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Feb 3rd, 2003 01:43 AM
punkgrrrlie10 my kitty snores. He is cute. You die now.
Feb 3rd, 2003 12:45 AM
test tube THE BRAVE this is not about comedy, this is about pain!

erection is impossible without a good solid kick to a kitten's head

"tear into the tomato, all you'll find is more tomato" - test tube
Feb 3rd, 2003 12:09 AM
Rez hey, test tube, you go to the LOVELINE FORUM FOR THIS CRAP YOU ASSHOLE.

as for the thread itself, it' not funny, youre just a monstrous fucker.

puppies i can understand, but not kittens.
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:11 PM
sadie LEECH!
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:08 PM
Helm Geggy, give me back my brandwidth
Feb 2nd, 2003 11:00 PM
sadie HOLY SHIET! IT'S CLEO!
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:58 PM
Geggy

"MUAHAHAHAHAH! LET'S BREED MORE KITTENS. SOON WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND EAT PEOPLE LIKE TEST TUBE ALIVE! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:57 PM
MISTER FART OKAY I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GO AND BE COMPLETELY SPOOKY RIGHT NOW


Feb 2nd, 2003 10:49 PM
Les Waste I DON'T CARE WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO FUCK OR NOT FUCK, I FUCK THE CATS BECAUSE I WANT TO

Feb 2nd, 2003 10:17 PM
ItalianStereotype YOU arent supposed to fuck the cats, bobo. :/
Feb 2nd, 2003 10:16 PM
Les Waste I THINK I'M GOING ABOUT THIS CAT BREEDING THING ALL WRONG

Feb 2nd, 2003 09:48 PM
sadie you know what i hate? test tubes! how ironic, you say. and i concur.

you know what i like to do with test tubes? i like to break out my diamond-tipped pen thingy and scratch all around and around.

and then, place them gently on the floor, like on a pillow or something. and then, i like to SMASH THEM IN WHILE JUMPING ON MY POGO STICK.

AND I'M NOT REALLY GOOD AT IT, SO IT TAKES A WHILE FOR ME TO ACTUALLY HIT THE TEST TUBES. AND THEY GET TO LIE THERE WAITING FOR THE POGO STICK TO CRUSH THEIR ALREADY SCRATCHED-TO-HELL FORMS.

IT'S KINDA LIKE THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE, AT THE END, WHEN HE'S STRAPPED IN THAT MOUSE TRAP AND THE HATCHET IS GOING TO FALL AT ANY MOMENT.

ONLY THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE GETS OUT, AND THE TEST TUBES ALWAYS END UP IN THE NASTY, STINKY DUMP.


Feb 2nd, 2003 09:47 PM
Spooky (heart) kiddy..erm...KITTY porn. :/
Feb 2nd, 2003 09:42 PM
GnrySgtHartman Just like the peanut butter trick?
Feb 2nd, 2003 09:40 PM
vacant thats not so hard, all you need is a kitten, some fishing line, and a stick of butter.... i mean, I've HEARD its not so hard... you know, from.... ohter, uh, people. Yeah... people.
Feb 2nd, 2003 08:32 PM
Evil Robot this guy must have found a way to masturbate using a kitten
Feb 2nd, 2003 08:24 PM
KevinTheOmnivore
Re: I HATE KITTENS!

Quote:
Originally Posted by test tube THE BRAVE

Kittens make me red hot
Say it like this, and it becomes a whole NEW thread.
Feb 2nd, 2003 08:09 PM
Orange Juice Bruce Woooooo..wait till CHOJIN gets home!
Feb 2nd, 2003 07:50 PM
Jixby Phillips THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS!!!

COULD YOU PLEASE TELL US MORE FUNNY STORIES ON THIS BOARD, ITS FOR REALLY FUNNY AND SMART PEOPLE ONLY:

http://175.ezboard.com/bimockery
Feb 2nd, 2003 07:48 PM
test tube THE BRAVE i am just taking care of business homer skelton ford

grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is going to MOOGE you
Feb 2nd, 2003 07:43 PM
Captain Robo :/
Feb 2nd, 2003 07:42 PM
GnrySgtHartman
OMFG

TEST TUBE ACTULY HTS PUSSAY!
Feb 2nd, 2003 07:40 PM
test tube THE BRAVE
I HATE KITTENS!



Kittens make me red hot mad! There's about 353 of them in this shitty, piss crusted, rat shit infested whore din. When they want something they meow thinking they are cute, from the same mouths that lick the piss and cum from their dirty diseased kitty genitals. Whenever they meow asking for food, to turn into smelly wet turds I ignore them, sometimes I like to kick them around for fun. And chase them around the house until they are down in a corner, i hold them down screaming in their face until I bust their ear drums. Grabbing the turd smeared paws of the cat and bending their legs back until they almost break, I laugh as they walk around with limps!

If I ever see a stray kitten I'm going to stop on his shitty guts until turds spew from its filthy kitty shithole and piss pours out of its eyesockets. Kittens make me fucking ANGRY!

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