Alchohol and Sex

[FartinMowler]

I only recall one girlfriend that would get quite loose after having a few drinks and was quite fun but others where horrible. Anybody else have similar experiences?

[Matt Harty]

Do you mean girlfriends only, or any girls you get drunk?

I don't see why a gf wouldn't put out anyways. >:

[Terra]

I don't date girls so I'm pretty happy when they keep it all to themselves.

[Rez]

"...dont mix" is the end of that sentence.

[brandinoel]

ever since I dumped my ex I've become a very loose drunk, but I never do anything drunk that I wouldn't want to do sober, alcohol just gives me the "balls" to go after what i want

[Snatchtastic]

Do you mean loose after a few drink as in you just shoved a 40oz bottle of thinderbird in her snatch? Or she had a poon like an astroglide slip'n'slide?

The gushers make you feel like your drowning sometimes.

[Matt Harty]

Fartin does your wife need a few drinks in order for you to get lucky?

[FartinMowler]

she doesn't drink :) I was speaking of past experiences.

[Matt Harty]

So you try to bang her while she's sleeping?

[FartinMowler]

Bang?


I'm getting bored with you guy's :/ It's a nice day outside today :)

[Snatchtastic]

It's raining here :(

[Esuohlim]

HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?

[FartinMowler]

HEY FARTINMOWLER, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY WHERE YOU'RE A DONKEY, ONLY YOU'RE THE BACK END OF THE DONKEY, AND DURING THE PLAY THE KID WHO PLAYS THE FRONT END FARTS IN YOUR FACE?

I went to the same school as Micheal J Fox and I had the same drama teacher. My sister sat behind him through school. I never was in a play :/ I kept skipping class because I thought drama was gay :)

[Esuohlim]

So your sister knew him personally? That rules. :(

I know someone who knows someone who has cousin that went to the same school as Robin Williams. :eek Not while he was there though. :(

[FartinMowler]

I met him a few times :/ he drove a beetle in high school and they said he had to sit on a phone book :lol to drive. He was good friends with my sister and my brother-in-law. They think he got Parkinsons from filming in certain location in B.C. (probably some where they dumped PCBs) >:

[Snatchtastic]

Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix went to my high school.

And theres a painting of UNICRON on the wall. :eek

[glowbelly]

drunk sex can be fun, but when it gets to the point when the only time you will have sex is when you are drunk, well, that's bad.

thankfully i'm over that part of my life and enjoy monogomous sober sex. :)

[theapportioner]

Uh, Michael Chiklis and Jay Leno went to my high school... this is very relevant to the thread topic, yes.

[glowbelly]

i went to an all girls catholic highschool, so while i didn't share my education with anyone famous, i did get to see a lot of hot tail in plaid skirts and knee socks.

[FartinMowler]

In a way it is relevant because sometimes drunk girls babble and giggle even sometimes vomit on the bed and then the thing that you where originally going to do get's sidetracked :/

[The Retro Kat]

I went to my friends house once and he was having sex with this one chick i used to date. It turns out he got her drunk and she raped him.

[Terra]

She raped him??

Is that possible?

Question;

Do you guys get hard if your being "raped"? I figured you would if you were "seduced." But raped?

[theapportioner]

I guess it must've been with a strap-on.

[da blob]

You might be willing to consider the reason why they got drunk to begin with. Behaviour when drunk mainly depends on the answer.

[Cap'n Crunch]

My aunt went to the same school as Will Smith and then he left in the middle of the year because he was Fresh Prince then. :lol She sat next to him in Math or something. :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

"Lone Starr, I am your father's brother's uncle's neice's daughter's cousin's roommate."

"And that makes us...?"

"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become"

[The One and Only...]

Well... my uncle's pseudo-girlfriend was pretty loose when she had some alcohol... I think she wanted me to have sex with her daughter. :/

[Terra]

Well... my uncle's pseudo-girlfriend was pretty loose when she had some alcohol... I think she wanted me to have sex with her daughter. :/

I hear the alcoholic mind can be fuzzy on details.

Just make sure it wasn't the dog she wanted you to have sex with.

[The One and Only...]

She wasn't drunk. Trust me. It would take a lot to get her drunk.

[Supafly345]

Terra is on a roll today. Watch out! Unprevoked, unsupported, unoriginal taunting is her specialty- and she is ruthless with it.

[Terra]

Terra is on a roll today. Watch out! Unprevoked, unsupported, unoriginal taunting is her specialty- and she is ruthless with it.

Yeah.

But I only unsupportedly and unoriginally taunt assholes that throw the first punch to me. OAO's wasn't unprovoked. I was only stating a well known fact about alcoholics and hoping he wasn't going to buy the "daughter theory."

Otherwise, it's Sunday. The day of payback. :/

[Skulhedface]

Alcohol, I've noticed, seems to exponentially increase sexual intercourse.

What I want to know is...

Why is it you always hear about the guy who got drunk and screwed the proverbial pooch, or the girl that got whacked out of her head and did the mailman, but you NEVER hear about the reverse? Don't ugly people get drunk and say "I can't believe I banged Katie Holmes!!"

[Perndog]

No one talks to ugly people so they don't have audiences for their stories. And if they find someone to listen, they won't be believed.

[glowbelly]

you're a lonely man, arent ya pern?