Wreck and Danno... Better then a Mini-mock!!!

[Rev. Danno]

Wreck and I are gonna hang out! Hope I at least get to second base!

[Jixby Phillips]

does anybody even know who wreck is on this board anymore?

[Emu]

I'm not sure who Rev. Danno is :(

[Triad-Brother Choi]

Thank you, Emu, for your helpful & interesting noobite contribution, but if you haven't noticed the adults* are talking now, & you would kindly be silent from now on.

Your Triad Friend,
Choi.


*Adult is synonymous with alcoholic, right?

[Emu]

you're welcome

[sadie]

make sure you get his confession before proceeding with any potential petting.

[AChimp]

Maybe he'll take pictures of YOUR weiner. :O

[Rev. Danno]

Envy does not suit you well my little monkey...
Wreck and I ha a hell of a time, I found out he is a bit like who I am off life, and I entertained him with stories of my travels before I-mockery, and all of the things that happened between my times of posting and not... We had a hell of a time... Oh yeah... East coast mockers suck, and Canadians are stupid heads... And um need more drink... I didn't even get to first base, but I did get to see Wreck's Ninja Shoes, and learned all sorts of cool stuff about other people on the site... Oh, aperantly me and Jixby would get along in real life... and we agree that Old schoolers rule, and the new kids suck... and achimp will be a Virgin FOR-EV-ER... Also protoclown knows how to take one (in the Mouth, if you know what i mean) for the team...
Plus I got to show him two of the bars I frequent on a daily basis...
I must go outside and smoke at least 4 cigarettes...
Oh, and Choi... Thank you for recodnizing me as an elder statesmen of I-mockery, and as the drunk I deservire to thought as...

[Esuohlim]

I haven't seen a Wreck post in a while.

ANYWHERE. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

His computor has been broken, I don't know if he fixed it yet. Every time I see him on AIM the conversation usually ends with "AW FUCK I gotta restart" and he doesn't come back :eek

[wreckreation]

U FAGS >:

My computer sucks :(
I am too lazy to get a new one but i am slowly fixing it.
so since this worked out so well...
Jixby: we need to schedule you another visit to red robin pdx
willie too. the whole "gang". we can have "fun".
oh yeah somebody special has a big time crush on max burbank :love :love :love

[Jixby Phillips]

EVERYBODY WATCH SATURDAYNIGHT LIVE SATURDAY :lol

[Rev. Danno]

Yeah max makes me feel special... Down there...
http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W-96A096/images3.deviantart.com/i/2004/10/1/4/Wreck_and_Danno.jpg
Here's me and Wreck...
For the larger version
http://www.deviantart.com/view/5613169/

[imported_Hollycaust]

i just wanna add that im proud ppl have embraced the tools of photoshop contrasting

[Emu]

Nobody likes you

[Cap'n Crunch]

Holy shit, Jeanette really does look like a girl version of Wreck. :eek

[Hobo Renee]

You assholes better not move before September or else I'm gonna be all alone.

[Rev. Danno]

What? Hobo may come up here? Not sure what you'd do if you wanted to hang out with me besides wait till the bars close...
I'm kidding... No need to fear, Unlike when wreck came up here, I dobt the NW mockers group will all move away (me to PHX, and Burdock to the east coast, and Hell if I know what happed to Emma and Dr. Juno).
So just keep me posted on any plans to visit the Portland Metro area... That goes for all mockers, who don't suck that is...

[wreckreation]

i just wanna add that im proud ppl have embraced the tools of photoshop contrasting

DUDE! we live in the NW. that IS contrasted!

[sadie]

i've heard the coast of oregon is a cool place to live.

[Rev. Danno]

Yes it is... you should visit... EVEYONE should visit... I'll let ya'll sleep in my fromt room, or on my spare futon... I'll by ya'll drinks... I want a full scale NW Mock meet before next dec.

[Jixby Phillips]

Wreck is the child of Bud Cort and Marty Feldman :lol

[Hobo Renee]

Yeah, I'm going to be living in Olympia at Evergreen State come Fall. Willie and I will have to start a motorcycle gang or something.

[wreckreation]

Danno and I are best friends now :)
:love We went drinking a lot and played ddr in memory of chojin :(
we also ate french fries.
more updates soon.

