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The Best Sega Dreamcast Games!

MockBot — Fri, 11 May 2012 08:03:43 GMT

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Composting.

Aaarg — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:21:19 GMT

I work in a produce section at a local grocery store and I'm a dirty liberal hippie and throwing out so much perfectly good organic matter gets tiring.

I think I want to talk to my boss about letting me maintain a compost heap behind the store, where I could throw all the bad fruit and veggies - instead of into the dumpster.

The problem would be getting other people on board. I'm sure I could easily find somebody willing to come by every so often and haul off the good stuff (contacting the community garden or people who work with the local farmer's market) because free compost is free compost, but co-workers... People who aren't willing to turn off a light when they leave a walk-in cooler will most likely not be willing to effectively separate what they throw into the garbage.

Really, I'd be perfectly content to be the only person doing this. I wouldn't really expect anybody else to put forth very little extra effort to benefit local farmers and the environment, but man... somebody will have to take over this project when I leave, assuming it's as mildly successful as I expect.

Any insight on composting or my plan?

I need...

kahljorn — Wed, 09 May 2012 06:52:36 GMT

i need a picture of a wooly mammoth causing an earthquake/the earth tocrack open/stuff for my geology project.

IF ANYBODY HAPPENS To SEE ONE IN THE NEXT EIGhT HOURS

40 days and 40 nights

10,000 Volt Ghost — Wed, 09 May 2012 05:32:06 GMT

I've tried a few times to actually do this but its damn near impossible. Today is my 40th night. Its been at least 17 years since I've hit that record.

I feel like I could put building fires out....in japan.

Christmas In The Stars: The Star Wars Chrismas Album!

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Going for my nutrition cert, losing weight like crazy

Kitsa — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:30:23 GMT

Mainly because it all scares the crap out of me but also it's nice to say here for extra credit I'm smaller.

I-Mockery Blog Update: My Turtle Power Pummeling.

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70's

Tadao — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:05:24 GMT

I have a mansion, forget the price.
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice.
I live in hotels, tear out the walls.
I have accountants pay for it all.
They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time.
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime.
Life's been good to me so far.

My Masarati does one-eighty-five.
I lost my license, now I don't drive.
I have a limo, ride in the back.
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked.
I'm makin' records, my fans they can't wait.
They write me letters, tell me I'm great.
So I got me an office, gold records on the wall.
Just leave a message, maybe I'll call.
Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through.
(Everybody say I'm cool......He's cool)
I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
Life's been good to me so far

I go to parties, sometimes until 4.
I'ts hard to leave when you can't find the door.
It's tought to handle this fortune and fame.
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed.
They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody say oh, yeah.....OH,YEAH)
I keep on going guess I'll never know why.
Life's been good to me so far. (yeah,yeah,yeah)

2012/2013 NFL thread

Pentegarn — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:36:32 GMT

So with the Draft the new year of NFL is upon us.

The first round has come and gone with a record number of trades and the picks being done in under 3 hours breaking yet another NFL draft record.

-The first 2 picks went as predicted
-The Patriots decided to go against their usual strategy and traded up twice :faint
-The Browns Drafted a 28 year old to mentor Colt McCoy :x

Something I never knew about skrillex

Babs — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 08:38:26 GMT

This asshole is skrillex.

That's a god damn grown ass man right there. I thought his music now was fucking terrible but this is just baffling. That asshole won a Grammy.

Lone Survivor

Gix — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 20:22:33 GMT

awesome "art-pixal" horror game.
has the atmosphere of Silent Hill and really draws you in:chatter
one play though can be 3-5 hours but has replay valve with multi-endings
from what i understand this was 5years in the making and was done by one guy of the name by Jasper Byrne.
the game is like 80Mb and has large pixals but you can adjust that with a texteditor.
steam has it for $9.99

Spawn

Carnivore — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:20:35 GMT

He hates you all too.

Ripoff Reports

Grislygus — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 06:17:30 GMT

Also, WILLIE :eek

http://www.ripoffreport.com/search-e...er-b-c50b4.htm

Pat Summitt, head coach of the Lady Vols, steps down

Pentegarn — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:02:34 GMT

Arguably the greatest basketball coach of all time in any format of basketball, Pat Summit won 8 national championships, 16 SEC championships, 16 SEC tournaments, and a staggering 1098 games while losing less than a fifth that number (a ridiculous .841 winning percentage)

Now I will be one of the first cavemen in line to bash women's basketball, but you don't put up numbers as a coach like that unless you are good at (or possibly the best at) what you do.

And I do not envy whoever has to replace her, because no matter who it is they will be a failure by comparison

An Open Letter To Shrubs Husband

Tadao — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:56:49 GMT