The Attention Whore Thread

[Schimid]

Just about everyone below is nothing more than a dirty attention whore. I created this topic as evidence for you, the moderators, that these people will not rest until their name is plastered all over the boards.

Thank you, and enjoy.

[Mike]

You know you ain't gonna get this, little man.

[ProfessorCool]

Let's draw and tell stories tillt eh campfire goes out!!!

[Bubsy]

hey lookm i posted here LMFAO

[ProfessorCool]

I got an idea, if you just ignore bubsy, He'll just go ahttp://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/w.gifay.

[Schimid]

Wow, look at you guys.

[Bubsy]

lol profesor that is funny!

[ProfessorCool]

Look here's my art submission

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Professorcool/loverslane.jpg

:tear

[ScruU2wice]

only willie coulda saved this thread :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I as gonna sing ace of spades, but scru fucking ruined it for everybody

[Mike]

I fucking hate you, Mike. I really fucking do.

Aw man! Where's the love? :)

[sports]

Oh, lets tell ghost stories around the fake camp fire, in a studio, in hollywood.

Bad idea huh? :/

[Schimid]

STOP IT.

[Bubsy]

hey i tried to be friendly but mike was menas!

[Ghost of Fraiser]

schimid's not coming?!?!?! Shall we have a toast in his Memorance?

[Sajuuk]

WHAT?!

[agroskaterik]

Aw man, I was hoping that this would actually turn into a good thread too.. :(

[Schimid]

I honestly thought that maybe I could get one thread without you fucks going "HEY! LOOK AT ME!"

[Anonymous]

Hey, I did it. The trick is to make them feel uninvited.

*But not to a direct degree, or they'll just come in to 'show you what's what'

[Ghost of Fraiser]

that's it!!!

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man
you win some, lose some, it's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades

http://www.imotorhead.com/shrines/images/24MHB1.JPG


Playin' for the high one, dancin' with the devil
going with the flow, it's all a game to me
7 or 11, snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit, double stake or split
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades

http://www.newsmaxstore.com/nmstore/images/books/ace_spades.jpg

You know I'm born to lose
and gamblin's made for fools
But that's the way I like it baby
I don't want to live forever

http://www.creeksbend.com/gamblin.jpg

and don't forget the joker

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Cd1Pym_i9NsJ:www.vegas.eclipse.co.uk/images/Jock%2520as%2520Jerry%2520Springer.jpg

Pushing up the ante, I know you got to see me
read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be
the Ace of Spades
the Ace of Spades

http://www.costumebizarre.com/ace.jpg

[sports]

I honestly thought that maybe I could get one thread without you fucks going "HEY! LOOK AT ME!"


Ahhh, I didn't mean to contribute in ruining your good thread. I was having to much fun..

[Ghost of Fraiser]

When you say Just about everyone, that includes me and only me correct?

[Bubsy]

ghost of fraiser you are cool!! :squigly

[Emu]

Ghost of Fraizer is the first character besides UPC that's made me laugh :(

[Ghost of Fraiser]

ghost of fraiser you are cool!! :squigly

Your trying to brusie my ego, well played you pixelated hairball, well played.

[Mike]

I created this topic as evidence for you, the moderators, that blah blah blah blah blah

NO YOU DIDN'T. STOP BEING SO FUCKING DRAMATIC.

[Anonymous]

Mike, do you really play the Banjo? :eek

[Mike]

Yes I do, though that's not a picture of my arm or my 'jo.

[Anonymous]

Who is it, then!

[Mike]

I dunno, just a random banjo player I found a pic of.

[Anonymous]

That's interesting! Why did you feel a banjo player represents your online persona??

[Mike]

It's not interesting. Shut up.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I just farted and some shit came out :lol :tear

[Anonymous]

Oh wow.

>>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week!

[davinxtk]

:hangman

[camacazio]

I-mockery forums have been depressing me lately. It was good for awhile, but for the past week, I don't know. Where do these people come from?

[Emu]

Sites like JoeCartoon that appeal to hyperactive 14 year olds. :(

[Bubsy]

well i like this site and deicided to join the boards!

[Command Prompt]

SUPER

[sadie]

i sat on this rock in the middle of a creek yesterday and closed my eyes and all i could hear was the water gurgling down the little waterfall to my right.

[Popo]

I attempted to slit my wrists last night with a plank of wood.. It was fun, I then moved on to lashing out at random people.. Then I cried and asked for a blow job from my friend.. She rejected me and said she wouldn't be my friend.. So the cycle continues. :(

[Mike]

You didn't attempt to slit your wrists, you only made it look like you were doing that so that you could get attention! >:

[sadie]

you didn't attempt to call popo on his suicide attempt. you only made it look like you were doing that so that you could get attention! >:

[Popo]

SADIE AND MIKE.. You are both correct :(!! I didn't attempt to slit my wrist I just wanted to get a splinter of wood stuck in my arm so Amanda would get it out with her teeth.. YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

[sadie]

okay. you can shut up now.

[Popo]

F U

[Anonymous]

a reply

[sadie]

E 2

[Anonymous]

Pawn to E4

[Popo]

Am I being a good attention whore yet? :)

[Mike]

Chojin you don't want me to vote for pets because I like pets, you just want me to do it for attention! >: And maybe I will! For the attention! >:

[Anonymous]

Because, because, because, because?
'Cause what?
Because what?
Because, because, because, because?
'Cause what?

[sadie]

because of the wonderful things he does.

[Popo]

Meow mix meow mix fish and liver meow mix meow mix please deliver. I win :)

[jin]

Please stop posting now. >:0

[Dole]

Where is dear old Carl Panzram when you need him, eh?