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FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:39 AM
I was thinking about this because I am going away on a trip for a while and last night I had this weird dream that I woke up and was told that this was my last day on earth. You have to take into a count that you can't just do anything, it has to be within reason.

Anyway this is my last day and I will be back in a few months (depending on how busy my job is). Bye!!

Dole
Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:45 AM
wankfest

Anonymous
Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:51 AM
Anyway this is my last day and I will be back in a few months (depending on how busy my job is). Bye!!

Uh huh. I'll be on the lookout for your next character.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:52 AM
The only thoughts I had was to spend time doing fun stuff with the family and it would be cool to play at the Friday night jam at a pub but my last day would probably be on a Monday. ): (emoticons are not working)

Moderators can see my IP right? so it wouldn't matter if I made a new character...I am going away tomorrow.

Anonymous
Mar 3rd, 2004, 11:56 AM
It would matter, as it would demonstrate yet another time that you tried to sheepishly go back on your word. Plus, another character means that I get to send you packing for good.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:03 PM
Jerking a chain and going back on ones word are two different things. I will be going to Florida tomorrow. quit changing the subject Boogie.

Supafly345
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:07 PM
Come on fartin, why don't you test the system? Show us that you won't be intimidated anymore. Go ahead and create MowinFarter, stick it to the man. You will always be respected as someone that won't take no guff from stupid teenagers.

Anonymous
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:11 PM
Jerking a chain and going back on ones word are two different things. I will be going to Florida tomorrow. quit changing the subject Boogie.

I'm changing the subject because the original subject isn't worth anyone's time.

You said you weren't coming back to the boards, and ye did. But you did it as a character. Now, your best explanation is, "hey guys, I was only kidding, heh heh."

SMN
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:17 PM
I'd sit and wait for my inevitable end.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:34 PM
Boogie you act like you are older than me...Lighten up and have fun. Like this thread and you they could be taken seriously or with a bit of humour.

mesobe
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:41 PM
what a bitter beer face

Supafly345
Mar 3rd, 2004, 12:51 PM
Boogie you act like you are older than me...Lighten up and have fun. Like this thread and you they could be taken seriously or with a bit of humour.I loved this, I loved that you actually posted it. Its so cute how you hade no idea you were setting yourself up... awww.

Perndog
Mar 3rd, 2004, 01:07 PM
Does anyone else see the irony in that statement when coming from someone who likes to accuse others of immaturity?

It's not acting older, dude. It's being too sick of you to make an effort at humor anymore.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 02:54 PM
Screw all of you unless you pay a mortgage two car payments also insurance and run your own business or go to work everyday and feed two kids and a wife and can wake up with a smile and a sense of humour then you can talk about maturity. Oh, and if Boogie bans anybody when I am away then I am the Characters Meatman/Lenor/Perndog and anybody that is annoying.

BAPE
Mar 3rd, 2004, 02:55 PM
ya this fartin mowler guy really sucks [size=1pssst good job guys lets all attack him he is our ticket to the top we will get ahead around here stick with me and you guys will be vets in no time[/size]

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:05 PM
Bape is Boogie...

Perndog
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:08 PM
Okay, you were just irritating before but putting me in the same category as meatman and lenor really pisses me off. >:

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:11 PM
See I'm really Perndog and I am just saying that to trick you guy's.

Cosmo Electrolux
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:29 PM
ban him boogie....just do it and be done with it.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:41 PM
Ban me on what grounds? For being harassed for a year and on a boring Wednesday try and perk up some fun conversation. I'm going to be laying on a beach in a few day's so ban me all you want.

kellychaos
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:43 PM
You said you weren't coming back to the boards, and ye did. But you did it as a character. Now, your best explanation is, "hey guys, I was only kidding, heh heh."

Yeah the old "I'm going to be gone for a while but actually I'm not 'cause I'm going to be monitoring the boards to see what y'all say about me" plan is much more believable ... and lots more people will take the opportunity to respond to this clever ploy. :)

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 03:49 PM
I'm going to Florida!!!!!I havn't had a vacation in 8 years and I will take my kids to Disney land and relax. After I get back in a month I will be working and might have time to play on the puter but maybe not. I did pretend to quit a few times but that was mainly because I was bored with the board.

Rez
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:05 PM
Ban me on what grounds? .

fuck grounds, lets just ban you.

you never really pissed me off before but this "im older and pay mortgages" crap is so fucking whiny you may AS WELL leave.

kellychaos
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:08 PM
I'm going to Florida!!!!!I havn't had a vacation in 8 years and I will take my kids to Disney land and relax.

'Cause dat's war all da reely cute 8 year-olds boys go.

Anonymous
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:09 PM
I like fartinmowler because he was a good sport about me making fun of him. And because he gave me a link to a neat music site.

But yeah. Being totally whiny, dude. Just admit it.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:10 PM
must piss you off that I pay the mortgage , bastards all us responsible type people.

Rez
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:10 PM
you cant relax in disneyland, especially not with kids. everything in that place is equvalent to a mental assault/rape of horrible shit.

kids make it even worse. >:

Anonymous
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:12 PM
My dad pays the mortgage too, but I don't see him making characters on here.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:13 PM
I'm afraid of rides...especially rollercoasters and things that go fast that I have no control of.

Rez
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:15 PM
must piss you off that I pay the mortgage , bastards all us responsible type people.

no, it's that you list it as some sort of qualification and something to point out why youre somehow better.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:16 PM
Chojin I'm sure you keep your dad is a bit older than me and might not have endless hours to while away because he is On call and paid to stay at home.

kellychaos
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:17 PM
Get off my lawn! >:

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:19 PM
I'm not better than anyone and I will kinda miss some of you.