[Anonymous]

TSUGARU

[Jixby Phillips]

hey chojin nice name what was "TODD" taken haha THAT shut him up

[Anonymous]

uh huh well what about that FREAK in your avatar, ohhhh sorry its from your family picture frame well you might want to get a haircut or something buddy!! maybe something that covers your FACE!!! :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

is this my newbie beatdown :eek :eek :eek

[wreckreation]

F U NEWBS >:

[sadie]

where are the pictures? >:

[Rev. Danno]

No more pictures yet, I'm going to call wreck later, and see what he's up to tonight. I didn't play DDR because I didn't want to get laughed at by all the 15 y/o's waiting in line. Also if I did play I wanted to get Pics to send to Yocky, and post here... We need surrounding people from I-mockery to come visit... Or come back to the NW...

[Hobo Renee]

"So many fans, so many friends."-Ill Mitch (www.illmitch.com

[executioneer]

hay guyts i just washed my car i am ready for a adventure :(

-willie

[MrAdventure]

sorry guys i cant go my bicycle has a flat (my brother did it on purpose i swear)

[Rev. Danno]

WILLY! (in an alf like voice), come down to PDX, and hang w/ me and wreck!

[executioneer]

okay send me a PM or email or something w/details we don't want any JERKS to spoil it (wink wink)

-willie

[executioneer]

*cough coughg*

[Rev. Danno]

Willy, meet me and Wreck at the Basement of the Allamo...
It will be cool...
I swear...
I hope no tries to meet us there...
Also if you want to do something talk to Wreck, my scedual is open all the time, and he's going to school, he's the man to talk to...

[executioneer]

okay just remember i'm bad at talking :x

-willie

[sspadowsky]

Wreck looks like the serial killer from the original Dirty Harry movie. :(

[Rev. Danno]

More Wreck and Danno Adventures.....
Last night I had my house warming party w/ my roomate.
I didn't invite anyone except my cousin who herd me telling Wreck about it over the phone. What the plan was, when it was about 10:30-11:pm Wreck and I were going to take off and go to a cooler party, one W/ a Tex-mex theme and A Mech. Bull. Anyway, we didn't get away from myroomates lameass party until about Midnight...
Bull was gone! But I did meet Wrecks Friend (Lorile???)Who is the woman w/ Wreck in the Photo, she won the Bull riding comp., and she thinks Zombies, and H.P. Lovecraft are the shiznit... So she's cool in my book. There were othewr fun people there as well... Most were cool...
Oh yeah, I taught Wreck how to make Turkish Coffee the other night...http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6266754_l.jpg
Pokethulu
http://www.yog-sothoth.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=getit&lid=93
Collect Call of Cthulhu
http://www.mindspring.com/~michaelreaves/Cthulhu.pdf
Cthulhu Vs. Bambi
http://www.phobos-deimos.com/Cthulhu/Bambi_vs_Cthulhu.swf
Ok, those are for Wreck to pass on to his friend...

[AChimp]

Wreck looks like a taller, anorexic Elijah Wood. :O

[Protoclown]

Also protoclown knows how to take one (in the Mouth, if you know what i mean) for the team...

YOU DAMN RIGHT, DANNO! :love

[ziggytrix]

is wreck one of those people whose eyes always photograph as red, or is he just a vessel for evil?

[Anonymous]

good pictures
danno has cool glasses

[Rev. Danno]

Thanks doopa...
Yes, Wreck is a Vessle of Evil, that's why we get along so well...

[mburbank]

Waitaminute now, who has a crush on me? 'Cause if it one of you guys, my wife says I'm nowhere near put together enough for the whole Gay thang even with my metrosexual new glasses.

But if it's some drop dead gorgeous woman more than a few years younger than me, my wife says she couldn't be happier for me.

It's probably a dead philipino guy, though. Stoey of my life. The one with the crush on me always turns out to be a dead philipino guy.

[executioneer]

I'M SORRY I DIDNT COME DOWN :( I'VE BEEN QUITE UNRELIABLE LATELY :(

-willie

[Rev. Danno]

Max you can come vist us anytime,
Well show you Portland nowdays,
Introduce you to hot girls who like science,
and Bitch about how much of a bitch David Cross is...
You know you want to...
Chojin should come as well...
Ok Right here and now...
West coast is willing to trade Mr. Adventure, and NW newbs for
Burbank & Chojin.
You can even keep Agent Burdock, and we'll throw in Miss Emma, and Dr. Juno. I'd be willing to annex the SW states to the east Coast, And all Mockers in southern California (ok, we keep Jixby, Hobo) You can Have McClain.

[Anonymous]

WHAT A DRAFT PICK! BY GAWD!

[Supafly345]

Wreck looks like a taller, anorexic Elijah Wood. :OMore like a broken Eric Foreman.

