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Feb 12th, 2010 04:36 PM
Krythor I haven't been paying attention to this thread, but I'm glad other people know that ant is a pain.
Feb 10th, 2010 11:17 PM
Pentegarn I can't fault Protoclown for his review. It's really hard to stretch, "Cameron steals from Pocahontas and Ender's Game and makes it last almost 3 hours" into at least 2 paragraphs :P

Essentially it is like a beauty contest contestant. Nice to look at but shallow and predictable.
Feb 10th, 2010 05:22 PM
Tadao I gotta read his review one day.
Feb 10th, 2010 05:14 PM
dextire
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Why would you think he was going to use original creatures when he already stole the whole plot?
Specifically, Protoclown's review:
"All kinds of interesting alien and plant life is shown in the movie, and the amount of detail and effort
they put into designing and creating this alien world is truly impressive."

I didn't figure he would gush like that if it was only copies of real and mythical earth creatures.
I'm not trying to say I hated the movie, I was just really disappointed.
Feb 10th, 2010 04:11 PM
Tadao Why would you think he was going to use original creatures when he already stole the whole plot?
Feb 10th, 2010 03:40 PM
dextire
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
This isn't a spoiler.
It's not? I hadn't heard anything about there not being any original creatures.
The reason I know the dog-things were in fact Hyenas and not wolves or something is because they make the same exact sound as Hyenas!
No original creatures certainly spoiled the movie for me.
Feb 10th, 2010 03:15 AM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by dextire View Post
Why on earth did they create an entirely new planet and not put any new creatures in it?
You've got horses, lions, rhinos, hyenas, jellyfish, and dragons. And even the Navi are clearly supposed to be Indians.
The only new things I saw were the helicopter bugs. It made no sense, and really bugged me the whole movie.
This isn't a spoiler.

Feb 10th, 2010 02:11 AM
dextire I finally decided to see it this past weekend before it goes out of 3D.
And it is pretty (Pandora glows like a Christmas tree at night).

I'm sure I was affected by the insane over-hype the movie has, but it definitely didn't live up to it.
"Lack of originality" is quite the understatement in my book.

But I still enjoyed it somewhat.

Spoilers!
Feb 3rd, 2010 06:48 PM
LordSappington I'm not going to waste my time and $10 to see a movie solely for 'AMAZNG DIGITIL AFFECTS!!!11!!oneone'
Feb 3rd, 2010 12:43 PM
Grislygus We got an I-Max around here, but I really don't want to risk anyone I know seeing me go see Avatar
Feb 3rd, 2010 02:51 AM
Babs
Feb 3rd, 2010 01:55 AM
Ant10708 no avatar related depression here. i have no desire to be a blue hippie. i like my username, tadao. its funny that you claim i failed at making something of myself on the internet as if thats a goal people aside from tila tequlia should pursue or something i aim to achieve. this is a general message board where people mock people and refuse to have any sort of intelligent conversation. i could care less if anything memorable comes out of what i post. i dont put effort into imockery lol. its not my site. i like the owner rog and enjoy conversing with him from time to time and reading his articles is always a good time but if the site closed tonight then id say oh well and go read an article somewhere else. you even said yourself, i post occassionally and spend alot less of my life on the internet then you. its ok. make your mark on the web.

now to move on. i would like to see the movie a second time on the mega imax in nyc. we have one on long island that im pretty sure is going to go out of business soon(they failed to get the last big non 3d imax release) but that one is not capable of showing 3d. i think the one in nyc does have that ability thou and i imagine seeing a 3d movie on a screen that big could be a trip.

any real imax theaters by any of you guys? not these new rip off digital imax theaters popping up everywhere. the mega imax screens are truly something amazing for a movie fan if you get a good seat up high in the middle. they have made like a whole new degree of stadium seating. im pretty sure if shaq sat in a row in front of you he wouldnt block ur view or only a small since the average persons head is well below your feet.


Feb 2nd, 2010 04:20 AM
Tadao Just joking.

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guys i think he might have avatar syndrome, better be careful or he might hurt himself :(
Feb 2nd, 2010 04:13 AM
Tadao For christs sake, Geggy got under your skin. What kind of pussy let's Geggy lets under the skin. You are one of the worst cry babies here at the softer I-Mock. You can't even take a joke. It's like you only show up every 3 weeks, find a post, and bitch how things aren't like you. Fucking end your life already.
Feb 2nd, 2010 04:04 AM
Tadao Poor ant10708 and his failed user name with his failed beliefs and his failure to become something on the internet. You signed up in 03 and nothing memorable from you exists here? Maybe you should just give up. Wht do you post here anyways?
Feb 2nd, 2010 03:19 AM
Ant10708 you sure do enjoy this thread of yours
Feb 2nd, 2010 01:00 AM
Tadao stuff that won't make the dvd because he cut the story, not actual footage.
Feb 2nd, 2010 12:59 AM
captain516 Apparently, he had to cut a lot of stuff out, which is why the story seems so bad. Probably an excuse, but makes you wonder.
Feb 2nd, 2010 12:10 AM
Tadao
Jan 31st, 2010 12:02 PM
Tadao Yeah, I've never really cared about who is the all time highest box office seller, I think that might be the problem. I don't think anyone really cares and it lets people make some pretty big claims.
Jan 31st, 2010 08:20 AM
Pentegarn I think they should do the official list that way honestly.
Jan 31st, 2010 12:21 AM
Tadao http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...,7457451.story

"In an adjusted-for-inflation, all-time box-office top 10 (compiled by Dergarabedian), "Gone With the Wind" is the easy winner, with George Lucas' 1977 "Star Wars" in the No. 2 slot, with $1.26 billion in grosses, followed by 1965's "Sound of Music," 1982's "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" and 1956's "The Ten Commandments."

Jim Cameron's "Titanic" comes in at No. 6 on the chart (with $955 million) while "Avatar" doesn't even come close to making the top 10, with a mere $558 million in grosses."
Jan 29th, 2010 12:37 AM
Bubsy avatar may win every oscar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 28th, 2010 10:05 PM
Archduke Tips Titanic really sucked so bad I couldn't stand to watch the whole thing. However, Avatar in 3D was one of the most amazing movies I have seen.

The story was a bit weak, but the 3D animation was amazing. I would recommend seeing it in 3D before it is out of theaters.
Jan 28th, 2010 09:34 AM
Colonel Flagg
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Originally Posted by captain516 View Post
I want to see James Cameron actually make an Aquaman movie, like in Entourage.
The world deserves a 2½ hour crapfest featuring Aquafag.

Let me think me up some dolphins.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, that makes perfect sense. Except the movie should feature Marine Boy.
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