What sort of animal would you be and why?

[mesobe]

I would be a sloth because I could be so lazy moss would grow on me.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I would be a human, so i can use a computer to type "Shut the fuck up, mesobe"

[Cap'n Crunch]

I would be a dog because they get to go business where ever they *want*!

[mesobe]

I would be a dog because they get to go business where ever they *want*!

yes man! and its also someone elses problem.

good call.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Shut the fuck up, mesobe

Amazing isn't it?

[mesobe]

go drink another perrier. I heard you the first time.

[Cap'n Crunch]

HEY MESOBE POST AFTER THIS IF YOU ARE A FAGGOT.

[ScruU2wice]

Shut the fuck up, mesobe

that's preemptive

[mesobe]

wow... its the chicken pecking phenomenon (how smart are chickens, btw?)

[Cap'n Crunch]

MESOBE IS NOW KNOWN AS "OFFICIAL FAGGOT".

[mesobe]

OH FUCK!!!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Rick Moranis really looks like he doesn't want to be your avatar, mesobe.

[mesobe]

thats tomfoolery. complete hogwash, frasier.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

http://www.cova.ca/archives/junk/helm.jpg[/img]]HELP! THIS IS WORSE TORMENT THAN HONEY I SHRUNK THE AUDIENCE!!!!

[mesobe]

oh, fraiser. Your such a clever radio host.

[ScruU2wice]

I see that my "remove mesobe's avatar" bill is gaining support. A few more sessions and I believe that I think I will have gained all the votes I need to pass my injunction.

[mesobe]

OH NO!!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Oh I can never accept compiments from a madman that shoots babies, nor do I accept American Express for your donations.

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[mesobe]

The only donation id be making to you would be a swift kick to your pompus ass

[Jixby Phillips]

I would just be plain old jixby phillips!

[Mike]

I would be a lion. Lions don't have to do anything but eat and sleep and have sex with a harem of lionesses. And they live in places with warm sunshine.

[Command Prompt]

The land of ******s and aids

[Jixby Phillips]

maybe i';d be a doggie with nice owners :)

[MEATMAN]

What made you assume I was human to begin with?

[Jixby Phillips]

you're so weird and crazy :eek

[mesobe]

hes a big glob of talking meat paste

[ArrowX]

I would be bigfoot so all i would do is walk around and shreik at people like mad thn beat them to death with my meaty fists

[Matt Harty]

I would be a cheetah. :)

[mesobe]

Id blast Matt with a 9mm rifle and use his cheetah hide for gitch

[Matt Harty]

I bet. :)

[Flynn]

I would be a scorpion, making my home in people's shoes during the night, and stinging the humans dead in the morning. Then I would laugh a scorpion laugh, and clack my claws together to spell out, "Ha Ha, guess you should have checked your shoes, bitch."

[Mike]

No you wouldn't.

[Sajuuk]

I would be a hermit crab.

[ArrowX]

I wanna be a bear then if people got in my way I could Maul them and let them live forever Hideously disfigured :lol

[mesobe]

that happens when a bear chews on your head like a lolipop.

[slavemason]

http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/arthropoda/uniramia/odonata/dragonfly.jpg
That's right, Dragonfly! I'm sick of being a mammal. ZOOM!

[Flynn]

On second thought, maybe I wouldn't want to be a scorpion. I think I'd want to be a Blue Whale. They're supposed to have the largest penis of any animal on earth.

[mesobe]

dreaming of a larger penis eh?

[Flynn]

Yes.

[LegoLars]

I would like to thank these great people for making this wonderful thread come true:

Mr. mesobe
Mr. Ghost of Fraiser

Mr. Cap'n Crunch
Mr. ScruU2wice
Mr. Jixby Phillips
Mr. Mike
Mr. El Mariachi

Mr. MEATMAN
Mr. Matt Harty
Mr. Flynn

Mr. Sajuuk

Mr. slavemason

and last, but not least, myself for even bother to post in it.

Thank you.