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Feb 23rd, 2011 04:17 PM
Kitsa I haven't gotten very far on my board because certain people in my household keep carelessly piling stuff on it and smudging what I've done.
Feb 21st, 2011 09:23 PM
Colonel Flagg
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I'm surrounded by assholes!
Feb 21st, 2011 07:54 PM
Kitsa no shit, it's i-mockery
Feb 21st, 2011 02:09 PM
The Leader I'm surrounded by assholes!
Feb 21st, 2011 10:39 AM
Kitsa Weird, I have also read "normal minus 7" as the most recent lifespan estimate for MS sufferers

I tend to hate those sort of stats for their inherent smugness. Said healthy person could pity others for their short lifespan and wander outside only to be flattened by a truck.
Feb 21st, 2011 01:45 AM
Zhukov Some people have 7.
Feb 21st, 2011 01:16 AM
Chojin
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We're also statistically more likely to die 7 years before right-handers.
how many assholes have we got on this ship, anyway?
Feb 17th, 2011 03:06 PM
Kitsa I do not own a ouija board, but weirdly enough I did try the little plastic prop from the middle of a pizza box once. It dragged through my work.
Feb 17th, 2011 01:34 PM
Tadao Take the piece from your ouija board and rest your hand on that.
Feb 17th, 2011 12:23 PM
Colonel Flagg I've been trying to teach myself to write with my left hand for about the past 20 years or so. It's not real neat, but it's legible.

My daughter is a lefty. And, I suspect my youngest too, though it's still too early to tell for sure.
Feb 17th, 2011 11:16 AM
Kitsa Most of the time when I try to balance or do something akin to that, all I end up with is a wobbly sketch and one hell of a case of writer's cramp.
Feb 17th, 2011 04:53 AM
Shrubfest
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
You have to be left handed to become the Pope and lefties are proven to be less susceptible to bone loss on extended space missions. Not to mention that left handed scientists are smarter.
We're also statistically more likely to die 7 years before right-handers.
Feb 17th, 2011 12:11 AM
MLE I've tried that, being a righty, and that's incredibly uncomfortable. Also, it has no stabilization, and my hand shakes without that.
Feb 16th, 2011 10:18 PM
Sacks Try resting the wrist of your left hand on your left hand so it hovers over the image.
Feb 16th, 2011 09:33 PM
Big McLargehuge You have to be left handed to become the Pope and lefties are proven to be less susceptible to bone loss on extended space missions. Not to mention that left handed scientists are smarter.
Feb 16th, 2011 08:23 PM
Tadao Yeah, I've seen that in the real world.
Feb 16th, 2011 08:00 PM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
In a way, being left handed is harder on a person. Everything is made for right handed people, but not everything is available in left handed form. All the way from where the knbs are on the washer to which door we pull open to enter a building.

I hold my chopsticks wrong, try getting way with that one.
In other ways life is easier if you are left handed, since you learn to adapt better and are therefore more able to overcome the worlds other obstacles. Also we are smarter, nicer and more creative.

Just generally better people.
Feb 16th, 2011 06:56 PM
Kitsa True. And that would be bad. I don't know how well my chopstick handling would be viewed by a pro, so good thing I don't do it around others. Too much "KAWAIIIIIIIIII WATCH ME USE HASHI DESU NE" shit going on nowadays. These days I use my chopsticks to stir up powdered formula in bottles. They work great for that, by the way.

I used to really suck at using left-handed scissors, but I've improved recently.
Feb 16th, 2011 11:35 AM
Tadao In a way, being left handed is harder on a person. Everything is made for right handed people, but not everything is available in left handed form. All the way from where the knbs are on the washer to which door we pull open to enter a building.

I hold my chopsticks wrong, try getting way with that one.
Feb 16th, 2011 11:25 AM
Kitsa Every teacher I've ever had tells me I hold my pens and pencils wrong. I tried doing it the "correct" way but couldn't stand it. Then again, I type "wrong" and many teachers told me that being left-handed was wrong altogether, so fuck 'em.
Feb 16th, 2011 05:38 AM
Shrubfest I'd use my little finger as a rest, too. As a kid I always had paint/pen/pencil coated hands, but I've not had this problem for years now, and I've just realized I have no idea why...

Unhelpful, I know.
Feb 16th, 2011 03:30 AM
Fathom Zero I would think it'd be easy to draw from right to left.

And when I write with my pens, I still end up with ink all up my arm for some reason. Don't feel bad.
Feb 16th, 2011 03:23 AM
Tadao I think right handed people have the same problems. You have to train yourself to not rest your hand on the board. Sometimes I'll rest my pinky off the the drawing if I need stability.

Also, your daughter is a secret Canadian. That looks like a red maple leaf.
Feb 16th, 2011 02:54 AM
All Hail Duke that'll do nicely
Feb 16th, 2011 02:32 AM
Zhukov Wow, that's good.

Yeah, I have the same problem with stains all up my hand.


Uh, ink and pencil stains I mean.
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