Jesus loves you

[ItalianStereotype]

this much (http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html)

[Mike]

"Jesus wants us to be hot for Him"

:lol

[soundtest]

:lol

I lost it at Habu's Corner.

[Big Papa Goat]

I liked the atheist =D

[ItalianStereotype]

I laughed so hard at the Halloween section that my roommate pissed on himself and vomited on the floor. he's also got the plague or summin.

[ProfessorCool]

I couldn't even get passed "The "z" is for "zealousness"" without laughing.

http://objective.jesussave.us/lambuelmaze.gif

The temptation of LIPS :lol

[ScruU2wice]

"Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?"


:lol


Edit: Does anybody else notice the Professor Giraffenstein has a jewish name :eek

[Matt Harty]

BAH I DON'T BELIEVE IN ANYTHING, I'M STAYING HOME ON SUNDAY


Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament!

Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.

Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card stock, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape.

[ScruU2wice]

[center:6f487f1991]WARNING
If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.[/center:6f487f1991]

[Emu]

You guys know this is a joke site, right? :lol

[The One and Only...]

The giraffe is the best.

[ScruU2wice]

You guys know this is a joke site, right? :lol

SECULAR LIES!!!

[AChimp]

http://objective.jesussave.us/johnbaptist.jpg
"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

:lol

[Anonymouse]

Mmmm Lambuel looks edible. Some nice lamb chops wouldn't hurt.

[mesobe]

why the fuck would Ruby the Lioness want to fuck that frail little lamb? She would go feral on his ass saturday night then ask for fogiveness in church the next morning.

[mesobe]

Everyone loves candy, but it doesn't really provide nourishment - for the body or the soul. Instead of handing out candy to the trick-or-treaters, why not give them something a little meatier? Why not give them Bible tracts!

mmmm!! sounds de-licious!

[Ninjavenom]

No shit, Emu. Kanga-Jew and the answer to the T-Rex question didn't give it away?

[Dr. V]

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew! OMG THAT BLEW ME AWAY!

[The Anon]

Heh heh...fuckin A!

[Drev]

Heh heh...fuckin A!

You. I hate you already. >:

[Big McLargehuge]

[center:5f3064e139]What is Black and White and Red all over?

The Bible! We can read it's facts in black and white
and it's red with the blood that Jesus spilled
on the Cross because of His Love for us![/center:5f3064e139]

[Schimid]

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidzart-meandjesuslaffing.png

Avatar, right there.

[Jixby Phillips]

hahah check this site out too its grteat

www.jesusdressup.com

[Drev]

Introducing....

THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!


JESUS AND THE PIRATE!

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidzart-jle.jpg

[Skulhedface]

"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!


So, the real message here is, allowing yourself to be crucified is cool?

[bigtimecow]

http://www.angelfire.com/ok5/adamsmind/habu.jpg
rofl

[Helm]

Yes.

[Emu]

thank you for doing what everybody else did

[bigtimecow]

you are so very welcome