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Feb 6th, 2009 10:27 AM
BLEU Shaved looks retarded unless you have a big cock, and are reasonably muscular. On good faith, I would probably say you don't qualify.

Trim the bush. The good Lord gave us fingers to pick pubes out of our teeth for a reason.
Feb 6th, 2009 08:41 AM
executioneer i used a powerful laser to burn the image of the Lord Jesus Christ into mine
Feb 6th, 2009 07:36 AM
MetalMilitia I shave mine into the OCP logo from the film Robocop
Feb 6th, 2009 06:07 AM
kahljorn i shaved a painting in the classical style of ro-co-co motherfucker
Feb 5th, 2009 10:50 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I used to shave a W into mine. I liked it.
Feb 1st, 2009 04:00 PM
Bod I don't like totally shaved men, it looks weird, just a tidy trim is good. I used to use my ex's clippers on mine, but they blew up, but you can actually buy electrical appliances just for this job, girly ones come in pink.
Smooth shaved gets sweaty, hair is there for a reason you know.
Feb 1st, 2009 03:57 PM
HickMan Or Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus
Feb 1st, 2009 03:50 PM
DevilWearsPrada Be sure to play The Wall by Pink Floyd while you do it
Feb 1st, 2009 01:17 PM
HickMan Shave your pubes. Then when you're done, shave your head, mustache, beard, eyebrows, leg hair, and any other kind of hair you have on your body. it'll be sexay
Feb 1st, 2009 03:26 AM
Supafly345 Only virgins are offended by shaving their pubes.
Jan 30th, 2009 09:35 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by WhiteRat View Post
Go buy a $20 beard trimmer and use it to trim that shit down. Just make sure that if you have roommates that you let them know what it's used for otherwise they'll be using it on their face.
That's exactly why you DON'T tell them. They shouldn't be using my razors or trimmers anyway.
Jan 17th, 2009 05:43 PM
Zomboid TRIM THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING MESS
Jan 17th, 2009 12:12 AM
executioneer make sure to tell them after they've used it though, don't let a good practical joke go to waste
Jan 16th, 2009 11:35 PM
WhiteRat Go buy a $20 beard trimmer and use it to trim that shit down. Just make sure that if you have roommates that you let them know what it's used for otherwise they'll be using it on their face.
Jan 11th, 2009 09:35 PM
Battle Net Edition I do miss him a lot

Edit:

I meant to say: NO YOU GUYS ARE SUCH D-BAGS OF COURSE I AHVE A GIRLFRIEND IRL!!! YOU GUYS JSUT DONT UNDERSTAAND ME AND WONT TAK EME SIRIUSLY! You mean people you.
Jan 11th, 2009 07:05 PM
Tadao Same. But really it comes down to each girl. Some like stubble on their clit and some like a smooth rub, almost none like a wild bush. You should really trim even though yout dad wont touch you anymore.
Jan 11th, 2009 06:43 PM
Dixie
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Guys we forgot to acknowledge how funny whatever his name is that started the thread was trying to be
If I actually thought he had a girlfriend I wouldn't have given a serious response.
Jan 11th, 2009 04:11 PM
LittleDollClaudia If you don't want to shave, then just trim it with scissors. At least making an effort would be appreciated, I'm sure.

Then she won't run to Chris anymore..
Jan 11th, 2009 03:55 PM
Esuohlim Guys we forgot to acknowledge how funny whatever his name is that started the thread was trying to be
Jan 11th, 2009 02:20 PM
kahljorn i dont know about all that crap but it does feel nice not having hair down there ;o plus it makes your dick look bigger
Jan 11th, 2009 03:32 AM
Skulhedface So, let me get this straight.

You have a girl willing to look at your junk.

You know what's wrong with this situation? If you have a female, at all willing to be within a foot of your naked crotch, you let her call the fucking shots.
Jan 11th, 2009 02:58 AM
Dixie Do you want to dive into a wiry bush?
No?
Then give her the same luxury.
It's only fair.
Jan 11th, 2009 02:43 AM
LordSappington Just burn it off with a lighter. If you need more precision, use a soldering iron. Just make sure no one distracts or startles you.
Jan 11th, 2009 01:50 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Yeah, just clean them in between. Mine has been shaved since I was like 14. I got sick of it getting caught in the zipper.
Jan 11th, 2009 12:27 AM
pac-man Buy a razor, jungle crotch.
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