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Sep 13th, 2006 08:06 PM
Gorlack the Destroyer
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Originally Posted by thebard
You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling you that this isn't normal? If your not doing it in public etc then why worry?

It is a natural urge that people get, even in a relationship and if you want to then wht not?
you are the thread necromancer.
Sep 13th, 2006 11:02 AM
Krythor This is like a whole new thread for some people, huh.
Sep 12th, 2006 03:10 PM
BluesBerry
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Originally Posted by Ramco
This one time my cousin Walter stuck a cat up his ass, true story.

A few months later he did it again; different cat, same problem.

I asked him why he kept sticking cats up his ass and he said "how else can I get the gerbil out?"
Your cousin Walter is one weird guy. I heard he jerked off on a plane once.
Sep 10th, 2006 10:03 PM
Fathom Zero Hi, what's your name?
Sep 10th, 2006 08:47 PM
thebard You want to stop, why? i mean is some one telling you that this isn't normal? If your not doing it in public etc then why worry?

It is a natural urge that people get, even in a relationship and if you want to then wht not?
Aug 21st, 2006 12:12 PM
Chojin And you have no perception of time.
Aug 21st, 2006 02:36 AM
zeldasbiggestfan That walter story is from mallrats. You have no imagination. Loser.
Jun 10th, 2006 06:23 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog I suggest getting a job. When I work or go to school, I'll usually drop down to 3 a day or less.
Apr 30th, 2006 05:17 PM
RaNkeri I don't know was it the 4 glasses of wine, the crappy music I was listening, being tired, or all of those, but I bursted into hysterical laugh when I was reading the first two posts




Damn WhiteRat, you surely saved my day with your firts post on this thread
Apr 30th, 2006 04:25 PM
executioneer funny stuff, liar
Apr 30th, 2006 03:08 PM
Ramco This one time my cousin Walter stuck a cat up his ass, true story.

A few months later he did it again; different cat, same problem.

I asked him why he kept sticking cats up his ass and he said "how else can I get the gerbil out?"
Apr 25th, 2006 04:42 AM
WhiteRat Keep talking to me baby.
Apr 25th, 2006 03:50 AM
Chojin MEMORIES CAUSE TITLE ADDITION

BRZZT
Apr 25th, 2006 12:05 AM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by James
Would you even say I made you LOL?
yeah
Apr 25th, 2006 12:04 AM
Fathom Zero Nobody's more unintentionally funny than me.
Apr 24th, 2006 11:55 PM
James Would you even say I made you LOL?
Apr 24th, 2006 11:44 PM
Guitar Woman I decided you were more hilarious than Fathom
Apr 24th, 2006 11:39 PM
James Don't patronize me.
Apr 24th, 2006 11:37 PM
Terra Congratulations
Apr 24th, 2006 11:31 PM
James I just realized I'm in Guitar Woman's sig.
Apr 24th, 2006 10:48 PM
Terra Don't start mister!
Apr 24th, 2006 10:44 PM
James Yeah.


Yeah.
Apr 24th, 2006 10:43 PM
Guitar Woman What is it with dead kitty stories here lately
Apr 24th, 2006 10:37 PM
Terra It's pretty common knowledge that when you fuck a cat, you don't get to unfuck unless the cat agrees with you and lets you go. Apparently this is so. Even in death.
Apr 24th, 2006 10:28 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Bod
Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.
I'd heard a story like this happening. Except replace "frozen chicken" with "live cat."

He shattered the cat's hips and it died, and the hips collapsed around his dick and he couldn't get his dick out of the cat's asshole.
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