NEW MINIMOCK: "DISNEY'S BIG BAHAMA BLUNDER"

[Mockery]

During our recent trip to the Bahamas we were fortunate enough to make our way over to an island that most people don't know about. It was an island that Disney invested millions in and then left for dead a few years later. The great thing is, they left everything behind and the locals had a field day with it... as did Hurricane Floyd.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/disney-blunder-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/disney-blunder)
"DISNEY'S BIG BAHAMA BLUNDER" by -RoG-
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/disney-blunder

And once again, the piece has been mirrored here on i-mockery.net at the following url:
http://www.i-mockery.net/mirror

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Tropical]

Screw you people, I'm going to a remote island where there's not another living soul in sight

I think about this all the time :(

[Comrade Rocket]

http://www.cambap.hpg2.ig.com.br/cartoon_jabberjaw.gif

NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK

[DamnthatDavid]

wow, those locals really didn't like the place. Instead of working together to form a perfect utopia society in the ruins, they just looted and pillaged. They need to be exterminated. Worse then termites.

[Dr. V]

Man that would be so sweet to go there right after Disney left. It'd be a huge bounty of breakables and coconuts. Just think... breaking stuff all day and chowing down on coconuts all night till you shit liquid.

[Supafly345]

That really is a fantasy. To explore a huge abandoned something that was once great and magnificent, especially in a tropical location, is a wonderful dream.

[Dr. V]

Yeah, THEN YOU BREAK EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!

[DamnthatDavid]

No! Only idiots who have to sense of exploration, life, and art destroy things.
The most destruction I want to see in ruins is when jungles and time start breaking things down. That is natural art, and it gives everything a sense of mystery.

[Dr. V]

Yeah, THEN YOU CAN BREAK THAT STUFF!

[Bestrest]

WHAT THE FUCK? I'll be damned if BAHAMAS "disney" resort is better than CHERNOBYL RUINS! :D
come on guys! Chernobyl ghosttown, EVERYTHING in the 20 mile radius is UNTOUCHED, and better yet, SHITLOAD OF STUFF TO LOOT!
Or what? You too sissy boy for going there becouse it has radioactivity? Better yet, if you go there while you are male/pregnant, you can give birth to RETARDS!

[SMN]

Wow, Were you there all alone, or wre there some other people there,too?

I'd get a laptop,a generator, some wireless connection, my luggage, and make it my new home. Sure, I'll fix up the place. then, I'll have a Mock-Meet there!!! That would be sweet!

[Zhukov]

If you want to see lost cities of Ukraine, you don't need to risk your health in Chernobyl. Just go to abandoned miners towns.

I think I should be allowed to show my collection:
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/attention01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe04.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe15.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin02.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin03.jpg

I hope you are not a character Betrest.

[pjalne]

Fuck, you totally should have done that coconut safe trick. Somebody should write a script for Weekend at Bernie's 3 and put that in there.

[Bestrest]

If you want to see lost cities of Ukraine, you don't need to risk your health in Chernobyl. Just go to abandoned miners towns.

I think I should be allowed to show my collection:
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/attention01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe04.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/kladbishe15.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin01.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin02.jpg
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/magasin03.jpg

I hope you are not a character Betrest.
Indeed, I should go to Ukraine and see the abounded minertowns!

Abounded cities rule hard, and CHERNOBYL is better this stupid rock where I live called "Estonia"

[Mockery]

Fuck, you totally should have done that coconut safe trick. Somebody should write a script for Weekend at Bernie's 3 and put that in there.
I would have, but there wasn't another soul on that island the entire day... not that that's a bad thing.

LIZARD LOUNGE. :o

[camacazio]

A mighty-fine early morning read.

[Miss Modular]

Great piece, Rog. Except there's one thing I would've done.

Bought the damn property.

With all the destruction that's gone on over the years, I can't imagine the property would've been very expensive. Then you could've turned it into The Mock Resort, and showcased quality comedy like the UCB.

[Bestrest]

BEST RESPONSE EVER FROM MOCKERY

'No thanks, I'd like my stupid bahamas middle of nowhere thankyouverymuch

If I would like radiation, I would put my head in the microwave..'

Anyway thanks for the Response :D
I hope you had a Great time at the coconutville's called Bahamas :D

[Mockery]

Great piece, Rog. Except there's one thing I would've done.

Bought the damn property.

With all the destruction that's gone on over the years, I can't imagine the property would've been very expensive. Then you could've turned it into The Mock Resort, and showcased quality comedy like the UCB.

Oh it's far more expensive to buy property there than you could imagine. But hey, if you wanna lend me the money to make an offering on that island, I'm all for it. ;)

[DamnthatDavid]

The coolest abandoned place anywhere close to here is Old Western State Insane Asylum. Perched on top an hill overlooking Fort Stelicoom park.

was there for a video documentary, and took a still photo. I swear, you can see a ghost in it. My friend swears he also saw it.

