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Mar 24th, 2008 01:53 PM
Geggy i tried finish watching it friday night, saturday night and i finally did last night. it was terrible. i just want to forget.
Aug 16th, 2007 10:12 PM
Jixby Phillips this movie was horrible
shitty storyline too
Aug 16th, 2007 08:41 PM
Music+Movies+Drugs this movie kicked so much ass
Aug 14th, 2007 11:38 AM
Deadbolt85
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You still have a spiderman 3 banner. What the fuck do you know about what's good? :O
BA-ZING!!!
Jul 24th, 2007 09:45 AM
ArrowX ya after the credits it shows him flying off back into space to go get some pals. What I didn't understand was the tank dude, why turn into a tank then not use the main cannon after he transformed?
Jul 24th, 2007 02:36 AM
noob3 Did Starscream escape? After he fucked up the jets, you didn't really see him again.

Just wondering.
Jul 14th, 2007 11:12 PM
ArrowX If Bay can shoehorn in Tidal Wave in the next one I'll see it without hesitation. But for gods sake give the transformers some fucking dialogue, and not this alien mumbling shit with a little bit of slurred english tossed in for the kids. I was impressed with how menacing starscream ended up looking and sounding, for his single line.
Jul 14th, 2007 08:34 PM
Fathom Zero That's about the same for me. I wanted to see more scheming and dialogue between the Decepticons and an epic face-off, which is no doubt what the eventual second movie will be.
Jul 14th, 2007 08:21 PM
Perndog Not enough Megatron. Sure, his hands were goofy-looking, but he should have been a looming evil mastermind for the entire two and a half hours and not just a end boss to fight. And the whole conflict between the Autobots and the Decepticons got reduced to like four lines while Megatron and Prime were fighting. "Humans are weak and should be enslaved or killed." "No, humans are awesome and so is freedom of choice!" The end. I mean, I guess that's all it really was in the original series, too, but shit, don't make a big deal of it or anything.
Jul 10th, 2007 01:46 PM
Carnivore As a Transformers movie, it sucked ass. As a plotless, violent, CGI robot deathmatch movie with a few Transformers references, it's quite entertaining. Unfortunately, it's advertised as the former. Loved Hugo as Megatron, though.
Jul 10th, 2007 10:14 AM
Stabby It was like American Pie 8 meets Short Circuit 4. Why the hell did we need an hour of that teenager prat falling and masturbating? Why did the Autobots talk like high school girls? Why would anyone write dialouge like that? ("My bad") Why were they bumbling idiots? I am more saddened and disappointed than angry.
I feel like i went to the wrong 'joke' movie that someone made to trick me and the REAL transformers movie is out there and it's great.
Jul 10th, 2007 04:25 AM
Fathom Zero Because of what you said, Grisly, I looked up Angus Scrimm on the IMDb.

Phantasm V is in pre-production.
Jul 10th, 2007 01:47 AM
Grislygus Lol, Megatron was the Tall Man from Phantasm.


I CAN SMELL YOU, BOOOOOOOOOY
Jul 10th, 2007 01:07 AM
Protoclown People can argue with me and my hate, but they won't dare to argue with Bill Hicks :hifive
Jul 9th, 2007 07:20 PM
Rongi i felt like the transformers were on screen for like 1/10th of the movie. and when they were on screen, THEY BARELY FUCKING DID ANYTHING.

fuck this movie
Jul 9th, 2007 09:41 AM
AChimp Just saw it a couple days ago... I thought that it was pretty good for an action movie, but the overall plot was pretty non-existent. I thought that the guy's parents were the most annoying characters ever, and see the Autobots creeping around that backyard made me die a little bit inside.

The special effects were really good, though.
Jul 9th, 2007 12:42 AM
Protoclown
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Starscream was awesome.
The part where he was hanging in the trees munching on bananas and flinging his feces at Autobots was great
Jul 8th, 2007 10:24 PM
Zomboid From what I remember, I enjoyed it overall but some things really shouldn't have made it in. What is the fucking point of the bike wheel cam part, for example? Also, anthony anderson is playing his usual annoying black stereotype self.

Starscream was awesome.
Jul 8th, 2007 01:18 AM
HickMan My brother just got his ass handed to him
Jul 7th, 2007 04:54 PM
Zomboid You still have a spiderman 3 banner. What the fuck do you know about what's good? :O
Jul 7th, 2007 12:26 PM
Immortal Goat After 2 viewings and purchasing an Autobot sticker for the hood of my car, I have come to the conclusion that this movie is completely awesome, and I can't wait for the sequels, let alone the DVD release of this one.
Jul 6th, 2007 02:26 PM
MattJack I have to agree on the gay camera angles, they did get rather annoying at some points.

I thought Frenzy's little ninja star throwing skills were badass.

lol I know I wasn't suppose to, but I did get a good laugh out of the main girl trying to be a badass in the end.

"Yea.. I got a record.. a JUVI record.. nevermind the fact all that will go away when I'm 18. I'm bad... real bad.. my father is on probabtion, srsly, I'm trouble."



Bitch shut up and go look fine somewhere.
Jul 6th, 2007 02:11 PM
Fathom Zero The best fight for me was between Optimus and Bonecrusher on the highway. That was awesome, but tooooo short.

This is a great summer movie.
Jul 6th, 2007 12:34 PM
Protoclown Yeah, Arrow X, I couldn't follow the action in the fight scenes half the time. It was one random jumble of robot parts against another (and I had a hard enough time telling the Decepticons apart anyway). I don't recall what happened to any of the Decepticons except for Megatron and Starscream. Oh, and that VoltronLion guy that Prime fought. I mean, I know the good guys took down some of them, but I don't really know which ones.
Jul 6th, 2007 01:33 AM
HickMan I just got back from it a while ago. It was pretty fun to watch. I never followed the comics or the cartoons. I had a couple toys but that was about it when I was a kid. But this movie was a good ol' time.
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