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May 13th, 2008 11:54 PM
BurntToShreds I play M:TG sometimes with my friends. Just for fun, though. I'm not some kind of deck-building psycho you'd see at a comic shop tournament.
May 13th, 2008 07:57 PM
Trash /b/tards should be at the very bottom or not on the list at all, since they are a sulfuric cocktail of everything else on the list.
May 8th, 2008 11:50 PM
Guitar Woman Boo dekers.
May 7th, 2008 12:44 AM
WhiteRat I'm sure the lolcat coalition consists of fat secretaries and christian housewives.
May 7th, 2008 12:35 AM
MLE if it wasn't, icanhascheezburger would not have gotten literally thousands of applicants in one day for the position of rifling through the submissions and picking "good" ones to put up.
May 6th, 2008 11:03 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by MLE View Post
I didn't think it deserved a redcard, but that's just me. I thought you were just bringing it up.
I HATE LOLCATS. HATE 'EM TO HELL.

I was just following through on giving warnings for seemingly non-sequitur internet memes. I had no idea that the "lolcat enthusiast" was an existing clique on the internet and I still refuse to believe it.
May 6th, 2008 10:09 PM
Rez i was wondering why /b/tards were so high on the list, considering their good moments are pretty hilarious (fox 11 special, anyone), and thought that at least they were better than furries or full time cosplayers

then i remembered that /b/tards constitute these and probably worse demographics
May 6th, 2008 10:05 PM
Tadao It's my only infraction point ever, so I'm not too worried about being banned lol.
May 6th, 2008 10:04 PM
MLE I didn't think it deserved a redcard, but that's just me. I thought you were just bringing it up.
May 6th, 2008 10:03 PM
Tadao We'll it was enough for a redcard so it should be high on the list.
May 6th, 2008 10:01 PM
MLE It's not on the list yet; no one has voiced an opinion on it after I asked about it.
May 6th, 2008 08:35 PM
Tadao
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Red flagged by Milhouse, yet it made the list.
May 6th, 2008 08:22 PM
Tadao Don't forget to add Icelanders. They are worse than Mexicans. And change the title away from Geeks please. How about people who are to be loathed.
May 6th, 2008 08:05 PM
Mockery NERD.

Nah, keeping up your fitness is great, but there are those people out there who LIVE for that shit and will talk to you about it any time you give them an opening. I don't care if you're not supposed to eat late at night... if I'm hungry at 2am, by god, I'm going to eat something rather than let my stomach eat itself. :O
May 6th, 2008 06:12 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Heheh, yeah I said he also needed to add in the fitness/health geeks who know the EXACT calorie count of every piece of food they eat and wouldn't dare go over their daily intake allowance.
I did this for a couple weeks and am probably going to get back into it, since it showed me that I was taking in tons of sodium even though I was eating lots of low-fat stuff :o

I mean, fuck you :o
May 6th, 2008 05:39 PM
Mockery Don't forget Protoclown's list :O

The Geek Hierarchy:
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/geek-hierarchy.php

There are some good suggestions in the comments area of the article too
May 6th, 2008 05:29 PM
Chojin honestly I think that non-erotic fanfiction is worse than the naughty stuff because seriously, what incentive do you have to write that shit?
May 6th, 2008 04:50 PM
Kitsa Well, at the time I was pissed off because I'd had it catering to this concert pianist all the time (he once gave me a Christmas card and told me to save it because it would be worth thousands of dollars when he died), only to have him come out and scream at me in front of the whole damn store about something I didn't even do.
May 6th, 2008 02:47 PM
darkvare mmm i can fell the love up in here
May 6th, 2008 09:28 AM
Kitsa I have a category that might have been overlooked.

Broadway/musical theatre fanbois.

Yes, there are girls too, and every damn one of them thinks she's Eponine from Les Miserables, but my god are Broadway fangeeks insane.

I used to work at a piano store and toward the end of my time there, the boss hired this fanboi to work evenings with me. He was really kind of redundant and I don't even know why he was there because all he did was sit at the piano and pound out Andrew Lloyd Webber songs and sing in this bizarre falsetto. I have a voice degree but I don't randomly sing like that because I don't really have any delusions of grandeur, but he sure did. He'd sing whenever anyone was around to listen whether they wanted to or not.

So anyway, it was evening and we had this cranky, ancient concert pianist who gave the advanced lessons on those nights. He was all prima-donna and wanted to be treated like a star and one of his requirements was total silence in the store while he was giving lessons. Whatever, I never made any noise anyway, but this fanboi sat at one of the baby grands and started pounding out something from Miss Saigon or something and started singing one of the female leads' songs as loud as he possibly could in that damned obnoxious falsetto.

The piano teacher came charging out of his room and who did he head straight for? ME. He thought he was hearing a girl's voice. He started yelling at me about how I knew he required silence and blah blah blah and for my own information I wasn't that good from what he could tell and blahblahblah. I just stood there and said, "I never sing in the store. It was him." And there was fanboi in his Cats shirt sitting at the piano.

The teacher was so disgusted he just wheeled around and slammed back into his lesson room.
May 3rd, 2008 11:12 PM
MLE hahahahahaha

that's getting a little too narrow, and if we get that specific, this list is gonna get a lot bigger, and quickly. Any reason why this needs to be in, in specific? (I think that Erotic fanfic writers are the notorious ones, which is why I was considering the name change)
May 3rd, 2008 11:01 PM
Pub Lover What about self-inclusion fanfic?

Self-inclusion erotic fanfiction written by Mexican Paedophiles about Hitler, and posted on /b/
May 3rd, 2008 10:54 PM
MLE If they get to the point of cosplaying, then they're already in the Cosplaying section. I think that there's a place for die-hard Trekkies/Star Wars people, but I don't think it's below Cosplaying (since it encompasses both the sci-fi and the anime).

Also, I was thinking of renaming the fanfic writers to say erotic fanfic writers. Any complaints?
May 3rd, 2008 07:14 PM
Zomboid Sci-fi geeks are pretty much the most well known geeks, and for good reason. These are the people who wear star trek costumes to work, do star wars cosplaying while waiting in line for a movie, etc.
May 3rd, 2008 02:37 PM
Dommin The GameFAQs users are no more annoying than any other forum/site's members.

The /b/tards are definitely not as annoying as LARPers. And they come up with some really funny shit sometimes.

And where's the Anime fags? Or is that just lumped in with Manga? You should just call them japanophiles.
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