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Feb 9th, 2008 04:04 PM
Fat_Hippo I never shave, 'cause I like that silky feel it gets when I wash it really thoroughly with shampoo, which is nice on...long lonely evenings, you know what I mean.
Feb 5th, 2008 07:07 PM
Tadao Which reminds me of tentacle sex.
Feb 5th, 2008 06:43 PM
Sethomas That idea makes me wish I'd gone further with that Ukrainian chick I dated.
Feb 5th, 2008 06:31 PM
sspadowsky That poor cat isn't shaved, he just lives really close to Chernobyl.
Feb 5th, 2008 03:07 AM
Sethomas
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From the book I'm reading:
"He did not have the look of a man who could please his mistress when he held her naked in his arms. For his beard was little more than the kind of fuzz that ladies have in certain places."

"It is easy to judge by the state of hay whether the pitchfork is any good."

"Lady, answer me without any deceit. Is there any hair between your legs?"
- "None at all."
"Indeed I do believe you, for grass does not grow on a well-beaten path."

From the poetry of Jean de Condé, ca. 1360.

I love history.
2003, a fine year for I-Mockery.
Feb 5th, 2008 02:45 AM
Tadao That pussy has a lot of miles on it!
Feb 5th, 2008 02:13 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky View Post
Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?
You know I love them all...

Except for ones like this:


Not sexy.
Feb 1st, 2008 08:20 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Jan 31st, 2008 06:37 PM
sspadowsky
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.
Maryellen Hooper. I respect her as a comic, but not as a shaved woman. 'Cause she's not one.

Jeannette, what's your favorite animal?
Jan 30th, 2008 10:25 PM
Chojin I tried to use it on my shoulders ;<
Jan 30th, 2008 06:16 PM
Zomboid I remember seeing an infomercial on tv for that when I was like 13 and my friends and I found it hilarious. I don't think I could ever use something like that on my crotch
Jan 30th, 2008 04:24 PM
Dixie I did not get the dvd. I'm jealous.

It's not THAT bad, but it's not pleasant either.
Jan 30th, 2008 04:10 PM
Tadao hairy nipples? they tickle throats. no fun
Jan 30th, 2008 04:06 PM
Cosmo Electrolux should I ask what you nad'ed?
Jan 30th, 2008 03:49 PM
Chojin using nad's was in the top 10 most painful moments of my life :<

in the introductory dvd that comes with it they show this gay dude getting nad'ded and they rip it off and he's all 'oh, how pleasant' ;<
Jan 30th, 2008 03:22 PM
Tadao So.... don't put nair on balls. Noted!
Jan 30th, 2008 03:17 PM
Dixie It's really not that painful since it's over fairly quickly.

Nair burns me.
Jan 30th, 2008 03:12 PM
Tadao Why not use Nair?
Jan 30th, 2008 03:05 PM
Cosmo Electrolux sounds painful.
my girlfriend has this vat of hot wax...she waxes her son's uni-brow with it.
Jan 30th, 2008 03:00 PM
Dixie
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Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux View Post
will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?
You wouldn't want to use it on your nads, it's a home sugaring kit which is basically waxing.
Your taint however, yes, if you don't mind ripping out hair from that region.

I use Nad's. Seriously, I do.
Jan 30th, 2008 02:14 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X View Post
Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it.
I saw her on Lounge Lizards years ago, but I can't remember her name.
Jan 30th, 2008 02:03 PM
Cosmo Electrolux will it remove hair from your nads?
what about your taint?
Jan 30th, 2008 01:46 PM
Dixie
Jan 30th, 2008 12:59 AM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by sspadowsky View Post
Shaved chicks are the best thing to come along in the history of everything. Those hair removal doctors should offer their services to the womens for free.
Twist your penis into a balloon animal and maybe I'll consider it.
Jan 26th, 2008 04:10 PM
Tadao I have a porno that starts that way.
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