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Dec 5th, 2005 01:08 AM
ArrowX Really you OWN a restruant? I'll fight you for the ownership!
Dec 5th, 2005 01:07 AM
ScruU2wice I own a fast food resturaunt and it's pretty true in my case.

:/
Dec 5th, 2005 01:03 AM
maggiekarp Sorry to revive a... uh.. slightly dated topic, but my mom told me that I'm supposed to call them about an interview, and that fast food joints don't actually look at applications so much as they let them rot in the corner and go "Gee I wish we had more employees man."

IS THIS TRUE??!?!


I'm not sure why I find the above images humorous
Dec 1st, 2005 05:27 AM
Jixby Phillips

Dec 1st, 2005 12:27 AM
maggiekarp Maybe only beautiful people apply for the job?

Then again, I haven't actually eaten at Subway in like... five years. I guess you don't have to buy the wares to want to work in the place.
Dec 1st, 2005 12:05 AM
ScruU2wice
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Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja
When i went for a job interview At subway in my city. I was denied the job because i am overweight. I just weigh 220 pounds, and that isnt bad for somebody whose 5'9 is it. In the end the job went to some Idiot who couldnt understand the concept of giving back the person's change. I may not portray the image that subway wants to project for its sandwich chain, but at least I am able to do the job.

I would think that's very illegal, but small franchise owners can get away with shit.

I don't know how ambercrombie and fitch gets away with only hiring beautiful people
Nov 30th, 2005 08:42 PM
SUFFER at the subway by my house im pretty sure one of the requirements is to not speak english and make sure you have serious trouble understanding it

i have no problem with people who dont speak english but i dont think they should be taking orders which require understanding it

it takes them like 5 minutes to figure out which bread im talking about and another 5 for me to explain what "just meat and cheese means"
Nov 30th, 2005 06:41 PM
maggiekarp Crap, Subway doesn't hire fatties?

But we make the best sandwiches
Nov 29th, 2005 10:39 PM
Marc Summers At both Vons and Magic Mountain, I got asked by the interviewer: "So, uh, why do you want to work here, anyway?"

That kinda set the tone for the rest of the time that I worked at those places...
Nov 29th, 2005 10:33 PM
Jeff The Ninja When i went for a job interview At subway in my city. I was denied the job because i am overweight. I just weigh 220 pounds, and that isnt bad for somebody whose 5'9 is it. In the end the job went to some Idiot who couldnt understand the concept of giving back the person's change. I may not portray the image that subway wants to project for its sandwich chain, but at least I am able to do the job.

And a Little side note, I now work at the Dairy Queen Down the street from the Subway I was Denied the job from. And I recieved the Employee of the month Award two times in a Row.
Nov 29th, 2005 10:29 PM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by sadie
Quote:
You are working alone and your shift is due to be over at 6 P.M. The individual who is scheduled to begin working at 6 P.M. does not show up. What do you do?
i wanted to say something about playing hockey on the roof, but i edited myself.
Ahahahaha...

I'm not even supposed to be here today!
Nov 29th, 2005 08:36 PM
AChimp That question is to cover the owners' asses in case it turns out that you're an illegal immigrant.
Nov 29th, 2005 08:04 PM
maggiekarp I forgot this one

Are you able to be hired legally in this country?

[ ] YES
[ ] NO
Nov 29th, 2005 05:52 PM
nothing4buddha i had three different owners when i worked there, they all tried to cheat me out of hours on my paychecks. i had to report one of them
Nov 29th, 2005 04:51 PM
Dr. V I worked there for a few months before devloping cronic backpain from standing around all day. The customers aren't so bad, it's the asshole owners.
Nov 29th, 2005 03:59 PM
kellychaos
Re: Subway

Quote:
Originally Posted by maggiekarp
What do you consider to be the most important qualifications of a Subway employee?
-Being able to assemble or repair a sandwhich
-No headlice
-A shit-eating grin
-Able to hold breath for one minute in the mayonaisse vat
A full set of teeth by the employees goes a long way in helping me to maintain my appetite.
Nov 29th, 2005 03:35 PM
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2005 03:07 PM
Schimid They must have these questions for all sorts of food-related jobs. I got the exact same questions for Cold Stone Creamery...thing is, my best friend managed the place, so I was sure to get a job anyway, so most of my answers involved me sticking my foot in the ice cream.
Nov 29th, 2005 03:05 PM
Dr. Fu Eat fresh!
Nov 29th, 2005 09:35 AM
sadie
Quote:
You are working alone and your shift is due to be over at 6 P.M. The individual who is scheduled to begin working at 6 P.M. does not show up. What do you do?
i wanted to say something about playing hockey on the roof, but i edited myself.
Nov 29th, 2005 08:38 AM
AChimp Those questions aren't so much to see what kind of answer you can give, but whether or not you can give some sort of intelligent response. They're not really looking to hire drop-outs and retards (but that's usually all they get anyways).
Nov 29th, 2005 07:58 AM
Cosmo Electrolux if Subway isn't going to pay you six figures, I see no reason to answer their stupid questions.

By the way, if your relief doesn;t show up at his alloted time, you call your manager and tell him to get his lazy ass back up to the store. If he isn't there in 20 minutes, take all of the money out of the till and set the store on fire. ....
Nov 29th, 2005 01:44 AM
maggiekarp Aztec, NM. The Subway here seems all right.
Nov 29th, 2005 01:30 AM
Rosenstern ... I can't tell if that's sarcasm or not. Anyway, what city does your friend work in?
Nov 29th, 2005 01:17 AM
maggiekarp A friend of mine is working there, and it looked like sunshine and happiness to me
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