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Oct 31st, 2007 02:10 PM
Zbu Manowar Yeah, but the downside to any union is high fees and a stressful environment, not to mention that all of this implies that you have a long-term association with the company itself. If you're looking for a better job, this might play against you.
Oct 31st, 2007 10:52 AM
Angryhydralisk If you got a driver's licence, you could always shoot for forklift driver on UPS. Simply put, once you hit the union, you'd have to work to get fired.
Oct 30th, 2007 03:39 PM
CaptainBubba Put that on the application
Oct 30th, 2007 03:05 PM
noob3 i got my tickets paid so i'm going to apply at a couple valet places, and maybe something stupid lke a pizza place. at least then i can get high on the job & rock the fuck out
Oct 30th, 2007 11:20 AM
Perndog What it's good for is continuing to look for a permanent job while you're temping and telling people in interviews that you can start immediately.
Oct 30th, 2007 10:07 AM
AChimp McDonald's has really high turn-over so if you've been there for more than six months you're probably a god to the new people.

Regarding the temps quitting without any notice stuff, it's allowed as far as I know due to the nature of the contracts. Either party can terminate it without any notice, but it makes the temp company look bad if the people they send out start quitting all over the place with no notice. I wouldn't expect an favours after doing something like that.
Oct 29th, 2007 01:43 PM
Angryhydralisk
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Originally Posted by AChimp View Post
Get a haircut, you scrubs. No one wants to hire someone who's going to be shedding all over the place.

Then start off with a job at McDonald's or some shit to prove that you CAN work. Making $6/hour is better than not getting paid at all. No one's going to pay you $20/hour unless its your dad and he's trying to get tax write-offs.
This is true to the point it's disturbing. I've been at Mickie D's since Feb. and I'm almost a manager. Kinda ironic because I haven't eaten McDonald's in nearly 15 years.
Oct 29th, 2007 01:20 PM
Perndog I never did it personally, but my understanding is that it's agreed that either party can terminate employment at any time without advance notice. Calling the day you plan not to show up, at least, is expected, but we've had a handful of temps in my office at Target quit suddenly with no hard feelings. Maybe some other companies aren't so tolerant about this.
Oct 29th, 2007 02:14 AM
mischief Try not to put every single job you've ever had, especially if you didn't work there very long. 2 weeks at burger king is not impressive to a potential employer.

Perndog was right though, temp agencies are decent depending on where you go. Just make sure your resume isn't a fucking wreck and look nice when you go in. I used to work in a staffing agency so i know these things . A lot of them will give you testing on excel and word too so make sure you know those things! OH and some of those jobs quitting with no notice is still not wise, i'm not sure what kinds of positions you had to be doing that perndog :/
Oct 28th, 2007 07:07 AM
Blue Gularis
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
guys I don't think I like this forum anymore
Get a haircut, son.
Oct 27th, 2007 04:11 PM
Evil Robot I am currently looking for a techician who has some expertise in the field of industrial automation. It's a traveling position, your territory would be all of North and South America. You would be working on robotic screwdriving and riviting equipment.
Oct 26th, 2007 03:56 PM
noob3 why, because you're lazy and won't work?
Oct 26th, 2007 01:25 AM
Guitar Woman guys I don't think I like this forum anymore
Oct 26th, 2007 12:58 AM
zeldasbiggestfan I'm hopefully going to be working at a comic book shop soon. So try to listen to these folks, they're right ya know! But in all honesty keep your nose clean, chin high, and don't smell like rotten ass. And don't smoke a cigarette before the interview. That will make you smell like cigarettes which can be as bad or worse than rotten ass.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:39 PM
Creepy-critters I applied for a warehouse style job. If any of you have been to a Value Village store before, you probably know the drive through donations shed. We take in donations, bring them in the back. This includes furniture, tv's, games, game systems, etc. Last night I couldn't get a desk through the back door into the garbage, so I got to bash it apart with a sledgehammer.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:35 PM
noob3 i know working in a barn and using the money they pay me to sleep in the barn is up there in my most wanted careers
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:23 PM
Emu Haha yeah man I'll look into that.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:22 PM
Kant spelz If you can pass a criminal background check, I know a lot of retard farms hire all types of peoples.
Some even pay you to sleep at their places.
Fuck yeah.
I just realized I did not in fact pass a criminal background check, and I still got hired at one.
It's so easy and they are so desperate for people.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:17 PM
Emu I might do that. I'm up all hours of the night anyway.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:07 PM
Fathom Zero EDIT: Ooops.

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Originally Posted by Emu View Post
I'm thinking of resigning myself to Wal-Mart.
If you do, get yourself a nice nighttime restocking position. My mom's friend has it and all she does is stack lipstick and other cosmetics at 3 in the morning and she doesn't have to deal with bitchy customers then. Of course, the only real reason why she took it was so she could see her kids during the day, but I wouldn't mind doing something like that at night.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:03 PM
Fathom Zero Don't tell 'em you've quit, either, because they'll think that you'll quit on them, too.
Oct 23rd, 2007 08:00 PM
Emu I'm thinking of resigning myself to Wal-Mart.
Oct 23rd, 2007 07:57 PM
Kant spelz
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
look...posting in every thread on the board won't get you your fucking custom title.
Sweet, here for an hour and I already have someone following my posts.

I finally made it big mom.
Oct 23rd, 2007 07:50 PM
Jomb Do you have any notable skills, interests, goals... that sort of thing?

Maybe you could start your own business and be your own boss? That's what I did when no one would hire me
Oct 23rd, 2007 07:34 PM
Cosmo Electrolux look...posting in every thread on the board won't get you your fucking custom title.
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