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Nov 5th, 2009 08:21 AM
Chojin this explains so much about kgp.
Nov 5th, 2009 01:19 AM
Tadao
Nov 5th, 2009 12:44 AM
Tadao Hahahaha, yeah all those people on TV or in newspapers, they aren't real people. Did your grease ball dad let you slip out of his hands and onto your head?
Nov 5th, 2009 12:17 AM
kgp4death
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
No you don't, What kind of emotionally vacant person are you to say that you enjoy people making fun of you. .
To me you are not a person you are just text on a screen. Real people are the people right in front of your face that can shake your hand.
Nov 4th, 2009 08:54 PM
george once again
Nov 4th, 2009 07:58 PM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
Wild bear kills some terrorists (man, just setting myself up on this one.)

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms

Cool story. Was it your bro?
Nov 4th, 2009 07:44 PM
Evil Robot
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
Good I don't care about getting along with anyone. Actually, I am entertained by flame, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
No you don't, What kind of emotionally vacant person are you to say that you enjoy people making fun of you. You sir are a god damned liar and thats why we hate you. Every thing you tell us about yourself is a LIE and we are not that stupid.
Nov 4th, 2009 06:36 PM
kgp4death Good I don't care about getting along with anyone. Actually, I am entertained by flame, so why don't you go fuck yourself.
Nov 4th, 2009 06:04 PM
Tadao Poking fun at yourself isn't gonna help. You lost all hope fo getting along with people here once you became a little cry baby cum rag.
Nov 4th, 2009 06:00 PM
kgp4death Wild bear kills some terrorists (man, just setting myself up on this one.)

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/i...ow/5190873.cms
Oct 28th, 2009 03:45 PM
King Hadas If they're both rabid then haven't they both lost already.

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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.
Bears are cool.
Oct 28th, 2009 02:27 PM
stevetothepast Who would win between a rabid golden lab and a rabid full grown female raccoon?
Oct 28th, 2009 08:45 AM
Zhukov In a fight between a bear and a lion, the bear wins everytime. No contest. In fact they used to have such contests for crowd pleasers during the gold-rush in America.

The lion goes straight for the jugular, but the bear just slams its paws into the lion's skull and crushes it. Lions have very thin skulls, apparantly.
Oct 27th, 2009 08:46 PM
kgp4death
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?
glad someone agrees with me....yep just chilling in a 15x15, sounds like my life.
Oct 27th, 2009 08:44 PM
kahljorn shes helping endagered species by keepng them in a 15x15 cage by itself with no other friends around except a fucking lion or whatever which it probably can't even talk to and they probably have too many differences anyway?
Oct 24th, 2009 05:44 AM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
you'd get 10% of the raw salmon and steaks, nice
i lol'd
Oct 23rd, 2009 04:23 PM
executioneer you'd get 10% of the raw salmon and steaks, nice
Oct 23rd, 2009 12:40 PM
stevetothepast I wish I was a bear manager...
Oct 23rd, 2009 11:16 AM
Dimnos He was probably just the bears manager.
Oct 23rd, 2009 08:01 AM
Zhukov "Kyrgyz officials said the bear turned on the manager, 25-year-old Dmitry Potapov, during a rehearsal. "

This depresses me. I am not too far from 25 and I haven't even gotten close to achieving anything with my life comparable to manager of a circus
Oct 23rd, 2009 05:22 AM
Colonel Flagg It's good having you back, Elx.
Oct 22nd, 2009 06:26 PM
elx
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Kyrgyz police shot and killed the bear when they arrived on the scene. It is not clear what caused the attack.
this is the worst part. it's perfectly clear what caused the attack, it's a freakin' bear, they dressed it up, put it on skates, and forced it to dance around on ice in a circus. then the bear is shot when it behaves as it only knows how to. so sad.

i just wish it would've happened during the actual show, to teach everyone there a lesson.
Oct 22nd, 2009 05:56 PM
Dimnos Oh Elx. You have a special way with ms paint.
Oct 22nd, 2009 05:39 PM
elx

well that just doesn't make sense..what could possibly go wrong
Oct 22nd, 2009 03:10 PM
VaporTrailx1 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8320849.stm

I knew the Russians were behind it all! The Bears are revolting!
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