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Feb 16th, 2008 08:04 AM
Fat_Hippo Oh poor me, I feel so sad. But fine, if it upsets you, I'll change my title.
Feb 15th, 2008 10:15 PM
Sacks You know now that you changed your avatar your name and title are COMPLETELY OFF BASE, Fat_Hippo. You are WORTHLESS now.
Feb 15th, 2008 04:35 PM
Fat_Hippo
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Originally Posted by Et tu View Post
Sad fuckers are just like.......er?.....idk.....sad wankers i guess.

I'm going to cry a little!

I hate millionaires.
I'm sorry, but I didn't get ANYTHING out of that. What were you trying to say?
Feb 15th, 2008 01:27 AM
Et tu Sad fuckers are just like.......er?.....idk.....sad wankers i guess.

I'm going to cry a little!

I hate millionaires.
Feb 14th, 2008 07:48 PM
JediScum Maybe you could make a site where the people actually HAVE SEX. Too much porn is ruined by a guy pulling out and whacking it for like 2-3 minutes.

you know, I'm starting to FEEL it and then a gotta watch a guy jerk off. I look down, and think "well, if this is what's happining, why don't i just watch me?"
Feb 14th, 2008 07:01 PM
WhiteRat Have a site that instead of using sausage like bigsausagepizza.com, you use mushrooms. You could call your site bigmushroompizza.com.
Feb 14th, 2008 10:21 AM
Moobs gross
Feb 14th, 2008 12:28 AM
JediScum Have a site with barf jobs. They the new rage (why I don't know)

Either that or strap on a fifteen inch fake phallus that shoots 90 tons of fake spooge.

That's just keeping up with the Joneses though. If you want to succeed, you have to be cutting edge.
Feb 13th, 2008 01:09 AM
ElPila666 Sex is fun at daylight
Feb 13th, 2008 12:27 AM
Tadao Not until I perv.
Feb 13th, 2008 12:20 AM
DuFresne can we lock this thread already
Feb 12th, 2008 06:42 PM
corpexec44 I'd like to watch a bunch of Costa Rican chicks eat each other out to be honest.
Feb 12th, 2008 06:56 AM
Styled Executioner Porn is porn. If it's got some DP and fat moneyshot it'll do well.
Feb 11th, 2008 02:32 AM
soundsurfer what the hell, why not

considering there's a porn niche for everyone these days (heck, there's even raver porn out there), this might hit off well
Feb 10th, 2008 10:52 PM
liquidstatik lol, is that you in your avatar 23? ;_;
Feb 10th, 2008 10:42 AM
terrva Hey, a porno is a porno. I'd watch it.
Feb 8th, 2008 12:17 AM
23_
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Originally Posted by DuFresne View Post
it would honestly just look like any old poorly-done amateur porno
But it probably will be one.
Feb 7th, 2008 06:02 PM
Neen .......
Jun 3rd, 2007 02:16 PM
DuFresne It should be called something obvious like "US Apparel," that way more people will get the joke. Otherwise, it would honestly just look like any old poorly-done amateur porno, since that's all the ads looked like.
Jun 1st, 2007 05:45 AM
MetalMilitia These sound like some exquisite pornographs but what makes the girls from those ads different from regular porn people?
May 31st, 2007 12:22 PM
derrida
evaluate my idea for a porn web site

ok the starting point is have any of yall ever seen those american apparel ads? if not you can google them ok. so yeah my idea here is to make pornos with chicks that look like that, basically they dress and have haircuts like they are from williamsburg brooklyn, the camera can alternate between between being held by either of the performers and a third party, lighting is fairly harsh, no plot of course beyond like hay this chick is coming over to get paid to bone.

oh and maybe a little french electro at the title screens, those people love that shit.

i'm not interested in becoming a pornographer so feel free to steal this idea and become a millionaire.

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