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/PonleuVSGhost.jpg

[Spooky]

Damn that david

[Comrade Rocket]

http://www.boomspeed.com/dilligas/PonleuVSGhost.jpg

Needs Sam Penis ghost thingy

[Emu]

If you want to see lost cities of Ukraine, you don't need to risk your health in Chernobyl. Just go to abandoned miners towns.

I think I should be allowed to show my collection:
http://users.volja.net/kpetel1/attention01.jpg


What's that say? :o

[Spooky]

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[Emu]

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[Sam]

Needs Sam Penis ghost thingy

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v47/electric_shellfish/ghosterz.jpg

:rolleyes

[DamnthatDavid]

You know, thinking that you have visions like that floating around in yer head scares me. I can just see you talking to anyone, and having you imagine a penis sprouting from their forehead.

[A.S.H.]

Holy fucking shit. I went to that place.

I can't even remember how little I was, I must have been like ten or something. My parents took us on a Big Red Boat cruise, and we stopped that that goddamn island. It sucked. The pirates didn't have sword, there weren't any skeletons, and everytime I wanted to go off into the wilderness and look for treasure, they told me I had to stay with the goddamn group. Meanwhile my parents were getting sloshed off their asses on over priced Margaritas. Yah, magical allright, you bastards. I'm glad this place is a ruin now, and I'm glad that Floyd turned it into a simpering ninny.

[the_dudefather]

its like jurassic park, with rather small lizards and coconuts...

You should have taken the treasure chest, that would have kicked ass.

[Mockery]

Holy fucking shit. I went to that place.

I can't even remember how little I was, I must have been like ten or something. My parents took us on a Big Red Boat cruise, and we stopped that that goddamn island. It sucked. The pirates didn't have sword, there weren't any skeletons, and everytime I wanted to go off into the wilderness and look for treasure, they told me I had to stay with the goddamn group. Meanwhile my parents were getting sloshed off their asses on over priced Margaritas. Yah, magical allright, you bastards. I'm glad this place is a ruin now, and I'm glad that Floyd turned it into a simpering ninny.
Don't happen to have any of the pictures of the place from back then do you? I was looking everywhere for some pics of back when the resort was still operational so I could compare them to my pics.

[A.S.H.]

We just might, I'll go digging through the family albums sometime.

[Mockery]

Cool, lemme know if ya stumble across any.

[Zhukov]

What's that say? :o

"Warning!
Radiation
Don´t go through
PTLRV "diggers"
Territory of DSP "Complex"
Chenobyl, Kirova 52 Street
Tel:519....
Without permission, it is strictly forbidden to go to the territory of PTLRV.

At least, that's what I read.

[ArrowX]

-RoG- were you the only person there?

Man now I'm gonna begg the fuck out of my parents to go to the bahammas!!!!! I wanna see that place and smash some of the unshmashed!

[phnompehn]

I too went to that resort, but I can't rmember there being anything there like buildings or toilets. I think there were a couple of coconuts. The only I accurately remember was sitting on the beach, and being confronted by this group of employees who took little kids on "treasure hunts." I think one was dressed up as Captain Hook. At the age of 8, I deduced that they were going to take me into the jungle and steal my precious stuff. Or molest me, whichever. Needless to say, I didn't go. Maybe there are some pictures somewhere...

[SonicDash]

A lot like Jurassic Park 2.(THE LOST WORLD!) I can't belive the Lizard Lounge survived the hurricane. Sure the lizard is lazy, but he is one hell of a crafstman.

[ArrowX]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!



I have actual Pics of that place in my Big Red boat brochre magazine It looked like a pretty coolplace...for a diseny resort. If i can get ahold of a scanner i can post them since I'm poor and dont own one

[Mockery]

Please do try to find someone with a scanner, we've been wanting to see pics of that place before it was destroyed for a while now.

[Anonymous]

Or you could just mail them to somebody.

[JerkFromGermany]

What about that Lizard Lounge? It looks quite...hmmm...nice and clean. :/ Obey.

[NES Boy]

There comes a time in your life when you just have to say, "Screw you people, I'm going to a remote island where there's not another living soul in sight." Actually, I say that just about every day, but the closest thing to an "island" that I ever make it to is my local 7-11 for a Slurpee.That reminded me of that "Slurpee Thievery Gag" minimock. That was funny, especially Jaeger trying to use the Slim-Jim as a straw and getting curb-stomped as a result. Also, the caption for one of the pics of Protoclown: "Hey! Didn't he DIE in the "Chapstick Dartgun" minimock? Yes he did. This is his twin brother, Squeeb."

[EverythingWillSuck]

http://web.math.fsu.edu/~seppala/PhotoGallery/images/Anita_on_Disney_Island_Bahamas_2000_3_30.jpg

she ate on disney island a couple years back :(