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Jan 17th, 2008 05:08 PM
Oska_Go_Wilde Who needs marriage when there's always Mad-Libs and replacing every blank space with "poop?" It's everything people say marriage is: fullfilling, ecstatic, and purely joyous... you know... Just without the annoying other person.
Jan 17th, 2008 10:47 AM
mburbank Don't let anyone see! It's way better to infuriate her into locking you out and then allow neighbor to overhear you sympathetically telling her through the door that you understand her need for space. Once this is done, you can climb in a back window you've left open.
Jan 17th, 2008 07:31 AM
Count Mek Thank for this article, made me realize my current relationship was a sham... She's still pounding on the front door to get in...
Jan 16th, 2008 01:36 AM
Durin Now now, there is really amazing sex out there, and you even said the source. People who star in porn get to enjoy, and they spend their entire lives rubbing it in our faces (someone get me a paper towel or something) Some other people such as presidents and CEOs also get to enjoy such things occasionally. Other than that you seem to be dead on the spot man, lookin forward to ch.2
Jan 16th, 2008 12:51 AM
dj boobs But winter is the best time for sweaters!
Jan 16th, 2008 12:27 AM
thecatillaccat Marriage? Wayne told me it was a punishment for shoplifting in some countries...
Jan 16th, 2008 12:25 AM
Desert_Screams We laugh 'cause it's funny, and we laugh 'cause it's true.
Jan 15th, 2008 06:33 PM
Protoclown Whew! Thanks for showing me that marriage is a terrible mistake! That was close! Well, I mean, it would be if I was dating anyone.

Or had in the last year...but still, thanks for the tips! You can never be too careful!
Jan 15th, 2008 04:36 PM
Fathom Zero You're no Puritan, Max.
Jan 15th, 2008 04:36 PM
mburbank My wife and a friend of hers deserve credit for the idea for this book. They teased the idea out of jokes I was making at her expense.
Jan 15th, 2008 04:09 PM
Pihlak101 I know someone named Collette. She's my English teacher.
Jan 15th, 2008 02:28 PM
panopticism i knew everyone was lying when they were talking about how great sex is. i lost my virginity when i was 16 and havent really wanted to do it again since then. max, you are truly a god among men.
Jan 15th, 2008 12:31 PM
Fluke The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex is a lie.
The sex... Is a .... Lie....
Jan 15th, 2008 11:43 AM
incognit000 My father is the first man on his side of the family to have remained loyal to his life. Considering the horrible, painful divorce that happened when I was five, this is clearly not the way to go.
Jan 15th, 2008 09:34 AM
wobzire That was enlightening. Electrifyingly enlightening. Like lightening. I guess. Well I'm going to go ahead and postpone the engagement until I've read chapter two.
Jan 15th, 2008 08:29 AM
Styled Executioner This is why I'm into Polygamy.
Jan 15th, 2008 04:15 AM
stevetothepast "there is no sex" priceless
Jan 15th, 2008 04:08 AM
BoMToons Your wife must be one proud woman Max.
Jan 15th, 2008 03:17 AM
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