message from the grave!!!

[george]

http://www.civilization.ca/tresors/treasure/images/143_1c.gif

Hola amigos. Hago no kow si usted me recuerda, pero soy chico de jersey padre muerto. He venido de la tumba a decir ese Caos de Kelly es un vagabundo mudo. ¡SÃ* al vagabundo mudo! !!!

[glowbelly]

i can't stop fucking crying, so i will come in here and blame it on the mexican who shot habenero hot sauce into my eyes.

[george]

Amo glowbelly. Su gas huele como rosas.

¿Por qué hermana pequeña tan triste? Yo le cantaré una canción a del infierno para vitorear su eys mojado y secar el alma marchitada.

[george]

http://www.whatreallyhappened.com/ARTICLE5/hitler.jpg

Mein Freund hat hier in Hölle gesagt, daß Sie irgendeinen cheering auf Fräulein glowbelly brauchen dürften. Wird nackt werden und wird eine Polka tanzen?

[glowbelly]

:lol

[Protoclown]

JEWS :(

[mburbank]

Scratch a jew, find an anti-semite. Self hatred is work, y'all. On the other hand, find me Jew who likes being out of work and I'll find you a folksy saying about it that sounds good but is really just a Fiddler on the Roof quote.

[Protoclown]

OMG, JEW CRAZY!! :lol ;) :love

[kellychaos]

He venido de la tumba a decir ese Caos de Kelly es un vagabundo mudo. ¡SÃ* al vagabundo mudo! !!!

<rimshot> :lol ... :rolleyes <sigh> Jeesh! You're boorishness crosses the language barrier. This bit of entertainment comes courtesy of the availability of free internet translators and a marginal ability to use google. And for my next act ...


http://www.schedler.org/images/head-up-ass.jpg

[Protoclown]

I'll just tell you in plain english how much you suck.

[kellychaos]

I'll just tell you in plain english how much you suck.

Et pour vous -> :meat

[mburbank]

BOY NAMED KELLY! I'd been witholding judgement, but two follow up an accusation of Boorishness with that tawdry, tired, overused, never very funny in the first place graphic... sad, sad, worldcrushingly sad.

And PLEASE don't say you meant your picture it as some sort of ironic stab at George. No one will believe you.

[kellychaos]

BOY NAMED KELLY!
And PLEASE don't say you meant your picture it as some sort of ironic stab at George. No one will believe you.

What?! I thought that I'd get credit for THAT! :( Touche! I'll try harder next time. :)

[glowbelly]

i like you for some reason. i may be breaking the mold here, but i think it has something to do with the color green (jello. green jello is good).

it's my favorite color, kelly. ;)

[kellychaos]

i like you for some reason. i may be breaking the mold here, but i think it has something to do with the color green (jello. green jello is good).

it's my favorite color, kelly. ;)

Reference to kelly green? ... OR

<looks left apprehensively, looks right apprehensively>

... a new fangled snare 8-) ... oh well, I'll take it at face value and thank you :)

[glowbelly]

yes. kelly green. i like green highlighters best.

[kellychaos]

<subtle cross-thread reference>

I have a red pen I like a lot. :)

[glowbelly]

we could be like christmas :eek

[kellychaos]

That would make for a very easy ... or very limited choice in gift giving pleasantries... depending on which side of the half-empty/half-full glass fence you sit on.

[george]

yuck.

[glowbelly]

That would make for a very easy ... or very limited choice in gift giving pleasantries... depending on which side of the half-empty/half-full glass fence you sit on.

i straddle the fence.

yuck.

>:

[george]

:(

[sadie]

me gusta los tamales muy caliente. ;)

[whoreable]

Si senor. Me gusta comer la cacca de pero, es muy buien.
________
Body Science (http://bodyscience.ws/)

[kellychaos]

i straddle the fence.


"Good fences make good neighbors" ... have no idea why the Robert Frost quote ... seemed to fit here ... Hey! I'm workin' off of stream of consciousness, a lack of sleep and an overdose of caffeine. :)

[glowbelly]

je dois faire pipi encore.

[kellychaos]

je dois faire pipi encore.

That pipi is a lucky guy! :)

[glowbelly]

please don't flirt with me. i hate that.

[Les Waste]

Me gusta chingar chicas que tuvieran menos de diez anos >: >: >:

[kellychaos]

Sorry but I had to redirect with a little levity. Too many urination references may draw the peepee watcher, golden shower crowd to the thread. :/

[glowbelly]

jixby saw me peepee

[kellychaos]

Once, when I went camping, my dog saw me take a leak. I think it freaked him out ... either that or he was laughing at me. Never can tell when they smile at you like that. :|

[glowbelly]

JIXBY ISN'T A DOG >:

[kellychaos]

Good thing too. A "dog's eye view" of your peepee can be pretty invasive ... especially if they decide upon further investigation ... it's not like we can cut the sprinkler (like they can) to shew them away.

[glowbelly]

I'M A GIRL >:

[kellychaos]

I'M A GIRL >:

Bien sur! Makes it even harder to walk away from canine investigations! :( :)

[FS]

I'm starting to suspect that kellychaos is a hermaphrodite.

[kellychaos]

I'm starting to suspect that kellychaos is a hermaphrodite.

Makes it easier to take the "Go fuck yourself" comment in stride :)

[noob3]

Now I'm gonna confuse it with Slinky.

[kellychaos]

Now I'm gonna confuse it with Slinky.

OMG! :eek I'm either getting tired or I'm starting to understand you. :/ :)

[Anonymous]

Slinky sucks now anyway.

[kellychaos]

FUN FOR A GIRL AND A BOY!

http://www.cazzoculo.com/images/accueil_50.gif

[glowbelly]

geep! porn! geep geep!

oh wait...THIS ISN'T EZBOARD :eek

[kellychaos]

Nuh-uh ... doesn't equal porn unless "it's" boobs are bigger :yum :/

[FS]

I'm starting to suspect I loathe you.

[kellychaos]

There's a thin line between loathe and masturbate. Just to be safe ... I'm not droppin' the soap. :/

[FS]

Wow. That made as much sense as it was clever.

[Anonymous]

SEE?!!

The reaction isn't immediate.