Anyone up for some bathroom poetry?

[ultra perfect cell]

I read some funny bathroom poetry on a site called www.funnyjunk.com and I would like to spread it. Here's one.

"Here I sit, I'm at a loss
Trying to shit out taco sauce
And as I sit, I hope and pray
That I don't blow my ass away!

Hope you liked that, because there's more where that came from!

[Gurlugon]

MEATMAN better praise this shit, after what you did in his thread. :/

[ultra perfect cell]

Here's another.

"You are lucky
That you had your chance
I tried to fart
And shit my pants!"

[Terra]

Good poetry is like, SO hard to find anymore.

[Emu]

SHUT. UP.

[MEATMAN]

Click Here! (http://www.fartfarm.com/SONG_.wav)

[MEATMAN]

Click Here Too! (http://www.fartfarm.com/bakedbean.wav)

[Drew Katsikas]

SHUT. UP.

Emu should be to Terra what camacazio was to Pee Wee.

[drumaster]

here I sit so lonely hearted
came to shit but only farted :/

[Mike]

They paint these stalls to cover my pen
But the shit-house poet has struck again!

[drumaster]

there is one really dumb one in my schools bathroom that reads "go to school high, take the test high, get high scores" :/

[Emu]

SHUT. UP.

Emu should be to Terra what camacazio was to Pee Wee.

Actually i was kind of talking to everyone in this thread. :(

[Dole]

Jesus Christ....has it really come to this??

[Cosmo Electrolux]

down by the old mill tree
she showed her thing to me
it was furry and black
and she called it her crack
but it looked like a manhole to me

[Matt Harty]

UPC and Meatman were made for each other. :rolleyes

[Mike]

UPC, which state are you from?

[ultra perfect cell]

Pennsylvania.