[Hobo Renee]

And all Mockers in southern California (ok, we keep Jixby, Hobo)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I DO NOT LIVE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you though.

[Rev. Danno]

I know, that's why we would get to keep you and Jixby...

[Hobo Renee]

Oh, gotcha ;)

[mburbank]

I would love to come out to Portland, though I'm sure it's changed somewhat in the 23 years since I was last there.

I may actually be there in about a year, as it's my Grandmnother in Law's 90'th birthday.

I should warn you though, that my body no longer tolerates the kind of abuse I lavished on it when I was a lad, so for the most part I'd have to sit on the sidelines and shoot the video.

[Rev. Danno]

We allways need some one to operate the camera, Fluff, and get more lube...
Just kidding, But it would be rad for hang out w/ you for an afternoon, If you wound't mind Rev.Danno picking your brain. Plus I just want to get photos of as many mockers as possable... Blah, blah, blah... Kick It Ol' Skool style!

[executioneer]

:(

[Rev. Danno]

Oh willy, you know I love you too...
http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6412836_l.jpg
me and Wreck tonight...
http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6412907_l.jpg

[mburbank]

I think Wreck looks like a slightly strung out Tobey McGuire.

And Rev Danno looks like Proto + Sex. Hey proto! Lets do an episode where you go to Portnald and take Rev's place to get some sex with drunken ex-girlfriends, but it all goes hillariously wrong and we all have a laugh over Penecillin and then the camera freezes as the credits roll!

[kellychaos]

Wreck needs a sleave of Blink 182-esque tatoos to complete the look.

[executioneer]

enchanted forest !

[Rev. Danno]

I like to think of Wreck and I as the Bizarro world version of Proto, and -RoG-...

[Rev. Danno]

http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6571062_l.jpg
Ok, Tonight...
Danno get trashed and shows Wreck and his HOT friend Liea (who's a really hot Jewish girl) his pole danceing act, Wreck poses for a SEXY photo, and Leia , and Danno Bond over the fact they are both wearing the same T-shirt... Not pictured, Leia and Wreck fucking w/ a shopping cart, and Wreck and Danno picking up on the same girl at a Bar...
PS... How Does max Know that all my EX's are drunken women of a trampy nature? You could pull off the Danno impersonation Proto...

I edited this because of some of the stuff I wrote was really Creepy, and I was wicked drunk when I wrote it...

[AChimp]

If you do her from behind, you could even pretend that she IS a 15-year-old boy. :O

[wreckreation]

just so long as your roommate doesn't get sarah.
more pictures tonight! TUBE

[Rev. Danno]

Ummm... Chimpy, thay's kinda what I was talking about...

[Protoclown]

Max, your idea made me laugh.

And I thought that Rog and I WERE the bizarro versions of Rog and me.

[AChimp]

Ummm... Chimpy, thay's kinda what I was talking about...

My inexperience shows, huh? :(

WHERE ARE MY NERDY GIRL PICS? >:

[Rev. Danno]

HAHA tricked you chimp...
No, I'll see what I can do...
Um, and what I said to Wreck a couple posts back was just me being an ass... I'm not really like that. But I do feel that Wreck and I are the Bizzaro versions of Proto, and -RoG-...
Here's more from that night...
http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6641562_l.jpg

[Jixby Phillips]

I LUV LEAH

[Rev. Danno]

Tonight Wreck, Leah, Myyself, & leah's friend all hung out...
Um, Wreck I remember you and Leah telling me a bit back that I'd like that girl... I'm a bit insulted... What a crazy bitch... Ruined my night, almost as bad as when I found out that I had lost my ID...

[Anonymous]

That's why you have to work on your clotheslines.

[Max Burbank Jr.]

Man, you guys sure don't hide fagottry too well around here.
Is that how ya' do it on the east coast?

[Rev. Danno]

Found my ID, it was stuck to a credit card (the night before I was at a crappy bar w/ my friend Violet, and the bastards at the bar some how got soda, or something sticky on my Credit card, when I put it in my wallet my ID stuck to it), I did have it last night when Wreck, Leah, and I were at the Tube. I feel dumb.

[Rev. Danno]

http://i.myspace.com/74/44/1214447/6870221_l.gif
Tonight we went out...
Wreck, Leah, and Myself.
We teased Wreck, Leah and I pretended to be hot for each other in A bar, and we all acted creepy.
We had a goal, did some research, and met our goal...
What our goal was we can not tell.
And I was informed tonight by a woman that she could easyly insert her whole fist into my Anus, they call it fisting or so I am told.
I must sleep, I'm drunk as shit right now...