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| Nov 22nd, 2009 04:08 PM | |
| Evil Robot | girls arent supposed to fart |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 12:35 AM | |
| kahljorn | There's a poster named "MY LOWER INTESTINE"? |
| Nov 21st, 2009 10:59 PM | |
| Sam | EAT SOME CORN |
| Nov 21st, 2009 10:33 PM | |
| Nick | Is anyone else as turned on as I am? |
| Nov 21st, 2009 06:50 PM | |
| Chojin | um, i think food stays in you for quite some time, 2-3 days isn't long for that. there's a reason those 'system flushes' that pull out of all your crap on a string take something like 10 pounds off your weight ;< |
| Nov 21st, 2009 06:37 PM | |
| Terra | You might have a virus. It's not uncommon to experience pre gall bladder symptoms if you're getting sick. If it's a virus it'll attack the weakest point in the body. |
| Nov 21st, 2009 05:30 PM | |
| Tadao | You had better eat another tracer food just to make sure. One that you haven't eaten in a month. |
| Nov 21st, 2009 05:27 PM | |
| Jeanette X |
A plea to my lower intestine WARNING! THIS IS GROSS! I MEAN IT! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU! SERIOUSLY! Dear Lower Intestine, Please stop doing this to me. I beg of you. Stop doing weird, uncomfortable and occasionally frightening things to me. I will give you whatever you ask for; enemas of the purest glacial spring water, the softest velvety toilet paper, anything, as long as you just digest food the way you are supposed to and release it in healthy stool.I know we haven't always gotten along, but I was hoping that we had put all that behind us, especially now that I've had that nasty old gall bladder taken out. Yet, today, you chose to give me the trots. Now, the trots themselves I can deal with, but why did it smell like eggs? I mean, the bathroom smelled like a diner at breakfast rush, and I haven't eaten eggs in at least two or three days. That is very disconcerting. Also, why were there diced carrots in it? I haven't eaten those in two or three days either. Are you telling me that food is staying in my system that long? That it just sat there like a big lump? That's fucking strange. I'm 27 years old, I'm too young to be having health problems. Don't make me go back to the gastroenterologist. No more uncomfortable procedures like what I had to go through with the fucking gall bladder. I beg of you, stop doing this to me. Sincerely, Jeanette X Anyone have any advice? I'm really hoping this is a one off thing. |