Matt Harty
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:21 PM
Well nobody will miss you, so why would you come back?

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:23 PM
just to piss you off.

Matt Harty
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:24 PM
When have you ever pissed someone off?

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:25 PM
Do a search

kellychaos
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:26 PM
Close that door! I'm not heating the outside. >:

Rongi
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:27 PM
I like fartin.

Hell, I'd have fartin over kelly any day

Rez
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:30 PM
Do a search

now you dun said sumptin funny.
you couldnt do that before? >:

fartin over kelly any day as well, but kelly just pops in and is retarded. fartin's being retarded *and* trying to validate himself.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:31 PM
Thanks Rongi. I went and got some tunes that you and Bobo and even Royal suggested for my trip.

kellychaos
Mar 3rd, 2004, 04:40 PM
How can you justify being retarded? I just am.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 05:08 PM
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/Dsc00376.jpg


I bought this at Walmart for my trip because my car doesn't have Cd player. $180 bucks canadian. Play's DVD/Mpeg/vcd/jpeg/ and cds.

Drew Katsikas
Mar 3rd, 2004, 06:48 PM
Fartin's a decent guy. Never did anything wrong. :)

Perndog
Mar 3rd, 2004, 06:55 PM
Disneyland is in California, dorks. Walt Disney World is in Florida.

mesobe
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:02 PM
shut the fuck up, porn dog. no one gives a shit

Perndog
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:13 PM
Call me back after you make your first worthwhile post. Then I'll pay attention when you pick on mine.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:25 PM
Perndog is a presumptuous fart. All I can say is "Tommyrot" and I find your peremptory remarks obstreperous. :/

mesobe
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:29 PM
Call me back after you make your first worthwhile post. Then I'll pay attention when you pick on mine.

well you paid enough attention to respond to my post. douchebag

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:32 PM
well you paid enough attention to respond to my post. douchebag


:newbie

sadie
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:42 PM
how much is $180 canadian dollars in american dollars? and do the people in quebec use canadian "dollars" too, or are they offended 'cause it's not "french" enough? and the thing that i dislike the most about you, fartin, is that you're so concerned about people not liking you. it's stupid, and it radiates through everything you do here.

bigtimecow
Mar 3rd, 2004, 07:59 PM
Screw all of you unless you pay a mortgage two car payments also insurance and run your own business or go to work everyday and feed two kids and a wife and can wake up with a smile and a sense of humour then you can talk about maturity. Oh, and if Boogie bans anybody when I am away then I am the Characters Meatman/Lenor/Perndog and anybody that is annoying.
now i know how the baptist church feels.
BAHZING

soundtest
Mar 3rd, 2004, 08:16 PM
how much is $180 canadian dollars in american dollars? and do the people in quebec use canadian "dollars" too, or are they offended 'cause it's not "french" enough?

It's about $135 US. Yea, here in Quebec they use Canadian currency too. iirc when separation was a big issue, the seperatists wanted Quebec to be recognized as its own country yet still use Canadian currency. :lol

Have a good trip Fartin.

FartinMowler
Mar 3rd, 2004, 09:24 PM
thing that i dislike the most about you, fartin, is that you're so concerned about people not liking you. it's stupid, and it radiates through everything you do here.


To be honest Sadie for the first while when I read your post's I didn't like you :/ but I do now after a few post's that I read so go figure. I'm not stupid and I don't radiate but I do have feelings and enjoy trying to entertain and irritate at the same time.

sadie
Mar 3rd, 2004, 10:40 PM
doh. i didn't call you stupid. and you do radiate {}. and whether you like me or not makes no difference to me.

ArrowX
Mar 4th, 2004, 12:24 AM
you cant relax in disneyland, especially not with kids. everything in that place is equvalent to a mental assault/rape of horrible shit.


That is the Truest statement EVER i wntto Diseny land and was draged into one of those Gay Street show thing and the Actor guy kept callin me Harry Potter because i wouldn't say anything I was about to snap and smoke that fag in the groin. I swear to god he was the only ninteyfour pound 32 year old i've ever seen.

jin
Mar 4th, 2004, 06:50 AM
Have a good trip fartin, I hope you and your family all enjoy yourselves. ;>

FartinMowler
Mar 4th, 2004, 08:35 AM
Thanks Jin and Soundtest and the other nice replies... :) I got delayed again a day and will go tomorrow :/ the people that agreed to take care of the dog are busy today. I'm am nervous driving so far it's going to be cool.

Matt Harty
Mar 4th, 2004, 12:07 PM
Are you going to Disney World?

FartinMowler
Mar 4th, 2004, 12:51 PM
Ya, I didn't think I need to clarify that :/ I was told to go to Epcot universal studio's and the Magic kingdom but skip the animal kingdom. I only have two day's there so I know we won't see much :/

Perndog
Mar 4th, 2004, 02:13 PM
How old are your kids? Skip Magic Kingdom too if they're over 10 years old. Unless you really want to ride Splash Mountain and Space Mountain, I guess.

Matt Harty
Mar 5th, 2004, 11:18 AM
I'd honestly rather have gone to Busch Gardens than any of Disney, Universal, or Sea World.

I just expected more rides than shows. I thought they'd have top of the line shows and expensive effects everywhere. I hope it gets hit by a hurricane.

You either need to be really young or really old to enjoy the place. Otherwise it's waiting in line, watching a gay movie and going on a gay ride. Then you get off acting like it was fun so your family doesn't get depressed for spending so much money for park hoppers.

Spooky
Mar 5th, 2004, 11:49 AM
hey guys whats going on in this thread