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Jan 24th, 2005 10:43 AM
The Unseen Gadzooks, are you bi-polar or something?

So far the best offer is def the 20$ and a tarantula.
Jan 24th, 2005 05:53 AM
pjalne I'll stop punching you in the ear for being a thieving gypsy for it.
Jan 23rd, 2005 10:04 PM
MLE 20 bucks and a tarantula stuffed toy.
Jan 23rd, 2005 04:31 PM
GADZOOKS Ill give you 2 BILLION DOLLARS

For you, not the laptop
Jan 23rd, 2005 04:01 PM
The Unseen You bring new light to the table.
Jan 23rd, 2005 02:08 PM
Rongi ok ok

i'll give you 15, a picture of willie's willy, a real men are indifferent to jesus and a picture of my c*ck for it
Jan 23rd, 2005 03:50 AM
Karl Hungus SOLD!
Jan 23rd, 2005 03:13 AM
executioneer ill give you a picture of my w*iner for it
Jan 23rd, 2005 02:53 AM
Anonymous i'll give you ten and a real men hate jesus sticker for it
Jan 22nd, 2005 11:36 PM
Rongi your selling point just gets worse and worse

tell ya what i'll give you five bucks and a real men love jesus sticker for it
Jan 22nd, 2005 11:00 PM
executioneer oh okay let me just paypal you the HEY WAIT A MINUTE!
Jan 22nd, 2005 10:58 PM
The Unseen Guys, it was just a big joke

It's my laptop but I never use which is why I forgot the password

and I uhhh, never use it, which is why I'm selling it.
Jan 22nd, 2005 10:18 PM
executioneer them fancy silver arrows aint gonna buy themselves
Jan 22nd, 2005 10:16 PM
Anonymous and robin hood would have given it all
Jan 22nd, 2005 09:57 PM
executioneer lol you might want to try not mentioning that it si a stolen the next time you sell something on the internet
Jan 22nd, 2005 08:35 PM
MLE i mean... seriously.
Jan 22nd, 2005 08:26 PM
The Unseen Seriously guys, does anyone want this? :/
Jan 21st, 2005 07:59 PM
executioneer lol @ this thread
Jan 21st, 2005 12:28 PM
GADZOOKS you suck
Jan 21st, 2005 12:24 PM
The Unseen I'm not going to give a lot of details but it's definantely insured by the state so the people of nh are paying for it. (and probably for a new one)

I'm donating half the money to tsunami relief fund guys, I'm like robin hood.
Jan 20th, 2005 08:38 PM
Anonymous well, that was excessive

and dull


and by
Jan 20th, 2005 07:24 PM
Dulled by Excess The only real flaw in this obviously well-planned scheme is that this newly-stolen laptop most likely has an integrated NIC. That integrated NIC is assigned a unique MAC address. For brevity's sake, I'll spare you the explanation of how IP address resolution works, but suffice it to say that this laptop is traceable by it's MAC address anytime it's connected to the internet. You just have to ask yourself this question - "Would the owner have reported it stolen?"

It's also worth stating that while it's possible for you to still get caught, it's not entirely probable. You just have to decide if you're willing to take that chance.

Oh, there is one last thing to keep in mind...

Karma's a bitch.
Jan 20th, 2005 06:43 PM
MLE no one should buy this because it's just encouraging you to steal.

plus, you'd be making money off of doing something that you seriously should be jailed for. that laptop's worth enough to make that higher than petty theft.
Jan 20th, 2005 05:30 PM
The Unseen Not as retarded as someone who didn't get a free laptop
Jan 20th, 2005 04:17 PM
pjalne If that is true, you are retarded.

Really, someone should beat you up.
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