HEY GUYS

[maggiekarp]

did u ever have secks with sum1 u met online??? if so what did it taste liek??/



I'm a tad scared this guy I know online might come to meet me. And he won't just be coming for my amazing conversational skills. :chatter

And for no reason whatsoever, a poll. *shrug*

[Helm]

Remember when I said I liked you? I take that back.

[maggiekarp]

:(

[Terra]

Hey Maggie, how long have you known this guy?

I've met a few guys from message forums but never had sex with any of them. It just never started off that way, in a romantic sense but we are all good buddies nonetheless.

Are you meeting up with him to do this?

[imported_Hollycaust]

i'll be waiting for factoids about your body floating in some river on Fox news. GOOD LUCK

[maggiekarp]

He's not meeting me and I have no plans to have sex with him IRL. But...

Man, he talks about how he'd like to meet me, how he might come and visit some day, and how he feels like I'm the one... and it's just... very bleh. Very very bleh. I think I've known him a little less than a year.

Really I'm a bit concerned I might trick him into having sex with me, if we happened to meet. I know I'd probably never do that so casually, but ya never know...

Me: So, wanna have sex?
Him: Sure. AW DAMMIT YOU TRICKED ME!

Atleast that's how my mom got my dad.

Maybe I'm just worrying too much? "OMG O/L RELATIONSHIP WE'LL HAVE TEH SECKS AND ILL BE PREGNANT OMG"


-edit-Why is no one answering the poll?
-editedit- Yeah, I'm definately over-thinking it.

[Terra]

I think nobody is answering the poll because they don't have a cock that falls in the range of 7" and 99' and they can't breathe through their ears. :)

That's my guess. I could be wrong.

[maggiekarp]

Added a new option, then.

[Terra]

Ah yes. That's better. Those two last options burst open the gates of indifference. :)

They ought to be queing up and answering the poll at this very moment.

You'l be geting the results soon.

[sadie]

polls suck.

[maggiekarp]

One added for you :)

[Matt Harty]

polls suck.

[Helm]

Polls suck.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

poll suckers :(

[Terra]

Well, look to the bright side, Maggie; you DID get some responses. :)

[da blob]

So all in all, what is this thread about, anyway ? Maggie having forgotten to take her xanax ?

[kellychaos]

A poll about poles! :lol

[mesobe]

just suck the guy off and be done with it

[ProfessorCool]

That's your answer for everything.

[Skulhedface]

I have a 7' penis.

And yes, it's normal.

I assume.

[The One and Only...]

I have a 7' penis.

:lol :/

[Skulhedface]

And I can stick it in the babysitter from across the street, while the neighborhood girls jump rope with it.

I am quite the ambidextrous individual.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

you bring a whole new meaning to Double Dutch, skullhed

[The Retro Kat]

LIEK, STFU KTHX!!!!11!LOO

[rainbowbrite]

so anyways...

[maggiekarp]

This topid was rather dead...

I demand more penis jumprope tales!

[Emu]

onetime i put a jumprope to my crotch and pretended it was my penis and the guys all lafed at me and the girls were like "ew, you perv" but at the time i didn't know what perv meant and so i asked the teacher what it meant and then she asked me to start hitting her in the butt as hard as i could with a cattleprod

i got an a

[Terra]

And are you still "hitting" her in the butt with your "cattle prod?"

I hear there is such a thing as "enrichment" education. You might be proof of this....

[Skulhedface]

Jumproping is but one of the many uses.

For instance, I've found that I can water a garden with it (though, the garden never seems to stay alive), use it as a MacGyver-ish improvised cat-o'-nine-tails (minus eight tails), and give people the line "What are YOU staring at?" without actually looking directly at them.

However, it overjoys me that the community finds such happiness doubledutching with my enormous phallus. Perhaps when they get older and it has outlived that use, I will rent myself out to the fire department for a nominal fee.

[kellychaos]

My name? Tripod.

[The Retro Kat]

Things to do With Penis
-Wear as a necktie
-Conduct Traffic
-Go to the ghetto and have black girls jump rope with it
-Use as a cane
-Use as a lasso and herd cattle with it
-Have a nice mustache
-Walk pets
-Wipe a loved ones tear

[da blob]

Nessie rul3z.

[The Fifth Man]

I usually have difficulty masturbating without a partner to
hug the other side for me and jump up and down.