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Nov 25th, 2009 12:08 AM
Nick Bod should post a picture so we can make sure.
Nov 24th, 2009 09:15 AM
Darryl
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Originally Posted by Bod View Post
NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!

This is why I'm the most pissed!!!

I think.
Sounds like you're better off without him. You don't need that shit.
Nov 23rd, 2009 10:59 PM
kahljorn oh my mistake
Nov 23rd, 2009 10:45 PM
Kitsa no, there's cancer stuff that happens that's completely unrelated to erin brockovitch. I haven't even seen that movie.
Nov 23rd, 2009 09:48 PM
kahljorn ALSO THE NEW MOST INSULTING CRIME AGAINST ME IS WHEN SOME UNNAMABLE PERSON NAMED CHOJIN SAID THAT I WORK AT MCDONALDS

IM SO INSULTED AND ANGRY
Nov 23rd, 2009 09:34 PM
kahljorn dude you guys didn't get that julia roberts lady to sue their pants off for you?
Nov 23rd, 2009 05:11 PM
Kitsa I'm pretty pissed at the company who polluted our drinking water supply and gave my entire family cancer.

I'm also pissed that after the court ordered them to supply bottled water to the area because the drinking water was unusable, the bottled water also turned up positive for the carcinogen.
Nov 23rd, 2009 05:08 PM
Bod NO IT DOESN'T!!!!!

This is why I'm the most pissed!!!

I think.
Nov 23rd, 2009 05:06 PM
Tadao Your ass looks like a hairy man ass?
Nov 23rd, 2009 04:54 PM
Bod My current ex was arsey with me for a week before we eventually fell out and split up. It wasn't until after this that I found out why. A week previous I'd left my cellphone at his house and in his wisdom he'd decided to go through my messages sent and received. His gripe it turned out was that he'd found a naked picture of an arse sent to a mystery man.

I don't know whether to be more angry at:

1. He was checking up on me and snooping through my phone
2. He never gave me a chance to explain.
3. The mystery man was in the USA and his phone not being compatible with mine, he didn't actually receive the image as it would have cost him $s to retrieve it.
4. The arse in question in fact is not mine, but belongs to a big and hairy man who was holding apart his cheeks so you could see the hole in fine detail and that my ex thought it was my feminine bum and thought that this was my idea of being sexy!!

This is a crime against my privacy and pride.
Nov 22nd, 2009 12:41 AM
kahljorn A BROAD SCORNED I TELL YA

MAYBE THIS "PERSON" OR "STUPID BASTARD" WHO YOU "THOUGHT WAS" your "FRIEND" was only trying to increase the enjoyment of your gamestyle with a little three-way?
Nov 22nd, 2009 12:34 AM
Sam ONE TIME THIS STUPID BASTARD WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY FRIEND AND MAYBE MORE WANTED TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WITH SOMEONE ELSE BUT IT IS OUR FUCKING GAME A GAME THAT WAS PLAYED BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE DESPERATELY SEEKING A DEEPER CONNECTION AND THAT CONNECTION WAS FOUND A PACT OF INTIMACY WAS FORGED AND NOW THEY ARE FUCKING DISGRACING THIS PACT WITH THEIR WHORE WAYS
Nov 22nd, 2009 12:29 AM
kahljorn ONE TIME SOME ASSHOLE ON A MESSAGE BOARD GAVE ME AN INFRACTION BECAUSE HES A COCKSUCKER.
Nov 22nd, 2009 12:07 AM
ZeldaQueen It was a volunteer position. Basically they hung around and made sure we didn't cut in the food line, abuse our hall pass privileges, squirt ketchup on each other, etc. No idea what the incentive was for people to sign up for it. It completely validated my theory though, that people who worked at the high school for reasons other than teaching were completely nuts (one memorable monitor apparently wigged out on a guy for taking an extra plastic fork).
Nov 20th, 2009 11:14 PM
captain516 Lunch monitors? what kind of high school did you go to?
Nov 20th, 2009 10:50 PM
ZeldaQueen When I was in high school, someone stole my calculator (one of those fancy ones with Tetris on it) off of the lunch table when I walked two feet to the left to throw out my garbage. Not a one of my friends sitting around me had ANY idea who took it. What was really insulting was that when I went to report it to the lunch monitors, they basically asked the people sitting around me "did you see where the calculator went?" (WHICH I ALREADY DID!) before throwing up their hands and telling me "Oh well, too bad". Ugh. Matters were actually made worse about two months later, when someone's backpack went missing and they actually shut down the cafeteria and wouldn't let anyone out until they found it.

My dad had one some years back, as well. Some bozo hit his car at an intersection. No one was hurt, but my dad's car was pretty banged up. The offender stopped, got out, looked like he wanted to hit my dad, and turned right up a nearby street. What insulted my dad was that when he called the police, they seemed much more bothered by the fact that the guy took an illegal right turn up that street than the fact that he hit my dad's car.
Nov 20th, 2009 09:31 PM
Sacks Me and the Captain made it happen.
Nov 20th, 2009 07:30 PM
Evil Robot I've never had any crimes committed against me, but the other day I broke into this GMC safari and stole the guys radio and cup holder to replace the one somebody stole from me. The radio had a CD, it was Captain and Tennille.
Nov 20th, 2009 03:02 PM
LordSappington I came back from the bathroom once to find a bunch of slices of pizza jammed in my backpack, ruining my work and textbooks.
Nov 20th, 2009 02:21 PM
Zomboid YOU IGNORANT FUCK
Nov 20th, 2009 12:44 PM
Sam
Quote:
Originally Posted by stevetothepast View Post
someone broke into my house once and stole a wireless xbox controller and a bong.

not the xbox and games.

not the weed.

I couldn't wrap my head around it.
MAYBE THEY ALREADY HAD WEED AND AN XBOX.

THEY JUST NEEDED ACCESSORIES


FUCKING HELL
Nov 20th, 2009 11:23 AM
elx i've never had anything stolen from me. just people going out of their way to return stuff i dropped, left, or lost. like $50 bill, younger sibling, laptop, cellphone, ipod, necklace, dog..etc
Nov 20th, 2009 11:10 AM
Dimnos One day, back when I was in high school, I went out to my car to find the hatch back just sitting there open. I had that sinking feeling in my stomach. I get out to the car to find they took all my speakers, my backpack and my ID I kept in the center console. Nothing else. They left me with my stereo, my CDs and my wallet with $20. So here I am with a stereo that I cant listen to because they jacked my speakers. A case full of CDs I cant listen to, because again, no speakers. And worst of all no school work. Who the fuck steals someones school work?!!?! Deciding that there wasnt anything I could really do right then I closed the back and started driving to school. Half way down my street I found my speakers. Smashed in the middle of the road. WTF! They jack my speakers just to smash them in the road but keep my backpack and my ID? Dumbfounded is the only way I can describe how I felt. Oh yeah. That and violated. Dicks.
Nov 20th, 2009 09:45 AM
Terra Somebody broke into my car and took my daughter's toy phone. Boy, did my blood BOIL!!!!

Now she has a cookie monster flip phone that she lets me borrow from time to time.
Nov 20th, 2009 09:42 AM
stevetothepast someone broke into my house once and stole a wireless xbox controller and a bong.

not the xbox and games.

not the weed.

I couldn't wrap my head around it.
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