perndog]

Suicide day!

Congratulations, good buddy! :)

[MEATMAN]

Better 'n that!

[Anonymous]

First date with Brian?

[MEATMAN]

Nope! Better still!

[Anonymous]

Third date with brian?

[MEATMAN]

Better than all of that! Here's another hint: what happens at 7:41 A.M. today?

[mesobe]

thats about the time I cum in your moms hair.

[MEATMAN]

I can see I'm not getting my point across, so I'll say it plainly - February 27, 2004, 7:41 a.m. is the exact moment I turn 18.

Clear enough for you?

[Dole]

And there was I thinking it was going to be the moment of your live, web cammed suicide.

[Dole]

...but, you know, Happy Birthday and everything.

[MEATMAN]

Thanks! No, no suicide, but I will be doing a live multiple murder by beating people to death with a webcam.

[Spectre X]

That would actually look pretty interesting, seeing somone gettin beaten to death from the viewpoint of the weapon.


EDIT: You still suck though.

[pjalne]

I was wanting to do that once, but then I saw a movie that totally stole my idea. >: And it was a really shitty one too. Can't remember which it was, but it might have been Joe's Apartment. It's one thing when you get an idea and then somebody you like suddenly use it (like when Neil Gaiman or others do exactly what you had planned to do), but it REALLY sucks when somebody shit does the same.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Thanks! No, no suicide, but I will be doing a live multiple murder by beating people to death with a webcam.

could you start with mesobe?

[phnompehn]

Dude, what is it with all the kids being born in February '86? I know at least 5 people who just turned 18, including myself.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

count back nine months...May I think...school got out and kids started fucking.

[Supafly345]

Its quite the coincidence that alot of the people that you know are turning your same age and are in the same grade as you isn't it phnompehn? I bet you all just happened to go to kindergarten at the same time and were the same age then as well. What are the odds?

[phnompehn]

count back nine months...May I think...school got out and kids started fucking.

February
January
December
November
October
September
August
July
June

...

Ugh! Those dirty bastards! I was probably conceived in the janitor's closet. Or behind the bleachers.


Its quite the coincidence that alot of the people that you know are turning your same age and are in the same grade as you isn't it phnompehn? I bet you all just happened to go to kindergarten at the same time and were the same age then as well. What are the odds?

Thanks for seeing the obvious irony in my joke. I shall call you, Captain Obvious, leader of the Way Over Your Head Avengers!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

or in the teachers lounge.....

[Supafly345]

Thanks for seeing the obvious irony in my joke. I shall call you, Captain Obvious, leader of the Way Over Your Head Avengers!Your welcome, but take notice that there was no obvious irony in your "joke." There was no irony at all.
Irony would be if you all just turned 18 after always wanting it, but once you arrived wanted nothing but to be under 18 so you could avoid the selective service.

[phnompehn]

Thanks for seeing the obvious irony in my joke. I shall call you, Captain Obvious, leader of the Way Over Your Head Avengers!Your welcome, but take notice that there was no obvious irony in your "joke." There was no irony at all.
Irony would be if you all just turned 18 after always wanting it, but once you arrived wanted nothing but to be under 18 so you could avoid the selective service.

Actually, I did get my SS card. I always thought it was something you actually had to sign up for, though. That and my voter registration. Not like my vote will count. I'm a democrat in Florida.

[Supafly345]

Fascinating. Please, tell more.

[Matt Harty]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEATMAN! :)

[thebiggameover]

happy b day! now i can beat the crap out of you and not go to jail for it!!!!!!!

[Gurlugon]

Go out to war and start smoking. >: